The Trash Heap of the Heapers' Hangout

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• Imipolex G

  2013-12-29 18:33:48

  Touch the cow. Do it now.
  

  *the biggest explosions ever*
  
• Yarrun XIX

  2013-12-29 18:51:56

  Whores! we want "poems that kill."
  Assassin poems, Poems that shoot
  guns. Poems that wrestle cops into alleys
  and take their weapons leaving them dead

  Grr.

  
  

  Cough seems to be weakening, but not quickly enough. 
• nohaynicklibre

  2013-12-29 18:56:38

  Smee, Maiman, Doktar, Pavelier, Button-Lee, Juan Ovyu

  
• Imipolex G

  2013-12-29 18:57:48

  Touch the cow. Do it now.
  

  weegee
• Imipolex G

  2013-12-29 19:06:49

  Touch the cow. Do it now.
  

  colostrum
  
• Imipolex G

  2013-12-29 19:07:13

  Touch the cow. Do it now.
  

  who is this Arino, anyway? I saw him in a game once
  
• nohaynicklibre

  2013-12-29 19:10:21

  Smee, Maiman, Doktar, Pavelier, Button-Lee, Juan Ovyu

  I don't feel like explaining so read this.
  http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/GameCenter_CX
  
• Imipolex G

  2013-12-29 19:14:01

  Touch the cow. Do it now.
  

  oh.
  
  so now I know why this was called Arino's Challenge.
  
  
  
  I learned something today!
  
• Misery

  2013-12-29 19:17:32

  The sadness will last forever.

  Counting money
• nohaynicklibre

  2013-12-29 19:19:25

  Smee, Maiman, Doktar, Pavelier, Button-Lee, Juan Ovyu

  If you like retro games it's a pretty fun show. I love it
  
• Obā-san

  2013-12-29 20:07:04

  
  

  drop shoulder
• Yarrun XIX

  2013-12-29 20:17:41

  Whores! we want "poems that kill."
  Assassin poems, Poems that shoot
  guns. Poems that wrestle cops into alleys
  and take their weapons leaving them dead

  This place's been a ghost town as of late, in my opinion.

  
  

  It's always like this during the Holidays. No matter what the Holidays are.
• Yarrun XIX

  2013-12-29 20:18:49 edited 2013-12-29 20:19:34

  Whores! we want "poems that kill."
  Assassin poems, Poems that shoot
  guns. Poems that wrestle cops into alleys
  and take their weapons leaving them dead

  Except for Valentine's Day, because we're all dateless turbonerds! hahahahhahahahhahahaahaahhaaha!

  
  

  ...Except for the three or four couples on this site.

  
  

  Meh, screw them. How dare they be happy with another person? Why can't they be lonely and completely fine about it like the rest of us?
• Misery

  2013-12-29 20:19:42

  The sadness will last forever.

  I hate Valentine's Day
• Misery

  2013-12-29 20:20:07

  The sadness will last forever.

  Oh wait, it's not that time of month
• Obā-san

  2013-12-29 20:20:37

  
  

  nothin but edge
• Obā-san

  2013-12-29 20:21:01

  
  

  teenage mobius strip
• Misery

  2013-12-29 20:22:13

  The sadness will last forever.

  Shekels
• Imipolex G

  2013-12-29 20:24:37

  Touch the cow. Do it now.
  

  ice
• Misery

  2013-12-29 20:25:54

  The sadness will last forever.

  Wishing I was single again
• Imipolex G

  2013-12-29 20:27:42

  Touch the cow. Do it now.
  

  dump your SO
  
• Misery

  2013-12-29 20:30:16

  The sadness will last forever.

  I wish but they're always offline or something
• Yarrun XIX

  2013-12-29 20:31:59

  Whores! we want "poems that kill."
  Assassin poems, Poems that shoot
  guns. Poems that wrestle cops into alleys
  and take their weapons leaving them dead

  ...Do you really think that you'll be happier without them, Norman?
• Misery

  2013-12-29 20:33:31 edited 2013-12-29 20:34:07

  The sadness will last forever.

  What do you mean?? Ever since I got a SO, I'm worrying and crying way more often than before.
• Anonus

  2013-12-29 20:34:31

  I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat

  well, if Whale doesn't want to talk to you, maybe just declare the relationship over...
• Imipolex G

  2013-12-29 20:35:31

  Touch the cow. Do it now.
  

  I was gonna say, at this point it seems like a sort of, uh, forfeit.
  
• Misery

  2013-12-29 20:36:23

  The sadness will last forever.

  Hmm...maybe I should..

  
  

  :/
• Yarrun XIX

  2013-12-29 20:38:12

  Whores! we want "poems that kill."
  Assassin poems, Poems that shoot
  guns. Poems that wrestle cops into alleys
  and take their weapons leaving them dead

  The others are right. A recess, if not a complete break-up, is definitely in order.
• Misery

  2013-12-29 20:48:17

  The sadness will last forever.

  This is a hard decision for me to make....I don't know what to do...I could just give up/end the relationship but I'm not there to say that to them...
• Misery

  2013-12-29 21:00:26

  The sadness will last forever.

  Grief
• Imipolex G

  2013-12-29 21:03:47

  Touch the cow. Do it now.
  

  I dunno, I feel like if they really wanted to continue the relationship they'd have contacted you somehow during all this time.
  
  But, it's not for me to decide.
  
• Yarrun XIX

  2013-12-29 21:10:06

  Whores! we want "poems that kill."
  Assassin poems, Poems that shoot
  guns. Poems that wrestle cops into alleys
  and take their weapons leaving them dead

  I say that the best thing to do is to leave a message and move on. But I'll admit, my advice in these kind of situations tends to be unsympathetic to the other party. 
• Yarrun XIX

  2013-12-29 21:12:16

  Whores! we want "poems that kill."
  Assassin poems, Poems that shoot
  guns. Poems that wrestle cops into alleys
  and take their weapons leaving them dead

  So, Kingdom of Loathing is featuring Warbears in their yearly Christmas  event.

  
  

  And it's annoying because I associate Warbears with the well-crafted (if effectively abandoned) adventure game series of the same name. And so does Google, which makes looking up information a pain.
• Tanya

  2013-12-29 21:13:26

  Pizza Dog

  Sociopath.
  
• Imipolex G

  2013-12-29 21:14:03

  Touch the cow. Do it now.
  

  ic squid
  
• Misery

  2013-12-29 21:15:41

  The sadness will last forever.

  I left a message but they still didn't respond. Damn...I really wish that overdose killed me last year and I would not have to go through this mess or anything terrible because my life is painful as it is.
• Misery

  2013-12-29 21:16:05

  The sadness will last forever.

  Hugging a squid
• Imipolex G

  2013-12-29 21:17:48

  Touch the cow. Do it now.
  

  squids have many arms to hug with
  
• Misery

  2013-12-29 21:19:27

  The sadness will last forever.

  Animal plush
• Tanya

  2013-12-29 21:36:09

  Pizza Dog

  The most holiest of heapers started out as a squid.
  
  That's an inside joke people might not get.
  
• Misery

  2013-12-29 21:37:19

  The sadness will last forever.

  Aych
• Imipolex G

  2013-12-29 21:37:26

  Touch the cow. Do it now.
  

  I get it.
  
• Misery

  2013-12-29 21:37:31

  The sadness will last forever.

  Squiddle
• Anonus

  2013-12-29 21:45:33

  I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat

  I thought he was really just some hippie on drugs in his basement
• Imipolex G

  2013-12-29 21:45:58

  Touch the cow. Do it now.
  

  pretty much
  
• Misery

  2013-12-29 21:46:30

  The sadness will last forever.

  Dees
• Misery

  2013-12-29 21:46:37

  The sadness will last forever.

  ...
• Misery

  2013-12-29 21:47:07

  The sadness will last forever.

  Comforted by the TV
• Hexartes

  2013-12-29 21:54:28

  I finally got home.
• Misery

  2013-12-29 21:55:48

  The sadness will last forever.

  Okay.