The Trash Heap of the Heapers' Hangout

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  • treating objects like babies

    treating animals like babies....

    Probably better than treating babies like animals.

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    puppies
  • Of all the music elitists in the world, I think soundsystem snobs might be my least favorite.

    "This shouldn't be on Youtube...doesn't get the low frequencies"

    yes because we can all just afford a $3,000 stereo system and dedicated music room in our households.
  • that reminds me that I own a cassette player / dubber.

    I should use it for something one of these days.
  • I only own a couple albums for it (Yello's debut among them).
  • More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.

    MIKOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

    :)
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    Hi Miko.
  • More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
    I am going to start a weekly-updating webcomic about video games with solid colors and line art made in MS Paint, and maybe gradient backgrounds if I feel like it. It will star a humorless gamer guy who likes to play video games on his couch. Somehow, he is able to afford living on his own. He will voice my criticisms on all the latest video games. Usually joining him on his couch is his best friend, who he plays comedic foil to. This friend is more eccentric and talkative, exaggerating the opinions of the main character. These two young men basically enjoy all the same games and have all the same opinions on them, except where more unusual games are concerned: the main character will be negative and his friend will happily revel in their weirdness. These two guys are often seen with a third character: a female who likes video games and continually tolerates socially awkward behavior from her male friends, sometimes commenting on both things for the sake of humor. All three of them are straight, so, needless to say, much of the third character's dialogue will center around her relationship to the main character. Occasionally the second character will participate in such dialogue, but always passively. These characters will play video games, make fun of video games, parody video games, make fun of perceived aspects of gaming culture, and make the occasional penis joke.

    Do you like it? :D
  • More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.

    Hi Miko.

    Hi. ^.^
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    Miko, I think you should continue writing that novel instead.

    It at least seemed to have some potential.
  • More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
    I was being facetious ya know. :3

    Ah, do you think so? ^_^
  • Miko said:

    I am going to start a weekly-updating webcomic about video games with solid colors and line art made in MS Paint, and maybe gradient backgrounds if I feel like it. It will star a humorless gamer guy who likes to play video games on his couch. Somehow, he is able to afford living on his own. He will voice my criticisms on all the latest video games. Usually joining him on his couch is his best friend, who he plays comedic foil to. This friend is more eccentric and talkative, exaggerating the opinions of the main character. These two young men basically enjoy all the same games and have all the same opinions on them, except where more unusual games are concerned: the main character will be negative and his friend will happily revel in their weirdness. These two guys are often seen with a third character: a female who likes video games and continually tolerates socially awkward behavior from her male friends, sometimes commenting on both things for the sake of humor. All three of them are straight, so, needless to say, much of the third character's dialogue will center around her relationship to the main character. Occasionally the second character will participate in such dialogue, but always passively. These characters will play video games, make fun of video games, parody video games, make fun of perceived aspects of gaming culture, and make the occasional penis joke.

    Do you like it? :D

    billion dollar industry.
  • Miko said:

    I am going to start a weekly-updating webcomic about video games with solid colors and line art made in MS Paint, and maybe gradient backgrounds if I feel like it. It will star a humorless gamer guy who likes to play video games on his couch. Somehow, he is able to afford living on his own. He will voice my criticisms on all the latest video games. Usually joining him on his couch is his best friend, who he plays comedic foil to. This friend is more eccentric and talkative, exaggerating the opinions of the main character. These two young men basically enjoy all the same games and have all the same opinions on them, except where more unusual games are concerned: the main character will be negative and his friend will happily revel in their weirdness. These two guys are often seen with a third character: a female who likes video games and continually tolerates socially awkward behavior from her male friends, sometimes commenting on both things for the sake of humor. All three of them are straight, so, needless to say, much of the third character's dialogue will center around her relationship to the main character. Occasionally the second character will participate in such dialogue, but always passively. These characters will play video games, make fun of video games, parody video games, make fun of perceived aspects of gaming culture, and make the occasional penis joke.

    Do you like it? :D

    i think you should do this but instead of talking about video games they should talk about the pre-prepared hot sandwiches you can buy at gas stations and also fast food and also the two main characters should be lesbians
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    Miko said:

    I was being facetious ya know. :3

    Ah, do you think so? ^_^

    Yes, I know.

    And yeah I think so.
  • More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
    i think you should do this but instead of talking about video games they
    should talk about the pre-prepared hot sandwiches you can buy at gas
    stations and also fast food and also the two main characters should be
    lesbians
    I would read that. :)
    And yeah I think so.
    :)
  • and also the two main characters should be lesbians

    This is true of anything, though. 
  • More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
    TIL that Toaplan and Compile had games for Mega Drive/Genesis and also this one looks cool, for an early 1990s shmup.


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    making a webcomic that doesn't break any boundaries 
  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    I'd read that too

    I love convenience stores

    Even if they can be sleazy...
  • The sadness will last forever.
    "i'm such a loser. i really shouldn't be doing this." as i scratched on a lottery ticket
  • More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
    *hugs*
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    the dreamship
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    1988
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    doomsday for the deceiver
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    goofy pls
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    the humongous fungus
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    good night everyone
  • More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
    <3
  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    good night Imi
  • g'night Pillows
  • the worst thing since sliced hitler
  • The sadness will last forever.
    night imi and yay hugs
  • More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
    :)
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    godwin's law in real life
  • The sadness will last forever.
    happy plush
  • More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
    Miko really wishes that the hadouken and shoryuuken did not exist in Mega Man X and X2, respectively, as they are absolutely game-breaking (they one-shot the final boss, come on) but everyone knows about them (despite that how to reveal them is incredibly obscure) and abuses them.
  • this reminded me that V got delayed which made me sad :(
  • im boredddd and also looking for goddamn shoes again

    i would play starbound but i've decided to lay off it until the next big update
  • i'll download it sure

    also it's amazing how many terrible shoes there are out there

    ghastly, square toed monstrosities that no sane person would spend money on
  • also corrected grain leather eeeech
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    chargeman ten
  • More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
    It makes me sad that some people did all the stages in Mega Man X6 without upgrades or armor or taking damage (aside from the acid rain where it is 100% impossible). Mega Man X6 is a really shitty game and whoever put this thing together should be locked in a room and not let out until they have played through the entire game (which I am sure they didn't, otherwise someone would have had an objection to its shittiness). The stage and boss designs are as lopsided as they are unfair. The RNG will at times generate scenarios in which it is 100% impossible to not take damage. There is one jump that is only possible to make with either a) the correct permanently missable items, or b) abusing a very difficult glitch. There is a design oversight that literally makes one of the game's items unobtainable without a cheat code. I cannot get over how much of a phoned-in piece of garbage this game is, and it is a sad reminder that Capcom never cared an ounce about their mascot.
  • More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
    /miko comments on old games no one has cared about for over a decade
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