You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
It seems like there should be some kind of pun to be made about loud foxes, but I can't think of what it is
like seriously the only thing you can do with a billion dollars is use it to make more extraneous dollars, stuff it in an offshore bank account and other sorts of general greediness and unplesantitude.
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
Why is it that playing with toys is considered childish but playing with video games is fine for people of all ages?
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
I love how this is ostensibly humorous nonsense to poke fun at my poor traffic management, but ended up being exactly what Domino's did in real life around the time this game was released.
I love how this is ostensibly humorous nonsense to poke fun at my poor traffic management, but ended up being exactly what Domino's did in real life around the time this game was released.
for some reason your playing Sim City is wholly unsurprising to me.
I love how this is ostensibly humorous nonsense to poke fun at my poor traffic management, but ended up being exactly what Domino's did in real life around the time this game was released.
for some reason your playing Sim City is wholly unsurprising to me.
She's never made a secret of her fondness for the game...
More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
*pins the next poster to a wall and pulls down their pants and sticks a tranquilizer needle in their butt and drags them to the quiet room and drops them on the mattress and leaves and locks the door*
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
Someone here has to have a medical fetish come on. Who wants a cute nurse to stick a needle in their butt! Preferably a cute mental patient but anyone will do... except you. Yes, you.
Why is it that playing with toys is considered childish but playing with video games is fine for people of all ages?
I really don't get the kids these days. Why can't they realize how fun it is to play hide-and-seek, hopscotch, jump-rope, jacks, tag*, building blocks, go-fish, marbles, tic-tac-toe, etc?
* as in fair tag. Not the kind where you torment the slowest kid in the group by making him or her it forever, staying just out of reach.
Also, legoes, building blocks, tesselating colorful wood blocks from kindergarten whose name I do not remember, frisbee, little toy cars, swingsets, slides, riding-down-the-hill-in-your-wagon, etc.
I mean, I just can't understand kids who don't like that and who just want to play video games. I miss being allowed to jump-rope without seeming silly; and I miss playgrounds and sandboxes.
Dang it kids, one of these days you're going to look back and realize you missed out on the infinite joys of hopscotch.
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
I feel like, if properly advertised, one could probably set up a college-wide 'be a kid' day. Just piles of legos and inflatable slides as far as the eye could see.
The Leader's named Jim, making him Jim Crow, which makes light of the Jim Crow legislation that made life in the South miserable if you were black.
And the fact that the Crows act stereotypically black and are the ones who help Dumbo to fly is kind of...Magical Negro-ish.
If it was made in a realistic, modern-day setting, the Crows would be gangsters.
But the movie's early 1940s, which makes the whole thing a bit more forgivable. I mean, it's still wrong, but it's the 1940s. Society didn't know better, the poor dopes.
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I remember when I was about 14 or 15 my mom saying "do kids your age still play Nintendo or did they outgrow that yet"
t. man from the future
my mom still thinks her ex husband's biggest problem was that he was in his 30s and played video games rather than that he was an abusive asshole.
what is the world like in five and a half hours
Assassin poems, Poems that shoot
guns. Poems that wrestle cops into alleys
and take their weapons leaving them dead
Assassin poems, Poems that shoot
guns. Poems that wrestle cops into alleys
and take their weapons leaving them dead
Assassin poems, Poems that shoot
guns. Poems that wrestle cops into alleys
and take their weapons leaving them dead
Assassin poems, Poems that shoot
guns. Poems that wrestle cops into alleys
and take their weapons leaving them dead
Look out! Look out!
Giraffe men on parade
Here they come!
Hippety hoppety
They're here and
there
Giraffe men
ev'rywhere
Look out! Look out!
They're walking
around the bed
On their head
Clippety cloppety
Arrayed in braid
Giraffe men on parade
What'll I do? What'll
I do?
What an unusual view!
I could stand the
sight of worms
And look at
microscopic germs
But anthromorphic
ruminants
Is really much for me
I am not the type to
faint
When things are odd
or things
are quaint
But seeing things you
know that ain't
Can certainly give
you an awful fright!
What a sight!
Chase 'em away!
Chase 'em away!
I'm afraid need your
aid
Giraffe men on
parade!
Giraffe men!
Giraffe men!
Assassin poems, Poems that shoot
guns. Poems that wrestle cops into alleys
and take their weapons leaving them dead
* as in fair tag. Not the kind where you torment the slowest kid in the group by making him or her it forever, staying just out of reach.
Also, legoes, building blocks, tesselating colorful wood blocks from kindergarten whose name I do not remember, frisbee, little toy cars, swingsets, slides, riding-down-the-hill-in-your-wagon, etc.
I mean, I just can't understand kids who don't like that and who just want to play video games. I miss being allowed to jump-rope without seeming silly; and I miss playgrounds and sandboxes.
Dang it kids, one of these days you're going to look back and realize you missed out on the infinite joys of hopscotch.
Assassin poems, Poems that shoot
guns. Poems that wrestle cops into alleys
and take their weapons leaving them dead
The crows in Dumbo. Racist?
(I never saw Dumbo.)
Oh wait, I'm not black.
Assassin poems, Poems that shoot
guns. Poems that wrestle cops into alleys
and take their weapons leaving them dead