The Trash Heap of the Heapers' Hangout

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• Misery

  2012-02-24 03:23:12

  The sadness will last forever.

  -shoots everyone-
  
  DR. PHIL!!! GONE!
  
• Ace Rimmer

  2012-02-24 03:23:48

  Smoke me a kipper, I'll be back for breakfast

  If I was Dr Phil, I wouldn;t hanging out here with you losers :p
  
  I would be banging Dr Phils wife over and over again
  
• Manly McMacho

  2012-02-24 03:24:22 edited 2012-02-24 03:24:50

  ~*tasteless*~
  大學的年同性戀毛皮
  
  aaaaa

  No, you'd be here, being Dr. Phil because even her wife finds her repulsive.

  
  

  Look, we all know your career's failing and I'm sure it's very sad but you don't need to lie about it.
• Ace Rimmer

  2012-02-24 03:24:56

  Smoke me a kipper, I'll be back for breakfast

  Dr Phil is a lesbian now?
  
• Viani

  2012-02-24 03:25:11

  ☭ B̤̺͍̰͕̺̠̕u҉̖͙̝̮͕̲ͅm̟̼̦̠̹̙p͡s̹͖ ̻T́h̗̫͈̙̩r̮e̴̩̺̖̠̭̜ͅa̛̪̟͍̣͎͖̺d͉̦͠s͕̞͚̲͍ ̲̬̹̤Y̻̤̱o̭͠u̥͉̥̜͡ ̴̥̪D̳̲̳̤o̴͙̘͓̤̟̗͇n̰̗̞̼̳͙͖͢'҉͖t̳͓̣͍̗̰ ͉W̝̳͓̼͜a̗͉̳͖̘̮n͕ͅt͚̟͚ ̸̺T̜̖̖̺͎̱ͅo̭̪̰̼̥̜ ̼͍̟̝R̝̹̮̭ͅͅe̡̗͇a͍̘̤͉͘d̼̜  ⚢

  

  
  
  Bitches too scared of my swag to participate in cyber sex relations with MOI
  
• Ace Rimmer

  2012-02-24 03:26:48

  Smoke me a kipper, I'll be back for breakfast

  Well, Viani, I prefer to be e-wined and e-dined before getting to cybersex
  
• Manly McMacho

  2012-02-24 03:26:55 edited 2012-02-24 03:27:21

  ~*tasteless*~
  大學的年同性戀毛皮
  
  aaaaa

  ^^^No, she's Dr. Phil.

  
  

  I can see you're confused. Please refer to the handy chart I have prepared just for such an occasion.

  
  

  -breaks a bottle of wine and a plate of food over Whale's head-
• Princess Alice

  2012-02-24 03:27:27

  You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022

  bdsm bdsm bdsm bdsm bdsm bdsm bdsm bdsm bdsm bdsm bdsm bdsm bdsm
  
  there
  
  got that out of my system
  
• Unknown

  2012-02-24 03:27:43

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• Ace Rimmer

  2012-02-24 03:27:54

  Smoke me a kipper, I'll be back for breakfast

  So Dr Phil is a lesbian
  
• Manly McMacho

  2012-02-24 03:28:09 edited 2012-02-24 03:28:19

  ~*tasteless*~
  大學的年同性戀毛皮
  
  aaaaa

  ^^When was Dr. Phil ever a doctor?

  
  

  ^Chart.
• Ace Rimmer

  2012-02-24 03:28:11

  Smoke me a kipper, I'll be back for breakfast

  -ties CA up in her dungeon-
  
• Misery

  2012-02-24 03:28:59

  The sadness will last forever.

  Did I just hear BDSM?Awesome!
  
• Viani

  2012-02-24 03:29:05

  ☭ B̤̺͍̰͕̺̠̕u҉̖͙̝̮͕̲ͅm̟̼̦̠̹̙p͡s̹͖ ̻T́h̗̫͈̙̩r̮e̴̩̺̖̠̭̜ͅa̛̪̟͍̣͎͖̺d͉̦͠s͕̞͚̲͍ ̲̬̹̤Y̻̤̱o̭͠u̥͉̥̜͡ ̴̥̪D̳̲̳̤o̴͙̘͓̤̟̗͇n̰̗̞̼̳͙͖͢'҉͖t̳͓̣͍̗̰ ͉W̝̳͓̼͜a̗͉̳͖̘̮n͕ͅt͚̟͚ ̸̺T̜̖̖̺͎̱ͅo̭̪̰̼̥̜ ̼͍̟̝R̝̹̮̭ͅͅe̡̗͇a͍̘̤͉͘d̼̜  ⚢

  

  bdsm bdsm bdsm bdsm bdsm bdsm bdsm bdsm bdsm bdsm bdsm bdsm bdsm
  
  there
  
  got that out of my system
  

  HEY
  If we're all gonna shout out what we're thinking, I've been thinking about paying a prostitute to shove bowling pins up my ass!
  
  
  
  
  
• Manly McMacho

  2012-02-24 03:29:33

  ~*tasteless*~
  大學的年同性戀毛皮
  
  aaaaa

  $1,000 an hour babe.
• Anonus

  2012-02-24 03:29:42 edited 2012-02-24 03:29:48

  I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat

  ^^I thought of George Carlin.
  
• Misery

  2012-02-24 03:29:47 edited 2012-02-24 03:29:59

  The sadness will last forever.

  ^^^ Eeeewww.
• Princess Alice

  2012-02-24 03:30:39

  You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022

  Actually I've mostly been thinking about Wendy's for the past hour or so.
  
  But I had the urge to type "bdsm" several times, for some reason.
  
• Ace Rimmer

  2012-02-24 03:31:16

  Smoke me a kipper, I'll be back for breakfast

  I need a house with a dungeon now
  
• Haven

  2012-02-24 03:31:18

  Let me tell you. About Fallen London.

  Yay BDSM
  
  sorry squid it was just metallicious
• Unknown

  2012-02-24 03:31:46

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• Manly McMacho

  2012-02-24 03:32:08 edited 2012-02-24 03:32:20

  ~*tasteless*~
  大學的年同性戀毛皮
  
  aaaaa

  -ties squid up-

  
  

  
  

  
  

  -and throws him into the sun-
• Unknown

  2012-02-24 03:32:15 edited 2012-02-24 03:32:22

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• Viani

  2012-02-24 03:32:27

  ☭ B̤̺͍̰͕̺̠̕u҉̖͙̝̮͕̲ͅm̟̼̦̠̹̙p͡s̹͖ ̻T́h̗̫͈̙̩r̮e̴̩̺̖̠̭̜ͅa̛̪̟͍̣͎͖̺d͉̦͠s͕̞͚̲͍ ̲̬̹̤Y̻̤̱o̭͠u̥͉̥̜͡ ̴̥̪D̳̲̳̤o̴͙̘͓̤̟̗͇n̰̗̞̼̳͙͖͢'҉͖t̳͓̣͍̗̰ ͉W̝̳͓̼͜a̗͉̳͖̘̮n͕ͅt͚̟͚ ̸̺T̜̖̖̺͎̱ͅo̭̪̰̼̥̜ ̼͍̟̝R̝̹̮̭ͅͅe̡̗͇a͍̘̤͉͘d̼̜  ⚢

  

  I'm thinking about watching Drawn Together and doing nothing company, road or business related or else I will cut my wrists
  
  Im fucking serious I have had enough of these fucking job applications and reorder forms for ordering product for the next department
  
• Ace Rimmer

  2012-02-24 03:32:32

  Smoke me a kipper, I'll be back for breakfast

  Squid, are you a female gendered person?
  
• Unknown

  2012-02-24 03:32:35

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• Misery

  2012-02-24 03:32:36

  The sadness will last forever.

  Hooray for tie up games!
  
• Unknown

  2012-02-24 03:32:57 edited 2012-02-24 03:33:04

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• Viani

  2012-02-24 03:33:11

  ☭ B̤̺͍̰͕̺̠̕u҉̖͙̝̮͕̲ͅm̟̼̦̠̹̙p͡s̹͖ ̻T́h̗̫͈̙̩r̮e̴̩̺̖̠̭̜ͅa̛̪̟͍̣͎͖̺d͉̦͠s͕̞͚̲͍ ̲̬̹̤Y̻̤̱o̭͠u̥͉̥̜͡ ̴̥̪D̳̲̳̤o̴͙̘͓̤̟̗͇n̰̗̞̼̳͙͖͢'҉͖t̳͓̣͍̗̰ ͉W̝̳͓̼͜a̗͉̳͖̘̮n͕ͅt͚̟͚ ̸̺T̜̖̖̺͎̱ͅo̭̪̰̼̥̜ ̼͍̟̝R̝̹̮̭ͅͅe̡̗͇a͍̘̤͉͘d̼̜  ⚢

  

  licky licky bondage time
  
  
  always wanted to be tied to a bed.
  
  But never liked being set on fire while tied to a bed, I hate it when people do that.
  
• Misery

  2012-02-24 03:34:15

  The sadness will last forever.

  I heard bondage. I love it.
  
• Ace Rimmer

  2012-02-24 03:34:24

  Smoke me a kipper, I'll be back for breakfast

  -ties Viani to bed, naked and gagged-
  
  also:
  
  
  
• Haven

  2012-02-24 03:34:45

  Let me tell you. About Fallen London.

  squid is a squid gendered squid to my squiderstanding
  
  Vi: what's the point of anything if not fire
• Viani

  2012-02-24 03:35:34

  ☭ B̤̺͍̰͕̺̠̕u҉̖͙̝̮͕̲ͅm̟̼̦̠̹̙p͡s̹͖ ̻T́h̗̫͈̙̩r̮e̴̩̺̖̠̭̜ͅa̛̪̟͍̣͎͖̺d͉̦͠s͕̞͚̲͍ ̲̬̹̤Y̻̤̱o̭͠u̥͉̥̜͡ ̴̥̪D̳̲̳̤o̴͙̘͓̤̟̗͇n̰̗̞̼̳͙͖͢'҉͖t̳͓̣͍̗̰ ͉W̝̳͓̼͜a̗͉̳͖̘̮n͕ͅt͚̟͚ ̸̺T̜̖̖̺͎̱ͅo̭̪̰̼̥̜ ̼͍̟̝R̝̹̮̭ͅͅe̡̗͇a͍̘̤͉͘d̼̜  ⚢

  

  -mumbles-
• Misery

  2012-02-24 03:37:00

  The sadness will last forever.

  I must sleep.
  
  Nighty night, heap.
  
• Ace Rimmer

  2012-02-24 03:37:14

  Smoke me a kipper, I'll be back for breakfast

  Gn Draco<3
  
• Manly McMacho

  2012-02-24 03:37:20 edited 2012-02-24 03:37:55

  ~*tasteless*~
  大學的年同性戀毛皮
  
  aaaaa

  -would say good night had she not been too busy being DEAD-
• Unknown

  2012-02-24 03:37:37 edited 2012-02-24 03:37:47

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• Ace Rimmer

  2012-02-24 03:38:01

  Smoke me a kipper, I'll be back for breakfast

  vM is Dr Phil now?
  
• Unknown

  2012-02-24 03:38:05

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• Unknown

  2012-02-24 03:38:16

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• Obā-san

  2012-02-24 03:38:20

  
  

  
  
  
  I just keep listening.
  
• Viani

  2012-02-24 03:39:00

  ☭ B̤̺͍̰͕̺̠̕u҉̖͙̝̮͕̲ͅm̟̼̦̠̹̙p͡s̹͖ ̻T́h̗̫͈̙̩r̮e̴̩̺̖̠̭̜ͅa̛̪̟͍̣͎͖̺d͉̦͠s͕̞͚̲͍ ̲̬̹̤Y̻̤̱o̭͠u̥͉̥̜͡ ̴̥̪D̳̲̳̤o̴͙̘͓̤̟̗͇n̰̗̞̼̳͙͖͢'҉͖t̳͓̣͍̗̰ ͉W̝̳͓̼͜a̗͉̳͖̘̮n͕ͅt͚̟͚ ̸̺T̜̖̖̺͎̱ͅo̭̪̰̼̥̜ ̼͍̟̝R̝̹̮̭ͅͅe̡̗͇a͍̘̤͉͘d̼̜  ⚢

  

  -wonders why I was tied up-
  
• Manly McMacho

  2012-02-24 03:39:09

  ~*tasteless*~
  大學的年同性戀毛皮
  
  aaaaa

  Because Viani killed her

  
  

  With meanness and other killing type things

  
  

  And also boobs
• Unknown

  2012-02-24 03:39:54

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• Princess Alice

  2012-02-24 03:40:05

  You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022

  Wait, if Whale is Dr. Phil, who's Dr. Lil?
  
• Viani

  2012-02-24 03:40:25

  ☭ B̤̺͍̰͕̺̠̕u҉̖͙̝̮͕̲ͅm̟̼̦̠̹̙p͡s̹͖ ̻T́h̗̫͈̙̩r̮e̴̩̺̖̠̭̜ͅa̛̪̟͍̣͎͖̺d͉̦͠s͕̞͚̲͍ ̲̬̹̤Y̻̤̱o̭͠u̥͉̥̜͡ ̴̥̪D̳̲̳̤o̴͙̘͓̤̟̗͇n̰̗̞̼̳͙͖͢'҉͖t̳͓̣͍̗̰ ͉W̝̳͓̼͜a̗͉̳͖̘̮n͕ͅt͚̟͚ ̸̺T̜̖̖̺͎̱ͅo̭̪̰̼̥̜ ̼͍̟̝R̝̹̮̭ͅͅe̡̗͇a͍̘̤͉͘d̼̜  ⚢

  

  Oh, that was from like, PM stuff.
  
• Anonus

  2012-02-24 03:40:29

  I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat

  UNITED ARTISTS BRAND CYBERMEN
  
  what about them father
  
  THEY'RE COMING TO A THEATER NEAR YOU
  
  father i haven't heard anything about this before
  
  i have a feeling you're bullshitting me again
  
  NO I'M NOT CHILD
  
  I REALIZE THAT MOVIE MAKING IS THE TRADE FOR ME NOW
  
  AFTER MY ROCK STAR CAREER NEVER GOT OFF THE GROUND, I FIGURE DIRECTING IS THE THING FOR ME TO DO
  
  father those are cardboard figures
  
  and a lamp
  
  how are they gonna act
  
  they can't even serve as puppets
  
  SHUT UP CHILD
  
  I AM YOUR FATHER AND YOUR KING
  
  I HAVE MOVIE MAGIC
  
  father there's a truck headed right for the window
  
  what the hell
  
  IT'S GOT MOVIE MAKING SUPPLIES CHILD
  
  it says "king soopers" on it
  
  they don't sell movie making supplies there
  
  oh goddammit more shit needing to be fixed
  
  WE HAVE A TRUCK NOW CHILD, ISN'T THAT WONDERFUL
  
  it's stolen, isn't it
  
  NO
  
  GO TO YOUR ROOM
  
  no
  
  i won't bother this time
  
  i imagine it's a best buy now or something
  
  YOU NEVER APPRECIATE ANYTHING I DO FOR YOU, CHILD
  
• Viani

  2012-02-24 03:41:16

  ☭ B̤̺͍̰͕̺̠̕u҉̖͙̝̮͕̲ͅm̟̼̦̠̹̙p͡s̹͖ ̻T́h̗̫͈̙̩r̮e̴̩̺̖̠̭̜ͅa̛̪̟͍̣͎͖̺d͉̦͠s͕̞͚̲͍ ̲̬̹̤Y̻̤̱o̭͠u̥͉̥̜͡ ̴̥̪D̳̲̳̤o̴͙̘͓̤̟̗͇n̰̗̞̼̳͙͖͢'҉͖t̳͓̣͍̗̰ ͉W̝̳͓̼͜a̗͉̳͖̘̮n͕ͅt͚̟͚ ̸̺T̜̖̖̺͎̱ͅo̭̪̰̼̥̜ ̼͍̟̝R̝̹̮̭ͅͅe̡̗͇a͍̘̤͉͘d̼̜  ⚢

  

  Anonus what music do you listen to?
  
• Manly McMacho

  2012-02-24 03:41:36 edited 2012-02-24 03:41:40

  ~*tasteless*~
  大學的年同性戀毛皮
  
  aaaaa

  ^^^^Also Whale because split personality and shit.
• Princess Alice

  2012-02-24 03:42:04

  You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022

  Oh god, YOUR KING and his child. Haven't seen them in forever.
  
  I giggled throughout the whole thing.