Cunts are like mustard: they taste great on a sandwich. But when you’re not eating a sandwich… they just sit there in the fridge… on a shelf… in a jar… labeled… mustard.
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
I tried taking pictures of my Christmas tree but they all came out out-of-focus crap
Fun fact: Two of the earliest songs I remember hearing (that weren't jingles for the TV networks) were "Le Freak" by Chic and "Upside Down" by Diana Ross. Both of 'em were written by Nile and Bernard.
I remember this one time when I was at college and somebody drove down the main street there blasting "U Can't Touch This" really loud and some guy turned to me and said, "they should be killed for that"
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
Cunts are like mustard: they taste great on a sandwich. But when you’re not eating a sandwich… they just sit there in the fridge… on a shelf… in a jar… labeled… mustard.
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
does anyone know where i can find avatar-worthy images of princess bubblegum
Christmas trees: A few years back, I roomed with some guys in Georgia. They got a real tree for Christmas, then kept it until May or June that year. (We had hardwood floors, so the needles were easy to clean up.) I suspect this was at least partially because we were in a small town and we didn't have garbage pickup, so to dispose of the tree we'd have to drive it out to the garbage collection place ourselves. Anyway, after I'd accepted that the dried, needleless corpse of the tree was just going to be a fixture of the house, the others decided to take the tree into the front yard and burn it. The darn thing caught fire in seconds, flared up, and was reduced to cinders in less than a minute.
Nothing else was burnt and no one got hurt. But we realized at that point how what a stupid mistake keeping that tree around had been.
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
(7:43:03 PM) CentralAve: I like how, if I type "Pinkie", Swype knows the next word should be "Pie"
I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
You mean 2010.
It made enough money for Disney to repeat the formula (e.g. Oz the Great and Powerful, the upcoming Maleficent, a said-to-be-in-development Cruella de Vil movie), which is kind of irksome
Disney keeps pouring money into these live-action turkeys and it irks me
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
The 2010 Alice's existence did inspire me to look at the original book and the Walt Disney movie again, though, so something good came of it, at least
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
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^another stupid overhyped piece of crap
Assassin poems, Poems that shoot
guns. Poems that wrestle cops into alleys
and take their weapons leaving them dead
Creatures in.this realm.get an intelligence bonus based on age.
Ee are all secretly immortals, so we habe all the bonuses.
YNTKT
We're all supposed to go see the annual Lights in the Parkway display but I kinda just want to stay home. :/
I'll see you all whenever, I guess.
Is this the best image on the Internet? No, that's still Fatal1ty's Gamer Food ad. But this one gets close
Nothing else was burnt and no one got hurt. But we realized at that point how what a stupid mistake keeping that tree around had been.
Assassin poems, Poems that shoot
guns. Poems that wrestle cops into alleys
and take their weapons leaving them dead