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  • a large, incredibly gay cat
    must have been a cousin of mine
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    I do not like Dick
  • We really are going to get everyone on the forum to have played Bastion at some point, aren't we?

    I know it's critically acclaimed but don't know why, and my curiosity was piqued.

    I'll probably play it in spurts over the rest of Winter break. It's not too long a game is it?
    After clearing the game two times and upgrading everything (not including the various Idol trials), I have about 14 hours logged onto it.

    So no, not that long.
  • imagei will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch
    Where've yer bin, Dick?
  • I've bought Oblivion because, screw it, even with me being so in the red, it's still Christmas. And I am in charge of my own presents because no one in my family is sufficiently versed in the geeky ways to get them otherwise.

    It turns out that Disposition is everything I wanted in an Elder Scrolls game. And I quite like this new Thieves' Guild. In that, well, they're not complete jerks. 
  • imagei will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch
    Oblivion Thieves' Guild > Skyrim Thieves' Guild

    definitely
  • imagei will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch
    like Oblivion they're almost Robin Hood-like

    Skyrim they're just petty criminals feuding
  • im thinking of perhaps heading to goodwill now
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    image

    This is kind of hilarious, albeit not for the reasons intended

    Good luck, Naney!
  • My dreams exceed my real life
    Screw you Kyle Kallgren of That Guy With The Glasses and Chez Apocalypse dot com, I liked Tom Hanks's reincarnation character arc in Cloud Atlas
  • The sadness will last forever.
    Dick Grayson
  • imagei will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch
    bye Naney
  • The sadness will last forever.
    Kyle Kallgren is okay even though I don't always agree with him
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    I wonder if people hundreds of years from now will stereotype people from the 21st century as narcissists

    Since we had mobile phones specifically built with forward-facing cameras to take pictures of ourselves
  • The sadness will last forever.
    Bye bye naney
  • The sadness will last forever.
    20somethings looking like teenagers
  • My dreams exceed my real life

    Kyle Kallgren is okay even though I don't always agree with him


  • The sadness will last forever.
    The Brown Bunny
  • My dreams exceed my real life

    It's pretty easy to explain why this is (well at least this is my theory)- Carlin's funny. People will always listen to the funny guy. Humor literally always triumphs over a valid argument. Don't believe me? gather an audience. Have guy A defend one viewpoint by making the audience laugh. Have guy B defend the counter argument using nothing by dry logic and scientific analysis, then give the audience a vote. Guy A will almost invariably win.

    This is why debating anything on reddit is generally a terrible idea, people only bother to upvote witticisms and clever cracks, never solid arguments or facts.

    This is why public speakers almost always try to include a few jokes in their speeches. For some reason our brains are wired to trust funny people more often than we probably should.

  • I am sick and tired of games without rebindable controls existing.
  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat

    so many uncreative titles these days

    Epic
  • Other things I like about Oblivion:
    -Binding magic to a key that isn't directly correlated with a hand.
    -The idea of classes
    -Hand to Hand skill
    -Lockpicking that actually correlates with the lockpicking skill

    Things I don't like about Oblivion:
    -Graphics
    -Melee combat seems a bit clunkier
    -Skyrim had more tutorial information on hand. 
    -Lockpicking's a lot more difficult.
  • My dreams exceed my real life
    "Really really incisive and cuts straight to the point. I mentioned before how I hate the fact that this capitalistic, life-affirming nonsense of a society manages to somehow twist every single "negative" thing into some sort of merchandise to be peddled and Fedexed. In fact, there was an anime made based off one of the characters in Lovecraft novels, and guess what, it was an anime and it wasn't even deep or melancholic but a comedy!"

    I think that moeshit Nyarlahotep anime just got redeemed.
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    did you hear that FedEx and UPS are gonna merge

    it'll be called FedUP
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022

    did you hear that FedEx and UPS are gonna merge

    it'll be called FedUP

    Nice vintage 2000 joke. Did you find it at Goodwill? :P
  • imagei will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch
    i never heard it before
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    My sister told me that one years ago, when she worked at the UPS store.

    So blame her
  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    I imagine a "FedUp" logo having an arrow in the "U"
  • The sadness will last forever.
    Moeshit must die
  • The sadness will last forever.
    Good, will
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    Anonus said:

    I imagine a "FedUp" logo having an arrow in the "U"

    Hee hee, probably
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    moo.

  • I've had this stuck in my head a lot lately
  • imagei will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch
    moeshit

    moralfaggotry

    dysphemisms
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    Anonus is pretty much the best
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    Hong Mailing.
  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    ^^you're pretty cool too...
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    For some reason I'm thinking about that dream I had last month:

    I dreamed about a beautiful library.


    It was a high-rise building with floor after floor of books. My favorite was the children's section, taking up the entirety of the highest floor--or at least, what we appeared to be the highest floor.

    For, as it turned out, there was a secret button in the elevator that, if pressed from the children's section, would take you up once more into a small room filled with comfortable furniture, where a child* could sit and read for hours as the autumn rain dripped on the skylight above.

    *I'm almost always a child in my dreams. I don't know why...
    I wish I could go to that library...
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    Anonus is pretty much the best?
  • The sadness will last forever.
    Hong Kong
  • edited 2013-12-26 21:26:24
    Smee, Maiman, Doktar, Pavelier, Button-Lee, Juan Ovyu
    If I could I'd put everyone who's ever said the word moeshit in a room a la Mechanic Orange with this image in the screen
    image

    And this playing

  • imagei will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch
    doesn't that mean putting yourself in the room too?

    library dreams are the best
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    Tachyon said:

    doesn't that mean putting yourself in the room too?

    Finally, someone who thinks as literally as I do

    I like that
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    you didn't see A Clockwork Orange, did you
  • imagei will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch
    i think far too literally, i thought it was kind of my thing

    (if so it's a stupid thing, i don't want it)
  • imagei will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch
    i will own to not putting much thought into that post, however

    in my defence, trash heap
  • imagei will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch
    yep whiny tach is here to make the conversation 58% more awkard
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    Oh, I didn't mean anything by it >_<

    It's just that I often have thoughts along those lines ("wait, wouldn't that mean...?") and over the years I've had to train myself out of voicing them

    So it's nice to know I'm not the only one who thinks like that is all
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    audacity
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