The Trash Heap of the Heapers' Hangout

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  • i wish to come up with a song lyric for this signature, but no song lyrics are coming to mind
    Making musics is harder than I expected.
  • Welcome to the club.

    Also, I got over both. Well, mostly; I'm still afraid to drive. But I don't need to do that yet.
  • I cannot make musics, I was always awful at music.
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  • edited 2012-02-25 20:53:56

    Making music is indeed harder than it looks. :/

    It took me a long time to become average at it.
  • I play a fairly awesome bass. I'm alright at guitar I guess.

    But my singing is my main musical draw.
  • edited 2012-02-25 20:54:52
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  • i wish to come up with a song lyric for this signature, but no song lyrics are coming to mind
    ...Oh hey, got the problem fixed. Now it sounds significantly less like crap.
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    I took Spring and Summer quarters off in 2011 (instead of just Summer like I usually do) so I had a lot of free time with which to do nothing in particular. It was also the year that AU and I grew very close together, so most of my fond memories of the time have to do with sitting around in the spring or summer geeking out over grocery stores or some such thing.

    It's kinda bittersweet, because I'm looking forward to this coming summer, but at the same time I know it will be a different experience.
  • edited 2012-02-25 20:58:36
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  • i wish to come up with a song lyric for this signature, but no song lyrics are coming to mind
    Aaaaaand I managed to finish making the tutorial song from the LMMS wiki. Wooo.
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    Things to do from now on: refer to the radio as a "wireless"
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    ...I just ripped up an index card that had something written on it without even stopping to think that what was written on it might be something I need until after the fact.

    Why?
  • 'Cause you're a doofus?
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    And now I'm eating said index card.

    ...How did I get to be such a freak?
  • edited 2012-02-25 21:29:16
    Let me tell you. About Fallen London.
    ^^^

  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    I might've done the first thing.

    The second thing, no.
  • I love eating paper.
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    ^^ Whoa, another similarity found.
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  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    I don't like eating much of anything.

    Besides breakfast foods and pudding cups.
  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    I used to eat paper more often, but not nowadays.
  • Remember back in the 50s when they'd record like Elvis singing YOU AIN'T NOTHIN BUT A HOUND DOG and then they'd turn the record over and reverse it and it was all NYERP NYERP NYERP NYERP NYERP and people were all like, "That is actually the voice of Satan coming from that song."
    It has been a long time since I found paper particularly pleasant to eat.


  • I don't believe in frettin' and grievin';

    Why mess around with strife'

    I never was cut out to step and strut out.

    Give me the simple life.


    Some find it pleasant dining on pheasant.



    Those things roll off my knife;

    Just serve me tomatoes; and mashed potatoes;

    Give me the simple life.


    A cottage small is all I'm after,



    Not one that's spacious and wide.

    A house that rings with joy and laughter

    and the ones you love inside.


    Some like the high road, I like the low road,



    Free from the care and strife.

    Sounds corny and seedy, but yes, indeed-y;

    Give me the simple life.

  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    1500 Ways To Make Anonus Cry

    coming soon to bookstores near you
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    Is Papyrus a bad font to use?
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    Someone wanted to use it on a wedding invitation today. I thought, "that is really tacky."
  • edited 2012-02-25 22:03:06
    I was going to post something like "why do you want to make Anonus cry?" before I came to my senses.

    ^ At least it wasn't comic sans.
  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    I remember when its designer, Chris Costello, had a notchless version in the works, named "Costello". It's apparently been scrapped, which is too bad, as I had looked forward to it.
  • A murder mystery set in the world of professional font design

    This is clearly the best idea ever
  • I like to eat SPICY things.
  • edited 2012-02-25 22:06:33
    Let me tell you. About Fallen London.
    ^ Like fire?

    ^^
    image

  • Well I do have a hot sauce called "Hellfire" sauce, so........
  • DAMNIT STRAUB
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    I actually wondered for a moment if anyone would make a wedding invitation using Comic Sans.

    ...the idea frightened me
  • I will send Imi a wedding invitation with Comic Sans when I get married
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    I dare you to.

    I double dare you.
  • But do you double dog dare me?

    I probably shouldn't invite anyone from the Internet to my hypothetical wedding, that would just be weird.
  • Living tissue over endoskeleton.
    You don't need to invite me. I'll probably be there anyway.
  • There is some overstock outlet around here that was selling discount wedding invit8ions.

    My first thought was "I hope the envelopes don't have toxic glue".

    8ecause Seinfeld.

    Yeah.
  • Seamus, Ace Stalker
  • You can invite me. I'm not from the Internet, I'm from Alternia!
  • Living tissue over endoskeleton.
    Alternet?
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    *steals the next poster's money and uses it to buy loads and loads of candy*
  • edited 2012-02-25 22:14:19
    Touch the cow. Do it now.
    You could invite me, but I am too fucking lazy to fly to England

    ^Money? What money?
  • I don't want all the guests fed to a giant spider, though
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    Should I invite Anonus to my wedding?
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