The Trash Heap of the Heapers' Hangout

Salix Babylonika · 2013-12-20 05:32:09

at least people acknowledge that you exist.

Miss Miko Mayonegg · 2013-12-20 05:33:42

how was I supposed to know you would use a gun when you shot me? why did it have to be a gun?

Princess Alice · 2013-12-20 05:33:54

Anonus said:

Central Avenue said:
Because girls are just better! u_u

(Real answer: because it seemed funnier than having them together)
but what about me

Well you're Super Duper Administrator anyway silly

Miss Miko Mayonegg · 2013-12-20 05:35:14

eXceed 3rd: several teenage girls with magical powers kill each other for a position of authority

Obā-san · 2013-12-20 05:35:24

having people think you don't exist has to be better than sharing a sexual orientation with dan savage, perez hilton and 50,000 biphobic racist grindr users

Salix Babylonika · 2013-12-20 05:38:18

what the fuck is Grindr

Obā-san · 2013-12-20 05:39:53

Mojave Music said:
what the fuck is Grindr

such sweet, beautiful innocence

Obā-san · 2013-12-20 05:43:45

basically it's a very, very popular gay hookup app, notable for two things:

There is criticism that many users of the app use what some find to be offensive, racist, and/or homophobic language. Some examples include putting in profiles "No Asians", "No Blacks" or "No femmes", and referring to people of colour as food, such as "No chocolate", "No curry", and "No rice".[19] Grindr users can list race in their preferences, but can be banned for posting material perceived to incite racism, bigotry, hatred or physical harm of any kind. However, Grindr has been accused of lax enforcement of profiles that use the language as cited above, having stated that it considers statements such as "No Blacks" to be only sexual preference, and not racist. On the other hand, Grindr removes profile text that includes foul language or if it is too adult. Grindr claims that a large team of moderators enforce the application's policy guidelines, and that the company encourages its users to state what they are looking for as opposed to what they are not looking for, however many users of the application do not believe these policies are commonly enforced or encouraged as much as is claimed.[20] In February 2013, a Canadian book reflecting on Grindr's effect on user behaviour was released called Meet Grindr. The book suggests the design of Grindr as playing a role in exacerbating the problems that cause Grindr to be criticized.

In January 2013, a controversy has sparked after the blog Totem and Taboo posted a collection of profile pictures from the gay dating app Grindr, taken at the Memorial to the Murdered Jews of Europe in Berlin.[22][23] The emerging trend met with mixed responses - while Grindr's CEO was "deeply moved" by how app members "take part in the memory of the holocaust,"

Salix Babylonika · 2013-12-20 05:44:46

:U

Obā-san · 2013-12-20 05:45:27

also they oftentimes ban ftm trans people

but for sooooome strange, unguessable reason mtf trans people tend to stick around the reason is penis

Obā-san · 2013-12-20 05:46:33

fun fact gay bars oftentimes make it significantly more difficult for black men to get in as they don't want to scare off their strong racist crusier clientele

Salix Babylonika · 2013-12-20 05:47:00

:|U

Miss Miko Mayonegg · 2013-12-20 05:48:28

le sign

Miss Miko Mayonegg · 2013-12-20 05:49:20

so like, gay male culture sux. gotcha (lol sux like sux dicks lolololol)

Miss Miko Mayonegg · 2013-12-20 05:51:46

I never went on a date in my life and I never have to because I met the perfect person. eat that, divorced horndogs who used to bully with words like "permavirgin"

Salix Babylonika · 2013-12-20 05:52:33

actually having sex is overrated

Miss Miko Mayonegg · 2013-12-20 05:53:19

not if it's Miko/Pyridrym sex

Miss Miko Mayonegg · 2013-12-20 05:55:49

Leviticus should be taught in grade school, especially in the bible belt. Guys can still fuck but lol you can't wear cotton anymore, and like you have to stone people to death.

Miss Miko Mayonegg · 2013-12-20 05:57:27

so tired

Obā-san · 2013-12-20 05:57:36

especially gay white male culture

somehow it seems more intently hateful than the culture at large

because people at large seem seem to be oblivious or misinformed

whereas these gay celebs saying that bisexuals will always cheat on you (*dan savage*), throw around the word tranny quite casually (*like a huge laundry list including Dan again, Perez, the ever-popular Tyler Oakley, yadda yadda*), and say that the reason that we haven't made enough progress socially speaking is because some of us don't act enough like straight people (*another list that is too damn long*)

Basically it's A HUGE FUCKING RAINBOW OF DIVERSITY YEEAAHHHH

Obā-san · 2013-12-20 05:58:16

sex is great

i like sex

its sexier than not-sex

Salix Babylonika · 2013-12-20 05:59:56

I am tempted to make a joke about my ex but I'll refrain.

Obā-san · 2013-12-20 06:00:16

just whatever you do don't be a faggot

Miss Miko Mayonegg · 2013-12-20 06:00:27

gay white cis power fantasy

Obā-san · 2013-12-20 06:00:50

"No Fats, Femmes, or Faggots," one profile requested. I ran my finger over my phone's screen to slide the image up and down for a second, just to confirm that my eyes weren't playing tricks on me.

"Tired of flaky queens. Looking for something deeper," one earnestly stated. Then the person added, "Must live in the city, have a job, and be 29-35."

"U in shape, hot, bottom?" asked another. "Great! If not, C ya."

"No Asians!" a third read. "Don't even waste my time."

Obā-san · 2013-12-20 06:01:53

i forgot to finish my post herpa derp

whereas these gay celebs saying that bisexuals will always cheat on you (*dan savage*), throw around the word tranny quite casually (*like a huge laundry list including Dan again, Perez, the ever-popular Tyler Oakley, yadda yadda*), and say that the reason that we haven't made enough progress socially speaking is because some of us don't act enough like straight people (*another list that is too damn long*) know exactly what they are talking about.

Miss Miko Mayonegg · 2013-12-20 06:02:34

LOL gay dating profile saying no faggots does that even make any sense

Obā-san · 2013-12-20 06:03:20

yeah it means don't be some girly pansy ass faggot queen bitch whatever

Obā-san · 2013-12-20 06:04:01

it's a simple enough concept to grasp

Miss Miko Mayonegg · 2013-12-20 06:05:26

oh so it's like saying "if you wanna be my bf you have to be a MAN who is masculine"

Obā-san · 2013-12-20 06:06:06

yyyyyep

Miss Miko Mayonegg · 2013-12-20 06:07:59

gay stereotypes, lesbian stereotypes

Miss Miko Mayonegg · 2013-12-20 06:08:13

no trans stereotypes because trannies aren't people

Obā-san · 2013-12-20 06:11:38

i am happy that i have a wonderful boyfriend and that if i handle everything right and the stars line up just so i will never have to put up with the gay dating scene

Miss Miko Mayonegg · 2013-12-20 06:12:00

Homo Eroticus, the missing evolutionary link

Miss Miko Mayonegg · 2013-12-20 06:12:59

^^ I feel the same~ :D except I probably wouldn't date and I literally was just gonna be a single person but then like omg Pyridrym happened

Anonus · 2013-12-20 06:15:43

Mojave Music said:
I am tempted to make a joke about my ex but I'll refrain.

who was your ex?

Salix Babylonika · 2013-12-20 06:17:48

Anonus said:

Mojave Music said:
I am tempted to make a joke about my ex but I'll refrain.
who was your ex?

well I have had three but I was speaking specifically of the first, Minerva, who has never crossed paths with our little corner of the internet (this is a good thing).

the other two I left on good terms.

Obā-san · 2013-12-20 06:28:58

Salix Babylonika · 2013-12-20 07:39:44

I have to help my younger brothers with school today.

Joyest of joys.

nohaynicklibre · 2013-12-20 08:02:57

Miko calls herself a miko but I've never seen her taking care of a Japanese shrine

Fossilmaiden · 2013-12-20 08:45:32

To the surprise of nobody except David Cameron, the new UK porn filters have proceeded to block sex education and crisis sites.

Princess Alice · 2013-12-20 09:23:11

Well, I guess I'm awake now.

I do feel a bit better than I did last night, at least...

Princess Alice · 2013-12-20 10:31:54

I put London because it looked asymmetrical with just Denver and Bobby is the only of my friends I can think of who's in a non-US time zone :V

I would have put Cardiff since I knew he was in Wales but London seemed to be the only UK city in the list

Princess Alice · 2013-12-20 11:50:56

Chapter 2

Chef we've gbeen driving olmost 3 hours

whatddya say we stop and get some lucnh

seems like a good idea to me, waitemran

how about htis place up here?

"The Four Vocalists Diner"

Sounds like good eats

Ok we're inside the diner now

Welcome to the four vocalists! dinter!

My anme's Waitresslass, I'll be your server today

Waitresslass! Ineed you in the kitchen!

You're the only one who knows how to turn on the lightwsiwtch!

Ugh, coming Cook

I'll be right back to tkae your orders, you twoo

Thanks Waitresslass!

You know, wWaiterman, this seems like a nice raesatuarant

Indeed! Ir reminds me ofhoome

And we're not even to kentucky yet!

Obā-san · 2013-12-20 11:57:25

Dear Mom: perhaps the reason that i "spend 90% of my life in this bed" is because WE LIVE IN THIS SMALL-ASS HOUSE AND THERE IS NO OTHER FURNITURE IN MY ROOM

there is NOWHERE ELSE FOR ME TO SIT

Obā-san · 2013-12-20 11:59:46

perhaps i could RECLINE UPON THE PRINTER

or DOZE ATOP THE BOOKSHELF

or perhaps i could GRACEFULLY PERCH MYSELF ATOP THE WINDOWSILL

Aliroz · 2013-12-20 12:01:38

Oh, Tre doesn't seem to like his church.

-feels even more that I don't belong here-

Aliroz · 2013-12-20 12:03:21

Pangur Bán said:
perhaps i could RECLINE UPON THE PRINTER

or DOZE ATOP THE BOOKSHELF

or perhaps i could GRACEFULLY PERCH MYSELF ATOP THE WINDOWSILL

All good ideas. I lay upon the windowsill all the time, and I doze atop the bookshelf.

Obā-san · 2013-12-20 12:03:30

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