The Trash Heap of the Heapers' Hangout

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• Miss Miko Mayonegg

  2013-12-17 09:49:43

  More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
  

  Tachyon said:

  holy shit how much do heapers on tumblr post
  
  i can't read all this
  

  http://kirisamekirigiri.tumblr.com/archive
  
  Have fun! (warning: younger miko awkwardness/stupidity/etc.)
  
• Tachyon

  2013-12-17 09:54:18

  ^{i will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch}
  

  I WILL (followed! ^_^)
  
  what is XKit?
  
• Miss Miko Mayonegg

  2013-12-17 09:56:25

  More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
  

  i dunno :o
  
• Tachyon

  2013-12-17 09:57:33 edited 2013-12-17 09:58:08

  ^{i will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch}
  

  This comic confuses me.
  
  
  
  why is Tandy stealing burgers?  what is actually stopping her from buying burgers like a normal person?
  
  also wow, Todd could lose his job over this
  
  total dick move Tandy
  
• Tachyon

  2013-12-17 10:01:15

  ^{i will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch}
  

  also, where did she even get that uniform
  
• lee4hmz

  2013-12-17 12:25:08

  ⚠ THIS MACHINE KILLS FASCISTS

  I'm wearing shorts in 36℉ weather. #swag
• Yarrun XIX

  2013-12-17 12:25:14 edited 2013-12-17 12:25:34

  Whores! we want "poems that kill."
  Assassin poems, Poems that shoot
  guns. Poems that wrestle cops into alleys
  and take their weapons leaving them dead

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• Yarrun XIX

  2013-12-17 12:26:07

  Whores! we want "poems that kill."
  Assassin poems, Poems that shoot
  guns. Poems that wrestle cops into alleys
  and take their weapons leaving them dead

  You guys, you guys, you guys

  
  

  LOOK at what I FOUND in the code for Dinosaur Comics.
• Tachyon

  2013-12-17 12:34:50

  ^{i will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch}
  

  love it
  
• Tachyon

  2013-12-17 12:58:33

  ^{i will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch}
  

  
• Princess Alice

  2013-12-17 13:10:52

  You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022

  XKit is a browser extension for Tumblr that adds various useful tweaks
• Imipolex G

  2013-12-17 13:16:08

  Touch the cow. Do it now.
  

  still alive
  
• Tachyon

  2013-12-17 13:18:45

  ^{i will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch}
  

  huge success
  
• Imipolex G

  2013-12-17 13:19:27

  Touch the cow. Do it now.
  

  maybe
• Misery

  2013-12-17 13:32:41

  The sadness will last forever.

  white doves
• Tre

  2013-12-17 13:34:16 edited 2013-12-17 13:34:31

  
  

  even though I know it's probably going to end somewhat badly for me I want to play Cards Against Humanity at some point

  
  

  I've been meaning to join my best friend's Xyzzy sessions but he never does them while I'm awake
• Tachyon

  2013-12-17 13:41:36

  ^{i will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch}
  

  clickers
• Tachyon

  2013-12-17 13:41:57

  ^{i will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch}
  

  edge
• Tachyon

  2013-12-17 13:42:22

  ^{i will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch}
  

  you're in my story now
  
• Tachyon

  2013-12-17 13:42:49

  ^{i will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch}
  

  move deleter
  
• Tachyon

  2013-12-17 13:43:53

  ^{i will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch}
  

  would you kindly?
  
• Tachyon

  2013-12-17 13:44:33

  ^{i will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch}
  

  we're all equally edible
  
• Tachyon

  2013-12-17 13:44:41

  ^{i will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch}
  

  i'm not edible
  
• Tachyon

  2013-12-17 13:45:22

  ^{i will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch}
  

  the cycle cannot be broken
  
• Yarrun XIX

  2013-12-17 13:45:30

  Whores! we want "poems that kill."
  Assassin poems, Poems that shoot
  guns. Poems that wrestle cops into alleys
  and take their weapons leaving them dead

  Tre said:

  even though I know it's probably going to end somewhat badly for me I want to play Cards Against Humanity at some point

  
  

  I've been meaning to join my best friend's Xyzzy sessions but he never does them while I'm awake

  I played it once, at the ill-advised hookah party.

  
  

  I was unable to read, like, half of the cards, but the game definitely had its funny moments. A more adult version of Apples to Apples is good. It's just that I'd prefer it to be an adult in the same way that, say, Lee or Justice are adult. 

  
  

  Also, the best thing is when you watch people put their cards in so you can tell which card came from which person. Then, when you read them off, you can judge them silently with your eyes. Good fun.
• Tachyon

  2013-12-17 13:45:45

  ^{i will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch}
  

  triumph forks
  
• Tachyon

  2013-12-17 13:46:21

  ^{i will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch}
  

  SA-X
• Tachyon

  2013-12-17 13:46:53

  ^{i will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch}
  

  that was left-handed
  
• Tachyon

  2013-12-17 13:47:28

  ^{i will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch}
  

  because you are a puppet
  
• Tachyon

  2013-12-17 13:48:18

  ^{i will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch}
  

  how appropriate.  you fight like a cow
  
• Tachyon

  2013-12-17 13:49:35

  ^{i will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch}
  

  the sacred realm
  
• Tachyon

  2013-12-17 13:50:42

  ^{i will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch}
  

  the milk is not ready, and you are not ready for the milk
  
• Tachyon

  2013-12-17 13:51:03

  ^{i will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch}
  

  all systems, full power
  
• Tachyon

  2013-12-17 13:52:45

  ^{i will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch}
  

  unlucky and unwise is he who risks entering my domain
  
• Tachyon

  2013-12-17 13:53:29

  ^{i will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch}
  

  heaven smile
  
• Obā-san

  2013-12-17 13:54:39

  
  

  meow
• Tachyon

  2013-12-17 13:55:59

  ^{i will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch}
  

  oh, mist
  
• Tachyon

  2013-12-17 13:57:38

  ^{i will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch}
  

  it's true what they say, the grass is always greener, and you don't really know what it is you have until it's gone, gone, gone...
  
• Imipolex G

  2013-12-17 14:37:06

  Touch the cow. Do it now.
  

  is it bad that I like being a cow
  
  as long as I don't get turned into burgers
  
• Salix Babylonika

  2013-12-17 14:38:27

  https://i.imgur.com/IoGc2jA.jpg

  Pillows said:

  is it bad
  

  hnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn
  
• Fossilmaiden

  2013-12-17 14:40:37 edited 2013-12-17 14:41:30

  Wee yea erra chs hymmnos mea.
  

  Plot Twist: "The XKit guy" is David Karp.

  Mojave Music said:

  Pillows said:

  is it bad
  

  hnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn

  Is it bad to commit genocide?
• Imipolex G

  2013-12-17 14:41:23

  Touch the cow. Do it now.
  

  "is it bad"
  
  the most forbiddenest of forbidden phrases
  
• Tachyon

  2013-12-17 14:41:28

  ^{i will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch}
  

  plot twist: everyone is intrinsically bad and only by letting Jesus into your heart can you be saved
  
• Aliroz

  2013-12-17 14:44:13

  ...And even when your hope is gone

  move along, move along, just to make it through

  (2015 self)

  What if all the pictures of earth from space are faked and there are more continents (probably in the Pacific) that you don't know about because when was the last time you went around in the Pacific ocean?
  
  -NOTE: I totally cribbed this idea from Brandon Sanderson.-
  
• Tachyon

  2013-12-17 14:45:50

  ^{i will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch}
  

  there are many continents most people don't know about
  
  they are accessible only by hidden portals
  
• Tachyon

  2013-12-17 14:46:00

  ^{i will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch}
  

  magic portals
  
• Yarrun XIX

  2013-12-17 14:47:45

  Whores! we want "poems that kill."
  Assassin poems, Poems that shoot
  guns. Poems that wrestle cops into alleys
  and take their weapons leaving them dead

  Continents recorded on the double secret map of the world.
• Tachyon

  2013-12-17 14:49:26

  ^{i will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch}
  

  (Bookersted is located on one such continent)
  
• Fossilmaiden

  2013-12-17 14:50:58

  Wee yea erra chs hymmnos mea.
  

  
  
  A Hidden Portal.
  
  
  

  Spoiler:

  
• Tachyon

  2013-12-17 14:50:58

  ^{i will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch}
  

  so tired
  
  it's not even 8pm