The Trash Heap of the Heapers' Hangout

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  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    "It seems that at the Heap there is a tendency to focus on the bad."

    true enough
  • Cynicism exhausts and frustrates me. Cynics never get anything done; they just complain it hasn't been done already.
  • edited 2013-12-20 19:05:57
    ...And even when your hope is gone
    move along, move along, just to make it through
    (2015 self)
    Kexruct said:

    Cynicism exhausts and frustrates me. Cynics never get anything done; they just complain it hasn't been done already.

    I know, right!

    I mean, there are people who work so hard to make things better, to make the world a better place; and then the Cynics don't even appreciate that; to them it's all just terrible.

    Unrelated:

    I guess the flash/instant cards aren't that bad; I guess it's to balance it so I can't get an infinite loop and win.  Fair enough, but I'm not going to use them.  I, for one, can wait my turn to play cards.
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    SMBX why must you be arbitrarily stupid
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    I'm awake now

    Bow down to your princess
  • ...And even when your hope is gone
    move along, move along, just to make it through
    (2015 self)
    Pillows said:

    SMBX why must you be arbitrarily stupid

    Smiling Medusa Barber Xenophobes?
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    I respect no royalty
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    Aliroz said:

    Pillows said:

    SMBX why must you be arbitrarily stupid

    Smiling Medusa Barber Xenophobes?
    No, Super Mario Bros. X.

    I got this new controller, see, and every emulator I've tried* will recognize it fine, but SMBX refuses to.

    *all 2 of 'em
  • I'm awake now


    Bow down to your princess
    *curtsies*

    YOU DON'T CONTROL ME
  • edited 2013-12-20 19:20:17
    ...And even when your hope is gone
    move along, move along, just to make it through
    (2015 self)

    I'm awake now


    Bow down to your princess
    -bows-

    UNRELATED:

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    Okay, so this can counter any spell?

    HOw in the world do you balance that?
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    *baps Kex with the Royal Rolled-Up Newspaper*
  • Confession: I actually kind of enjoy "Timber."
  • If only because after such a lineup of boring songs on the radio this year it's so refreshing to hear a song with some energy.
  • *baps Kex with the Royal Rolled-Up Newspaper*

    *does the turtle head recoil thing*
  • ...And even when your hope is gone
    move along, move along, just to make it through
    (2015 self)
    Kexruct said:

    *baps Kex with the Royal Rolled-Up Newspaper*

    *does the turtle head recoil thing*
    KExruct, you now have to give me a new keyboard because I spurted out my drink when I read this.

    Well played.
  • Sometimes I say things and expect people to find them funny. This was not one of those times.
  • I'm always happy to make people laugh though.
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    I laughed too
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    I did not laugh
  • Aliroz said:

    -bows-

    UNRELATED:

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    Okay, so this can counter any spell?

    HOw in the world do you balance that?

    Well, it is considered too powerful to be printed currently; in current sets it's been replaced with Cancel, which is the same thing but it costs one more. The balancing factors are that you have to have the mana open and it only works when the spell is being cast--in other words, you can do less on your turn if you want to answer something they do on their turn. It can be powerful, but it's a necessary part of Magic to be able to stop combos.
  • I am watching my younger brothers who are, in turn, watching Ed Edd N Eddy.
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    watchingception

    or whatever
  • im here i guess
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    Second version of these:

    image

    The big difference is that I swapped out most of the Helvetica (which seemed out of place) for Source Sans (which still feels like a placeholder, but hey, one step at a time)
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    Centralia mine fire
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    image
  • The sadness will last forever.
    Hammy cats
  • The sadness will last forever.
    I'm a cynic *shrugs*
  • The sadness will last forever.
    Losing hope by the minute
  • The sadness will last forever.
    High expectations for love and being extremely disappointed afterwards
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    I'm rather fond of Anonus
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    get $2 credit for recycling an ink cartridge
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    limit 10 per month
  • The sadness will last forever.
    $1.99 friends with tax
  • The sadness will last forever.
    Horror media according to people who don't like horror
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    moo
  • edited 2013-12-20 21:15:44
    You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
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  • My dreams exceed my real life

    Horror media according to people who don't like horror

    AKA every media controversy of the 80s
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    jason's gonna come up out of the lake and kill some more fornicating teenagers
  • image Wee yea erra chs hymmnos mea.
    Jason IN SPACE. No, wait, he's already done that. Jason, IN ATLANTIS.
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    image
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    oh god

    time

    *dies*
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    *undies*

    time to be a kid and watch cartoons
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    What cartoons?
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    I dunno, some 80s ones

    probably girly cartoons, to be honest

    like Rainbow Brite
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    what is it about childhood
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    Isn't that the question of the century
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    it's a different kind of consciousness...I'd like to think
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