The Trash Heap of the Heapers' Hangout

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• Obā-san

  2013-12-21 22:06:20

  
  

  

  
  

  
  

  they look like yu-gi-oh cards
• Imipolex G

  2013-12-21 22:06:25

  Touch the cow. Do it now.
  

  Dhalsim, the Indian stereotype who breathes fire!
  
• Misery

  2013-12-21 22:08:46

  The sadness will last forever.

  animu gamu
• Obā-san

  2013-12-21 22:09:20

  
  

   In 2013, Complex placed Dhalsim third in a list of "12 Old School Video Game Characters Who Were Style Icons".

  
  the circle is complete
• Salix Babylonika

  2013-12-21 22:10:28

  https://i.imgur.com/IoGc2jA.jpg

  Pangur Bán said:

  

  
  

  
  

  they look like yu-gi-oh cards

  they may well be given how shoddily the rest of the game is constructed.
  
• Imipolex G

  2013-12-21 22:10:50

  Touch the cow. Do it now.
  

  wat
• Yarrun XIX

  2013-12-21 22:11:04

  Whores! we want "poems that kill."
  Assassin poems, Poems that shoot
  guns. Poems that wrestle cops into alleys
  and take their weapons leaving them dead

  Imipolex G said:

  Dhalsim, the Indian stereotype who breathes fire!
  

  Out of all of the original SF, I think Dhalsim's the worst in terms of being racist. Except for, well, Balrog.

  
  

  I mean, Zangief's kind of bad, but at least he convert an age-old, fairly religious thing into stretchy limbs.
• Obā-san

  2013-12-21 22:21:27

  
  

  http://www.theonion.com/video/will-season-four-of-downton-abbey-finally-show-the,32868/
• Salix Babylonika

  2013-12-21 22:24:58

  https://i.imgur.com/IoGc2jA.jpg

  
  Sapient Muffin
  
  Stats: ST 0 (-100); DX 0 (-200); HT 10 (0).
  
  Secondary characteristics: HP +1 (2); FP N/A (0).
  
  Features: Fixed bodily stats; SM tiny.
  
  Advantages: Immunity to Metabolic Hazards (30); Injury Tolerance
  (Homogeneous, No Blood, No Brain, No Eyes, No Head, No Neck,
  Unbreakable Bones) (72);
  
  Disadvantages: Anosmic (-5); Blind (-50); Deaf (-20); Dead Broke
  (-25); Fragile: Brittle (-15); Mute (-25); No Legs (-30); No
  Manipulators (-50); Numb (-20); Quirk: Tasty (-1); Social Stigma: Food
  Product (-20).
  

  GURPS wins "best roleplaying system".
  
• Yarrun XIX

  2013-12-21 22:27:36

  Whores! we want "poems that kill."
  Assassin poems, Poems that shoot
  guns. Poems that wrestle cops into alleys
  and take their weapons leaving them dead

  Pangur Bán said:

   In 2013, Complex placed Dhalsim third in a list of "12 Old School Video Game Characters Who Were Style Icons".

  
  

  the circle is complete

  Look at this #influencer. Dhalsim could be plucked out of Street Fighter II and dropped into a Bushwick co-op and no one would give him a second glance. A wardrobe that consists mostly of homemade clothing, a flare for artisanal taxidermy, and head tattoos put Dhalsim firmly in the top five.

  
  

  The funny thing about the 'artisanal taxidermy' is that the skulls are actually of orphans who died of a plague in Dhalsim's village.

  
  

  Despite the various problems with his appearance and fighting style, Dhalsim's actually portrayed pretty nicely (as are most of the non-villainous national stereotypes).He's supposed to be one of the nicest characters in the SF universe, and he's a 'pacifist', which translates into not killing anyone. He only fights for the sake of his village, and he's actually married with a wife and kid. He's also the one responsible for turning Cammy good.

  
  

  That's why Balrog ranks above him in terms of sheer racism.
• Miss Miko Mayonegg

  2013-12-21 22:30:31

  More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
  

  I wish Cammy would wear pants, then she might be p. cool.
  
• Obā-san

  2013-12-21 22:32:02

  
  

  Miko said:

  I wish Cammy would wear pants, then she might be p. cool.
  

  In the immortal words of my sister: Pants are for the weak.
• Miss Miko Mayonegg

  2013-12-21 22:33:22

  More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
  

  When my vajayjay is visible I am usually wearing a T-shirt at least. :p
  
• Obā-san

  2013-12-21 22:35:13 edited 2013-12-21 22:35:30

  
  

  also reading through the list they have manny calavera as #1 so yeah it's basically perfect
• Obā-san

  2013-12-21 22:36:23

  
  

  

  
  

  
  

  fuck how long has it been since i last played this game
• Miss Miko Mayonegg

  2013-12-21 22:37:00

  More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
  

  I watch danmaku in slow motion and fast forwarded so I can see everything and be lightning-fast
  
• Imipolex G

  2013-12-21 22:38:33

  Touch the cow. Do it now.
  

  moo
  
• Miss Miko Mayonegg

  2013-12-21 22:39:26

  More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
  

  *milks your udders* :D
  
• Imipolex G

  2013-12-21 22:43:12

  Touch the cow. Do it now.
  

  thanks, I needed that
  
• Imipolex G

  2013-12-21 22:45:02

  Touch the cow. Do it now.
  

  playing Mario with a Sega Genesis controller, it feels sacrilegious somehow
  
• Anonus

  2013-12-21 22:47:39

  I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat

  we live in a world where certain Sonic the Hedgehog games are exclusive to Nintendo platforms, you know.
• Imipolex G

  2013-12-21 22:52:11

  Touch the cow. Do it now.
  

  yeah I know
  
  but I live in the past, haven't I made that clear?
  
• Anonus

  2013-12-21 23:04:53

  I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat

  I guess.
• Tre

  2013-12-21 23:09:43 edited 2013-12-21 23:15:47

  
  

  

  
  

  Walmart can go screw themselves, but I've loved this song long since before they started using it

  
  

  Most know it from The Devil Wears Nada Prada, though I liked it because of Thrillville
• Miss Miko Mayonegg

  2013-12-21 23:15:38

  More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
  

  Imipolex G!!! I challenge you to finish Easy mode in Embodiment of Scarlet Devil without running out of continues! You don't go to the final stage, and I did it flawlessly on my first try, so I know you can manage it!!
  
• Imipolex G

  2013-12-21 23:27:00

  Touch the cow. Do it now.
  

  I will try that
  
  a little later
  
• Anonus

  2013-12-21 23:31:17

  I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat

  I've been tired a lot more lately ._.
• Aliroz

  2013-12-21 23:46:26

  ...And even when your hope is gone

  move along, move along, just to make it through

  (2015 self)

  Miko said:

  When my vajayjay is visible I am usually wearing a T-shirt at least. :p
  

  
  You scare me when you talk like that.
• Aliroz

  2013-12-21 23:46:57

  ...And even when your hope is gone

  move along, move along, just to make it through

  (2015 self)

  Anonus said:

  I've been tired a lot more lately ._.

  
  Have you gotten to bed on time?
• Aliroz

  2013-12-21 23:47:32

  ...And even when your hope is gone

  move along, move along, just to make it through

  (2015 self)

  Imipolex G said:

  playing Mario with a Sega Genesis controller, it feels sacrilegious somehow
  

  
  That is so impure.
• Imipolex G

  2013-12-21 23:47:34

  Touch the cow. Do it now.
  

  Aliroz said:

  Anonus said:

  I've been tired a lot more lately ._.

  
  Have you gotten to bed on time?

  That is not something that Heapers do.
  
• Obā-san

  2013-12-21 23:48:34

  
  

  aliroz is frightened by the word vajayjay
• Aliroz

  2013-12-21 23:48:50 edited 2013-12-21 23:50:32

  ...And even when your hope is gone

  move along, move along, just to make it through

  (2015 self)

  Imipolex G said:

  Aliroz said:

  Anonus said:

  I've been tired a lot more lately ._.

  
  Have you gotten to bed on time?

  That is not something that Heapers do.
  

  
  See? I'm not a heaper! I told you so!
• Aliroz

  2013-12-21 23:50:07

  ...And even when your hope is gone

  move along, move along, just to make it through

  (2015 self)

  Pangur Bán said:

  aliroz is frightened by the word vajayjay

  
  -cringe-
• Hexartes

  2013-12-21 23:51:58

  I know of a lot of people who are really bothered by the word "vagina." I wonder why that is.
• Aliroz

  2013-12-21 23:52:12 edited 2013-12-21 23:52:43

  ...And even when your hope is gone

  move along, move along, just to make it through

  (2015 self)

  Imipolex G said:

  I will try that book Aliroz keeps recommending immediately
  
  a little later I will hike up my pants and run up the stairs yelling WOOO WOOOO HOOOOO WOOOO and then give Tre all my money
  

  
  Ftfy!
• Aliroz

  2013-12-21 23:54:17

  ...And even when your hope is gone

  move along, move along, just to make it through

  (2015 self)

  Kexruct said:

  I know of a lot of people who are really bothered by the word "vagina." I wonder why that is.

  
  
  
  Uh, could you please not use words like that?
• Obā-san

  2013-12-21 23:54:34

  
  

  Kexruct said:

  I know of a lot of people who are really bothered by the word "vagina." I wonder why that is.

  because you know a lot of middle schoolers?

  
  

  idk
• Imipolex G

  2013-12-21 23:55:39

  Touch the cow. Do it now.
  

  VAGINA
  
  and what are you talking about, Aliroz? You always say RESURGAM and then don't actually leave for another 45 minutes
  
• Hexartes

  2013-12-21 23:55:50

  Also Casa Bonita had a font of holy water near the buffet for some reason and it made me vaguely uncomfortable.
• Obā-san

  2013-12-21 23:57:27

  
  

  Kexruct said:

  Also Casa Bonita had a font of holy water near the buffet for some reason and it made me vaguely uncomfortable.

  how else do you expect them to be able to baptise the burritos? :/
  
  
• Salix Babylonika

  2013-12-21 23:58:05

  https://i.imgur.com/IoGc2jA.jpg

  Kexruct said:

  Also Casa Bonita had a font of holy water near the buffet for some reason and it made me vaguely uncomfortable.

  unless it was actually blessed I wouldn't worry about it.
  
• Aliroz

  2013-12-21 23:58:15

  ...And even when your hope is gone

  move along, move along, just to make it through

  (2015 self)

  Aliroz said:

  Kexruct said:

  I know of a lot of people who are really bothered by the word "vagina." I wonder why that is.

  
  
  
  Uh, could you please not use words like that?

  
  You're an idiot, and you should grow a fifteenth head.
  
  What if our heads are made up of lots of little heads
  
  And our toes fall off of our feet and run away because they don't like being stuffed in shoes
  
  What if fruit loops started driving cars and thought it was inappropriate to have colored traffic lights
• Obā-san

  2013-12-22 00:00:10

  
  

  
• Hexartes

  2013-12-22 00:00:12

  Please do not go to Casa Bonita. The food is gross, the bathrooms are foul, and the stereotypes are abundant.
• Salix Babylonika

  2013-12-22 00:01:16

  https://i.imgur.com/IoGc2jA.jpg

  what about La Isla Bonita? I hear that's a nice place.
  
• Obā-san

  2013-12-22 00:01:30

  
  

  Kexruct said:

  Please do not go to Casa Bonita. The food is gross, the bathrooms are foul, and the stereotypes are abundant.

  sounds like one hell of a magical place
• Anonus

  2013-12-22 00:03:01

  I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat

  It's a tourist trap, really... :/
• Anonus

  2013-12-22 00:03:59

  I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat

  If you want Mexican food from around here I recommend the Guadalajara restaurant in Aurora

  
  

  Shit's awesome
• Hexartes

  2013-12-22 00:04:38

  Also my cousins have to practice piano for an hour every day at full volume becaus that's what upper middle class children do.