i am authentically weird, y'all are just hipster posers
just please do not ask me to define what a hipster is, or a poser, or ask how i determined that you are one of those things
If people like stuff you don't like, they're lowest common denominator trash with no taste. If people dislike stuff you like, they're elitists. And if they do both, then they're hipsters.
Bwahahaha, King Koopa on Captain N and the New Super Mario World was voiced by Harvey Atkin, Mickey Morty from Meatballs! Also, Tara Strong and Tabitha St. Germain (Twilight and Rarity) were in the cast, too.
Tabitha St. Germain (aka Paulina Gillis) showed up in DIC productions fairly frequently. The only prominent series she ever seems to have been in are Ed, Edd 'n' Eddy and My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic.
You know there's a 20 minute video on youtube telling us exactly why having a feminist in a relatively minor support role for a forum devoted to the development of a videogame is a bad thing?
Seriously!
I could give you the link, or I could give you acid to burn into your ears! There's no third choice!
What I can say, I think, is that a movie like this should in some sense be accessible to a non-fan like myself. I realize every TV cartoon show has a cadre of fans who grew up with it, have seen every episode many times and are alert to the nuances of the movie adaptation. But those people, however numerous they are, might perhaps find themselves going to a movie with people like myself--people who found, even at a very young age, that the world was filled with entertainment choices more stimulating than "Scooby-Doo." If these people can't walk into the movie cold and understand it and get something out of it, then the movie has failed except as an in-joke.
As for myself, scrutinizing the screen helplessly for an angle of approach, one thing above all caught my attention: the director, Raja Gosnell, has a thing about big breasts. I say this not only because of the revealing low-cut costumes of such principals as Sarah Michelle Gellar, but also because of the number of busty extras and background players, who drift by in crowd scenes with what Russ Meyer used to call "cleavage cantilevered on the same principle that made the Sydney Opera House possible." Just as Woody Allen's "Hollywood Ending" is a comedy about a movie director who forges ahead even though he is blind, "Scooby-Doo" could have been a comedy about how a Russ Meyer clone copes with being assigned a live-action adaptation of a kiddie cartoon show. I did like the dog. Scooby-Doo so thoroughly upstages the live actors that I cannot understand why Warner Bros. didn't just go ahead and make the whole movie animated. While Matthew Lillard, Sarah Michelle Gellar and Linda Cardellini show pluck in trying to outlast the material, Freddie Prinze Jr. seems completely at a loss to account for his presence in the movie, and the squinchy-faced Rowan ("Mr. Bean") Atkinson plays the villain as a private joke.
I pray, dear readers, that you not send me mail explaining the genius of "Scooby-Doo" and attacking me for being ill-prepared to write this review. I have already turned myself in. Not only am I ill-prepared to review the movie, but I venture to guess that anyone who is not literally a member of a "Scooby-Doo" fan club would be equally incapable. This movie exists in a closed universe, and the rest of us are aliens. The Internet was invented so that you can find someone else's review of "Scooby-Doo." Start surfing.
see SRS has stumbled on the video. Sorry I didn't include a trigger warning for you, I'm sure you're all literally shaking right now. It'll be ok though, you can just hop on your rascal mobility scooters and drive on down to McDonalds to eat the pain away. I bet those super sized fries make all the feelings completely disappear just like your feet under those massive guts.
I made it through maybe a minute. Whether it was because I knew what was coming, or because the guy had already proven himself to be a huge dick, I don't know, but I couldn't take it. :P
I know that in the case of Chris-chan (this was mainly back on TVT, but I've brought him up here a few times), it was because he reflected my own insecurities and perceived faults in a very nasty way. No idea about the various SJWs, MRAs and such.
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Assassin poems, Poems that shoot
guns. Poems that wrestle cops into alleys
and take their weapons leaving them dead
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Assassin poems, Poems that shoot
guns. Poems that wrestle cops into alleys
and take their weapons leaving them dead
Assassin poems, Poems that shoot
guns. Poems that wrestle cops into alleys
and take their weapons leaving them dead
Assassin poems, Poems that shoot
guns. Poems that wrestle cops into alleys
and take their weapons leaving them dead
Assassin poems, Poems that shoot
guns. Poems that wrestle cops into alleys
and take their weapons leaving them dead
disguise the link as a link to a video showing growling wolves eating durian furiously
no one will be interested in seeing that, so therefore no one would be harmed
Assassin poems, Poems that shoot
guns. Poems that wrestle cops into alleys
and take their weapons leaving them dead
Assassin poems, Poems that shoot
guns. Poems that wrestle cops into alleys
and take their weapons leaving them dead
From the maker of the video.
Assassin poems, Poems that shoot
guns. Poems that wrestle cops into alleys
and take their weapons leaving them dead
Assassin poems, Poems that shoot
guns. Poems that wrestle cops into alleys
and take their weapons leaving them dead
you merely steel my indifference