The Trash Heap of the Heapers' Hangout

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  • edited 2013-12-26 03:58:37

    i've sunk 13 hours into this game and i only just beat the 3rd gym
  • someone should like talk to me or somethin
  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    I watched Chuck Jones's Dr. Seuss cartoons...

    that ought to help me get off of the cartoon mill sauce
  • More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
    oh sorry I was reading about CAVE for hours

    like i do every day ._.
  • edited 2013-12-26 04:27:03

    do they make zubat shmups?

    geddit because CAVE and yeah
  • http://www.fashionbeans.com/2013/john-varvatos-jimi-hendrix-inspired-clothing-collection/

    this is an interesting concept, but the pieces themselves are too costume-y
  • like if the detailing was subtler it'd be cool but as is it looks like a bunch of really high quality cosplay props or something

    the scarf is doable though i think
  • also the boots look neat
  • More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
    the eternal struggle against the oppressor
  • More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
    greed that transcends love
  • More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
    subtle changes to the typeface of heapers hangout
  • More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
    touhou style vs cave style
  • More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
    the gushing sadness that becomes the air we breathe
  • edited 2013-12-26 05:55:52
    More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
    avast yer ass matey
  • More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
    collect some of that booty, arrrrr
  • More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
    people who makes games that are above their own skill level because of the shallow win/lose binary that console gamers are used to
  • edited 2013-12-26 06:00:23
    More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
    people who make hitboxes extend outside the sprite
  • More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
    people who program instadeath attacks that come without warning
  • More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
    people who don't understand that the hitbox has to stay onscreen but not the sprite
  • More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
    people who don't understand that nothing ever goes over the enemy fire layer, not even pretty light effects
  • More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
    people who use a health meter as an excuse for bullshit design
  • More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
    people who think repeating the same patterns equals better difficulty
  • More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
    people who don't know about remilia's design flaws that make certain random iterations of her attacks 100% unavoidable or understand why it is bad and why touhou never made that mistake again
  • More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
    people who think movement momentum is a good thing in player controls
  • More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
    people who suck too much to realize the awful input lag in old touhou and as a result replicate it in their own games
  • More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
    “It was really hard for me to come up with a totally new concept for Akai Katana,” recalls Hideki Nomura, who was behind the world setting and character design for the 2010 arcade original. Before then, this meek and polite designer was responsible for Mushihime-sama Futari and Espgaluda II. “The order that came down from the management was just to create a game where huge ninjas fought against huge battleships. That was it.”

    Yeah, simple enough, right? No pressure. For a studio like CAVE however, requests like these are an everyday occurrence. “Yes, that’s a normal day at work,” Nomura laughs with a bit of a sigh. “If you don’t do things that are completely abnormal at CAVE... well, someone will get mad at you. Here, being normal is wrong.”

    The jolly, spiky-haired director of the upcoming Xbox 360 and PlayStation Vita port, Hiroyuki Kimura, points out the idiosyncrasies of the World War II-based shooter and jokingly adds, “Having a giant ninja do battle against a giant battleship that has been summoned by another giant ninja looks normal and natural in this game though! That’s what’s so funny. This kind of skill is something we pride ourselves on!”
  • More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
    Wincing as if in pain, but laughing at the idea, it’s apparent that while Ikeda does have feelings for his past, it’s probably not something he wants to bring up again. “When I look at the old games I’m so embarrassed,” he laughs. “I feel like I want to die! When I go to the arcades and see the old games running there, I just want the electricity to switch off! I don’t want to deny that stuff in the past, but for me it’s just really embarrassing. There was so much I didn’t know at the time, that I can see when I’m playing the game.”

    Of course, I couldn’t start a conversation about Toaplan and fail to bring up Zero Wing, a Mega Drive game that is famed in the West for its rather atrocious localisation. I ask the translator if Ikeda had any involvement with the game, and before speaking in Japanese he asks me to remind him of the internet meme that Zero Wing indadvertedly created - “All Your Base Are Belong to Us.”

    Ikeda reacts like he’s taken a bullet, laughing hysterically as he’s probably fearing that the foreign journalist and company translator have ganged up on him at this point. “No, I don’t know anything about it,” he yells, unconvincingly. “All that happened while it was being localised... it happened so long after the original game came out that we didn’t know about it for ages.”

    “When we saw the video on the internet for the first time, I couldn’t understand what was so funny about it,” Ikeda continues, interspersing his story with infectious squeaky fits of laughter. “I’m not that good at English, so I looked into it and realised why people found it funny. I’d like to say it was an isolated case, but we can’t really say much against other people’s English!”

    The exec is referring to a legendary Engrish mistranslation of Cave’s old legal warning screens, which had the immortal phrase, “Violator and subject to severe penalties and will be prosecuted to the full extent of the jam.” Not exactly threatening. Still chuckling, he explains the potential reason for this inaccuracy, putting the matter to rest once and for all.

    “Probably the reason why the “law” became “jam” is because someone wrote it down in handwriting - the ‘l’ became a ‘j’ and the ‘w’ became an ‘m’.” It’s a bit of a bizarre explanation, but it’s the best thing to closure we’re ever going to get to this mystery. “At the time, all the developers would see that screen over and over again, every single day - and not one of them noticed! That’s the level of a lot of Japanese people’s English, though. We were given this as official legal text too, so we didn’t think it could be wrong. But... it was.”
  • lee4hmz said:

    Anonus said:

    Ke$ha is a marvel.

    Then who's a DC? :P
    Gaga, presumably.



    I wonder what that would make Katy Perry, then.
    Either a minor Marvel villain or a Dark Horse.
  • Smee, Maiman, Doktar, Pavelier, Button-Lee, Juan Ovyu
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    Zelda's Bizarre Adventure
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022


    It's obviously too early to know what the new facade will look like, but I liked the old one a lot.

    (They even had that silly screen over the Kroger sign to keep birds from nesting in it, hee hee)
  • Smee, Maiman, Doktar, Pavelier, Button-Lee, Juan Ovyu
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  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    His Royal Highness Anonus, Price Consort of Centralia
  • Hmm, I think I a dragon-girl who stars in eXceed 3rd accidentally someone on Steam whose userpic there is an alligator wearing a scarf, and possibly something else.
  • You don't.  You pour another glass of ginger ale and enjoy the residents of Simmons Hall giving you a toast.
  • Later today I will be going to Wendy's, Official Restaurant of The Heap.
  • ...And even when your hope is gone
    move along, move along, just to make it through
    (2015 self)

    A young knight, reckless and proud, looking to prove her ability.
    A stalwart defender, ever loyal.
    An optimistic medic, taking it upon himself to cure all the world's ills.
    A veteran hunter, her body scarred from battle.
    A twisted assassin, devoid of empathy, looking to bring the group to ruin.


    I love this. I would pay to read this.
  • ...And even when your hope is gone
    move along, move along, just to make it through
    (2015 self)

    Hmm, I think I a dragon-girl who stars in eXceed 3rd accidentally someone on Steam whose userpic there is an alligator wearing a scarf, and possibly something else.


    I need to meet this scarf alligator person.
  • ...And even when your hope is gone
    move along, move along, just to make it through
    (2015 self)
    Triplepost
  • Aliroz said:

    A young knight, reckless and proud, looking to prove her ability.
    A stalwart defender, ever loyal.
    An optimistic medic, taking it upon himself to cure all the world's ills.
    A veteran hunter, her body scarred from battle.
    A twisted assassin, devoid of empathy, looking to bring the group to ruin.


    I love this. I would pay to read this.
    I believe that is a standard Dungeons & Dragons starting group.
  • ...And even when your hope is gone
    move along, move along, just to make it through
    (2015 self)

    Aliroz said:

    A young knight, reckless and proud, looking to prove her ability.
    A stalwart defender, ever loyal.
    An optimistic medic, taking it upon himself to cure all the world's ills.
    A veteran hunter, her body scarred from battle.
    A twisted assassin, devoid of empathy, looking to bring the group to ruin.


    I love this. I would pay to read this.
    I believe that is a standard Dungeons & Dragons starting group.
    Oh, bah.

    I still think it's an interesting group dynamic.
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    moo.
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    cleanup on aisle 4173
  • you know, there is one thing i am absolutely, completely sure of


    i will never, ever, ever play touhou
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    I said that too, but I ended up playing it anyway
  • imagei will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch
    i mean to play it some time
  • I am at Wendy's.

    What an ordeal getting my food, incidentally, and another ordeal actually getting on their wi-fi, but whatever. I'm here now.

    Hi all.
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