I decided to listen to the cries of reformer types and do progressive basic-rights crap in Rozburg.
I hate hate hate hate hate my nation now. All my citizens do is illegally download music all day while reading books on e-readers and pooling funds for a highway system for cars to drive on and drinking suspicious substances like pepsi and asking for a non-hat-based system of government in which I am deposed and a democracy established and the girls are taking scissors to their clothes so that their pants no longer cover their ankles and the boys are petitioning for the right to go shirtless and someone is smuggling flip-flops into my nation even though I outlawed those and the people want the right to have cars even though cars do nothing but make pollution and run over people.
GREAT JOB MODERN SOCIETY. YOU RUINED MY IMAGINARY NATION AND TURNED IT INTO A CRUMMY MODERN SOCIETY. PEOPLE ARE EVEN STARTING TO GAMBLE AND MESS WITH THE STOCK MARKET NOW.
Sincerely, Aliroz
So yeah, heapers, what are you trying to do with all this talk of "Hey Rozzy, how about you modernize Rozburg. Your human rights violations are all cludging up the place.
NO.
No, no, no. If you want crap like wi-fi, cars, a non-awful economy, and human rights, you should just up and leave Rozburg and go to a stupid modern nation like Estonia. Gosh, the impudence of these people who think they can up and DRINK PEPSI right in front of me.
No. No pepsi in my imaginary city-state.
I let you guys have water, alright, and that was a huge sacrifice on my part (I have a very strict no-drinking policy).
More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
The PSP is literally the GBA, if Nintendo could be bothered to add a X and Y button. Except instead of being a watered-down SNES, it is basically a portable PS1. *shrug* I won't get into an argument about game consoles though, since those are the nadir of internet stupidity.
More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
To me Playstation is the ideal controller because it is just like the SNES (perfect for 2D games) but it adds two analog sticks for 3D control in logical places (not in place of the D-pad like the XBox) and also it has two additional shoulder buttons which I guess provide extra controls if needed. To me there is no such thing as too many buttons. :p
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And it's not even the proper degree. It's a foundation year of science for a proper forensics degree.
I think it's one of the entry requirements.
Bad news.
I got a letter from my alternate universe self:
Dear me:
I decided to listen to the cries of reformer types and do progressive basic-rights crap in Rozburg.
I hate hate hate hate hate my nation now. All my citizens do is illegally download music all day while reading books on e-readers and pooling funds for a highway system for cars to drive on and drinking suspicious substances like pepsi and asking for a non-hat-based system of government in which I am deposed and a democracy established and the girls are taking scissors to their clothes so that their pants no longer cover their ankles and the boys are petitioning for the right to go shirtless and someone is smuggling flip-flops into my nation even though I outlawed those and the people want the right to have cars even though cars do nothing but make pollution and run over people.
GREAT JOB MODERN SOCIETY. YOU RUINED MY IMAGINARY NATION AND TURNED IT INTO A CRUMMY MODERN SOCIETY. PEOPLE ARE EVEN STARTING TO GAMBLE AND MESS WITH THE STOCK MARKET NOW.
Sincerely, Aliroz
So yeah, heapers, what are you trying to do with all this talk of "Hey Rozzy, how about you modernize Rozburg. Your human rights violations are all cludging up the place.
NO.
No, no, no. If you want crap like wi-fi, cars, a non-awful economy, and human rights, you should just up and leave Rozburg and go to a stupid modern nation like Estonia. Gosh, the impudence of these people who think they can up and DRINK PEPSI right in front of me.
No. No pepsi in my imaginary city-state.
I let you guys have water, alright, and that was a huge sacrifice on my part (I have a very strict no-drinking policy).
Oh wait, you're implicitly saying I'm not a heaper, which is what I've been saying all along.
so, in that case YAY IMIPOLEX YOU'RE EXACTLY RIGHT.
^I am always right
RESURGAM
No liquids. Liquids are evil. I have a strict no-drinking policy.
it isn't even a fanboy thing it's a basic human bias thing
that crappy red plastic GBA ripoff i have lying around my room somewhere
Also I'm surprised that Firefox does not recognize Playstation as a word
WTF is that, a phone?
It's 23.
TUNE IN TOMORROW FOLKS