The Trash Heap of the Heapers' Hangout

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  • The sadness will last forever.
    fanta christ
  • edited 2013-12-11 23:49:42
    More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
    ^^ :)
  • The sadness will last forever.
    glee 2: electric boogaloo
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    this holiday season
  • The sadness will last forever.
    HAW HAW
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    tumut
  • “I'm surprised. Those clothes… but, aren't you…?”

    fanta christ

    "It tastes like the blood of salvation!" "Let's party for Jesus!"
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    atonality
  • More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
    Microsoft >:(
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    damn you Microsoft

    damn you
  • More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
    Still uploading Touhou vids no one will watch, yay. :3
  • “I'm surprised. Those clothes… but, aren't you…?”
    Pillows said:

    atonality

    SCHÖNBERG!
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    Webern?
  • More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
    Miko's skill has increased tenfold since the time that she was uploading her boring Hard 1ccs like they were impressive instead of like "oh you know how to beat an arcade game now good job lol." But Miko is still too mediocre. Miko hopes to attain big scores in these games.
  • Miko said:

    Still uploading Touhou vids no one will watch, yay. :3

    good tagging is the key if the YTers I talk to can be trusted (they can).
  • The sadness will last forever.
    toeboz
  • More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.

    Miko said:

    Still uploading Touhou vids no one will watch, yay. :3

    good tagging is the key if the YTers I talk to can be trusted (they can).
    :)
  • More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
    Hard mode is too easy for me unless I am playing TH11 or TH12 because those games are brutal (especially the latter).
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    soft mode
  • “I'm surprised. Those clothes… but, aren't you…?”
    Firm But Yielding Mode.
  • The sadness will last forever.
    violent mode
  • The sadness will last forever.
    painting souls
  • edited 2013-12-12 01:23:36
    More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
    TV Tropes described it thusly: Easy is Hard, Normal is NintendoHard, Hard is HarderThanHard, and Lunatic is just about impossible. TV Tropes was wrong. :D It's more like this: Easy is a cakewalk and if it is too hard for you then you are not paying attention, Normal is softer but still requires effort and a player who knows what they are doing can do it on their first try, Hard is typical of arcade shmups and can reasonably be beaten with skill and practice, and Lunatic simply dials it up to eleven, for players who know what they are doing. :3
  • im good at video games!!!!!
  • More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
    It isn't bragging to talk about difficulty, you know...
  • More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
    Also I wouldn't brag about my accomplishments because they are bottom-tier for the good players.
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    Miko those games are freakin' impossible and you can only beat them because you play 12 hours a day

    ah ha ha ha ha ha
  • Miko said:

    It isn't bragging to talk about difficulty, you know...

    it is

    because difficulty is relative

    to not even knowledge the difficulty of what most others find difficult is not merely bragging, but condescending and insulting.
  • edited 2013-12-12 01:30:15
    More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
    ^^ They are not impossible. ^_^ They are just good at disguising patterns~

    *hugs*
  • More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
    ^^ That doesn't make any sense to me and wouldn't that kind of be bragging? :o "oh i did this thing that is hard lololol im super cool now"
  • “I'm surprised. Those clothes… but, aren't you…?”
    What he means is that your wording makes it sound like people who consider those hard things, well, hard are bad at them and to be mocked. That is not your intent, but I can see how that can be read into it...
  • More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
    also like ummmm why are people so sensitive about things that other people accomplish in games...?
  • More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
    This is taking longer than expected. Your video has been queued and will be processed as soon as possible.
    This is Youtubish for "oops we dropped your vid again; better delete and re-upload!!"
  • More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
    lol I just learned about the secret https uploader why didn't someone tell me this before and save me so much grief
  • More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
    hmm, I wonder how my personality is reflected in what games I like and how I like to play them.
  • More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
    Touhou might be a really autistic game ._.
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    it probably kinda is
  • edited 2013-12-12 01:50:01
    More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
    PC-98 era

    Highly Responsive to Prayers (created 1995, released November 1996)
    Story of Eastern Wonderland (released August 15, 1997)
    Phantasmagoria of Dim.Dream (released December 29, 1997)
    Lotus Land Story (released August 14, 1998)
    Mystic Square (released December 30, 1998)

        These PC-98 games shows the release dates as a possible reference, not what time the actual events take place. The canonicity of the PC-98 games is disputed (see Canon for details), however many later games in the series take place near their release dates, but certainly not on them.
        Some later works and statements may imply they took place significantly later than their release dates. Cursory pieces of evidence taken together could imply Story of Eastern Wonderland through Mystic Square took place from 2001 to 2003.

            Rinnosuke in Curiosities of Lotus Asia Chapter 22's first half believes that Marisa Kirisame only started using star magic after 2001, while Marisa's strategy guide in Story of Eastern Wonderland's omake says her third attack uses star magic, although that is just one attack. However, by the time Phantasmagoria of Dim.Dream takes place, many of her attacks use stars.
            Marisa and Reimu are indirectly referred to as "children" in Chapter 22's first half (2001), and Marisa is noted as a child in Lotus Land Story's manual. Although ZUN has stated he doesn't want to give specific ages to those two, the chronology from this becomes more reasonable if Lotus Land Story took place much later than 1998.
            Reimu's profile states that Embodiment of Scarlet Devil, which takes place on 2003/08/12, is chronologically not too far from Mystic Square. Also Reimu says in a hidden dialogue that "It's been a while since my last job" in Embodiment of Scarlet Devil.

    Seihou Project

    Shuusou Gyoku Extra Stage

        The canonicity of this stage is highly questionable since the Seihou Project is set in the future and is a separate series to Touhou. The stage does not use the Hakurei spell card rules, but takes place after the PC-98 games. If the stage predates the Hakurei spell card rules, a 2003 dating for Mystic Square would therefore imply a small window in 2003 for this to take place.

    Seasons 113-117 (1998-2002)

    113/7/1st - (Bunbunmaru Newspaper) "Sudden Location Change at Poltergeists' Concert"
    114/10/1st - (Bunbunmaru Newspaper) "Is the Middle Prismriver Sister Going Solo?"
    115/5/4th - (Bunbunmaru Newspaper) "In Search of New Sounds"
    115/8/4th - (Bunbunmaru Newspaper) "Mysterious Luxury Item Arrives at Kourindou"
    116/8/2nd - (Bunbunmaru Newspaper) "Demon Lurks in the Dark in Broad Daylight"
    2001/11/18? - Curiosities of Lotus Asia Chapter 21 (flashback)
    117/9/2nd - (Bunbunmaru Newspaper) "The Truth about the Enigmatic History Society"
    Season 118 (2003) - Year of Moon, Autumn, and Wood
    Summer
  • edited 2013-12-12 01:49:44
    More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
    2003/08/12 (118/7/15) - Embodiment of Scarlet Devil

        The Vampire Incident (Perfect Memento: Reimu Hakurei) must have occurred at an unknown time before this date.
        First usage of the Hakurei Spell Card Rules to resolve an incident.

    118/8/4th - (Bunbunmaru Newspaper) "In a String of Successive Midsummer Burglaries, the Culprit was Photographed in the Act"
    Autumn

    118/9/5th - (Bunbunmaru Newspaper) "Crimson Rainbow and Angel Wings On the Ground"
    Winter

    Winter - Curiosities of Lotus Asia chapters 1-2 (Colorful PUREGIRL chapter 1) "Gensokyo's Shrine Maiden and the Fifteen Fascinating Books"
    Winter - Curiosities of Lotus Asia chapter 3 (Colorful PUREGIRL chapter 2) "Illusionary Bird"
    Winter - Curiosities of Lotus Asia chapters 4-5 (Colorful PUREGIRL chapter 3) "Complete and Elegant Tea Time"
    2004/05/08 (118/3/20) - Perfect Cherry Blossom
    Season 119 (2004) - Year of Star, Winter, and Metal
    Spring

    2004/05/18-19 (118/3/30-119/4/1) - Perfect Cherry Blossom Extra/Phantasm Stage
    119/5/1st - (Bunbunmaru Newspaper) "Spring-Summoning Ritual Held to Counter Prolonged Cold Wave"
    119/5/3rd - (Bunbunmaru Newspaper) "Mysterious Flower Petals Beneath the Cherry Trees"
    Summer

    119/6/3rd - (Bunbunmaru Newspaper) "Large Number of Straw Effigies Found In Forest Behind Shrine"
    Rainy season - Curiosities of Lotus Asia chapters 6-7 (Colorful PUREGIRL chapter 4) "Furnace of Drizzle"
    119/7 - Immaterial and Missing Power
    119/7/4th - (Bunbunmaru Newspaper) "Out of Season, the Great Setsubun Festival at the Scarlet Devil Manor"
    Summer - Curiosities of Lotus Asia chapters 8-9 (Colorful PUREGIRL chapter 5) "Summer Drizzle Hall"
    Autumn

    2004/09/27-28 (119/8/14-15) - Imperishable Night
    119/8/3rd - (Bunbunmaru Newspaper) "Treasure Hunter Races the Night", "Youkai Practices Animal Abuse"
    119/8/4th - (Bunbunmaru Newspaper) "Suspicious Fire in the Bamboo Forest"
    119/8/5th - (Bunbunmaru Newspaper) "Phantom Procession on a Midsummer Afternoon"
    2004/10/29 (119/9/16) - Imperishable Night Extra Stage
    119/9/2nd - (Bunbunmaru Newspaper) "Insects' News Service Starts"
    119/9/4th - (Bunbunmaru Newspaper) "Mysterious Pattern in Flowerbed"
    Autumn - Curiosities of Lotus Asia chapter 10 (elfics chapter 1) "Unrelated Mound of Higan Flowers"
    119/10/2nd - (Bunbunmaru Newspaper) "The Village of Cats"
    Winter

    119/12/1st - (Bunbunmaru Newspaper) "A New Dream Medicine for Modern Gensokyo"
    Winter - Curiosities of Lotus Asia chapter 11 (elfics chapter 2) "Purple-transcending Light"
    Winter - Curiosities of Lotus Asia chapter 12 (Reisaishii 2 chapter) "Deity's Tool"
    Winter - Curiosities of Lotus Asia chapter 13 (elfics chapter 3) "Imprisoned Light, Window of Snow"
    119/1/4th - (Bunbunmaru Newspaper) "Audacious Donation Fraud"


    Season 120 (2005) - Year of Sun, Spring, and Earth

    Sexagenary cycle year.
    Spring

    Spring - Curiosities of Lotus Asia chapter 14 (elfics chapter 4) "Colorless Sakura"
    Spring - Eastern and Little Nature Deity chapter 0
    Spring - Phantasmagoria of Flower View
    120/4/1st - (Bunbunmaru Newspaper) "Flower-Viewing Continues at the Shrine"
    120/5/1st - (Bunbunmaru Newspaper) "Width of the Sanzu River Calculated"
    Summer

    120/6/1st - (Bunbunmaru Newspaper) "Ice Fairy Eaten by Giant Toad"
    2005/07/14-15 - Eastern and Little Nature Deity chapter 1
    2005/07/23 - Bohemian Archive in Japanese Red "Wind's Extra"
    Summer - Curiosities of Lotus Asia chapter 15 (elfics chapter 5) "A Nameless Stone"
    120/8/3rd - (Bunbunmaru Newspaper) "Strange Reverse Rainbow in the Summer Noon"
    Autumn

    2005/09/23 - Eastern and Little Nature Deity chapter 2
    120/10/13th - (Bunbunmaru Newspaper) "Night Sparrow's Promising New Operation"
    2005/11/17 - Eastern and Little Nature Deity chapter 3
    120/11/1st - (Bunbunmaru Newspaper) "Eientei Hosts Lunar Capital Expo"
    120/11/2nd - (Bunbunmaru Newspaper) "Rabbit Horn League Protests Shrine Banquet"
    Autumn - Curiosities of Lotus Asia chapter 16 (elfics chapter 6) "Non-Functional Shikigami"
    Winter

    Winter - Eastern and Little Nature Deity chapter 4
    120/2/1st - (Bunbunmaru Newspaper) "The Midwinter Moon's Great Explosion"
    Winter - Curiosities of Lotus Asia chapter 17 (Elnavi chapter 16) "Price of a Paper at Luoyang"
    Winter - Curiosities of Lotus Asia chapter 18 (Elnavi chapter 17) "Moon and Kappa"
    Winter - Eastern and Little Nature Deity chapter 5
    Spring (2006)

    120/3/4th - (Bunbunmaru Newspaper) "Enormous Shooting Star Explodes in Mid-air"
    2006/04/05 - Curiosities of Lotus Asia chapter 19 (Elnavi chapter 18) "Dragon's Camera"
    Season 121 (2006) - Year of Moon, Summer, and Fire
    Summer

    2006/06/12 - Strange and Bright Nature Deity chapter 1
    2006/08/09 - Strange and Bright Nature Deity chapter 2
    Summer - Curiosities of Lotus Asia chapter 20 (Elnavi chapter 19) "Miraculous Cicada"
    Autumn

    2006/09/29 - Strange and Bright Nature Deity chapter 3
    Autumn - Curiosities of Lotus Asia chapter 21 (Elnavi chapter 20) "The God of Sake"
    Winter

    Winter - Curiosities of Lotus Asia chapter 22 (Elnavi chapter 21) "The Universe the Youkai Saw"
    2006/12/27 - Hieda no Akyuu's Gensokyo Chronicle published
    Winter - Strange and Bright Nature Deity chapter 4
    2007/01/25 - Strange and Bright Nature Deity chapters 5-6
    Winter - Curiosities of Lotus Asia chapter 23 (Elnavi chapter 22) "The Contagious God"
    121/1/2nd - (Bunbunmaru Newspaper) "What Is the Future Of The Worn Out Tool?"
    Season 122 (2007) - Year of Star, Autumn, and Water
  • “I'm surprised. Those clothes… but, aren't you…?”
    You like pushing yourself with your entertainment. I do not see a problem with that.
  • More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
    Moriya Shrine arrives in Gensokyo
    Spring

    Spring - Strange and Bright Nature Deity chapters 7-8
    2007/05/01 - Silent Sinner in Blue Prologue
    2007/05/02 - Curiosities of Lotus Asia chapter 24 (Elnavi chapter 23) "The Charming Moon"
    Spring - Strange and Bright Nature Deity chapters 9-10
    Spring - Curiosities of Lotus Asia chapter 25 (Elnavi chapter 24) "Blessings of the Shrine"
    Summer

    2007/07/16-17 - Strange and Bright Nature Deity chapters 11 and 12
    2007/07/29 - Silent Sinner in Blue chapter 1, Cage in Lunatic Runagate chapter 1, Inaba of the Moon and Inaba of the Earth chapter 1
    2007/07/30 - Silent Sinner in Blue chapter 2, Inaba of the Moon and Inaba of the Earth chapter 2
    2007/08/~04 - Silent Sinner in Blue chapter 7
    Summer - Curiosities of Lotus Asia chapter 26 (Elnavi chapter 25) "The Night the Storm Clouds Rolled In"
    Autumn

    2007/08/28 - Silent Sinner in Blue chapter 3, Silent Sinner in Blue chapter 8 (moon part)
    Autumn - Strange and Bright Nature Deity chapters 13 and 14
    2007/09/25 - Silent Sinner in Blue chapter 4, Cage in Lunatic Runagate chapter 2 and chapter 7 (flashback), Inaba of the Moon and Inaba of the Earth chapter 4,
    Autumn - Mountain of Faith
    Autumn - Inaba of the Moon and Inaba of the Earth chapter 5
    2007/10/26 - Silent Sinner in Blue chapters 5-6, Cage in Lunatic Runagate chapter 3
    November - Inaba of the Moon and Inaba of the Earth chapter 6
    November - Silent Sinner in Blue chapter 8 (Gensokyo part)
    2007/11/07 - Curiosities of Lotus Asia chapter 27 (Elnavi chapter 26) "Mechanism of Fortune"
    Winter

    2007/11/10 - Silent Sinner in Blue chapter 9, Cage in Lunatic Runagate chapter 5 (part 1), Inaba of the Moon and Inaba of the Earth chapter 9
    2007/11/12 - Silent Sinner in Blue chapter 10, Cage in Lunatic Runagate chapters 4 and 5 (part 2)
    2007/11/17 - Silent Sinner in Blue chapter 11 (first part), Cage in Lunatic Runagate chapter 5 (part 3), Inaba of the Moon and Inaba of the Earth chapter 11
    2007/11/-- - Inaba of the Moon and Inaba of the Earth chapter 22
    2007/11/23 - Cage in Lunatic Runagate chapter 5 (part 4)
    2007/11/24-25 - Silent Sinner in Blue chapters 11 (second part), 12 to 19, 20 (flashback), Cage in Lunatic Runagate chapters 5 (part 5), 6, 7 and final chapter first half
    2007/12/07 - Silent Sinner in Blue chapter 20 (first part, Yuyuko part)
    December - Cage in Lunatic Runagate final chapter second half (part 1)
    December - Cage in Lunatic Runagate final chapter second half (part 2)
    2007/12/25 - Silent Sinner in Blue chapter 20 (last part) and final chapter, Cage in Lunatic Runagate final chapter second half (part 3)
    December - Inaba of the Moon and Inaba of the Earth chapter 7
    2007/12/31 - Strange and Bright Nature Deity chapter 15
    2008/01/01 - Strange and Bright Nature Deity chapter 16
    Season 123 (2008) - Year of Sun, Winter, and Wood
    Spring

    Spring - Fairy Wars
    Spring - Strange and Bright Nature Deity chapters 17-18
    2008/05/20 - Strange and Bright Nature Deity chapters 19-20
    Summer

    Summer - Strange and Bright Nature Deity chapters 21-22
    Summer - Scarlet Weather Rhapsody

        The Hakurei Shrine destroyed by an earthquake, rebuilt, and then destroyed again.

    123/7/2nd - (Bunbunmaru Newspaper) "The Hakurei Shrine Collapses"
    Autumn

    According to the prologue of Undefined Fantastic Object, the harvest this year was poor because of the weather disruptions that happened during Scarlet Weather Rhapsody.

    123/8/1st - (Bunbunmaru Newspaper) "Incident on the Youkai Mountain?"
    Autumn - Strange and Bright Nature Deity chapters 23-25
    Winter

    Hakurei Shrine has been rebuilt.

    December/January - Subterranean Animism

        Palanquin Ship released from underground by geyser

    2009/01/08-11 - Inaba of the Moon and Inaba of the Earth chapter 20
    February - Inaba of the Moon and Inaba of the Earth chapter 21
    123/3/2nd - (Kakashi Thought Report) "Instant Hina Dolls Popular"
    Season 124 (2009) - Year of Moon, Spring, and Metal
    Spring

    Spring - Undefined Fantastic Object
    May - Oriental Sacred Place chapters 1, 2
    Late spring/early summer? - Inaba of the Moon and Inaba of the Earth 24-27
    Summer

    Summer - Touhou Hisoutensoku
    Late August - Oriental Sacred Place chapters 3, 4
    Autumn

    124/8/1st - (Bunbunmaru Newspaper) "A Super Accurate Extreme Local Weather Forecast!"
    124/8/3rd - (Bunbunmaru Newspaper) "A Step in Translating with the Mysterious Zombie", "The Buddhist Service for the Youkai at the Night of Summer"
    Late summer / autumn - Oriental Sacred Place chapters 5, 6
    Autumn - Double Spoiler
    124/11/3rd - (Bunbunmaru Newspaper) "Opinions Divided On Mountain's Future Direction"
    End of autumn - Oriental Sacred Place chapters 7, 8
    Winter
    Season 125 (2010) - Year of Star, Summer, and Earth
    Spring

    Spring - Wild and Horned Hermit chapter 1
    125/4/5th - (Kakashi Spirit Report) "A Secretly Broken Up Great War"
    Summer

    Start of summer - Oriental Sacred Place chapter 9
    Summer - Oriental Sacred Place chapter 10
    Summer - Wild and Horned Hermit chapter 2
    Autumn

    2010/09/22 - Oriental Sacred Place chapter 11
    2010/11/22 - Wild and Horned Hermit chapter 3
    Winter

    2010/12/30-31 - Oriental Sacred Place chapter 12
    125/12/4th - (Kakashi Spirit Report) "Aliens From a Brightly Burning Ball of Fire?"
    Winter - Wild and Horned Hermit chapter 4
    Winter - Oriental Sacred Place chapter 13
    Spring (2011)

    Early spring - Wild and Horned Hermit chapter 5
    Season 126 (2011) - Year of Sun, Autumn, and Fire
    Spring

    Spring - Ten Desires
    Summer

    Early summer - Wild and Horned Hermit chapter 6
    Early summer - Oriental Sacred Place chapter 14
    126/6/5th - (Kakashi Spirit Report) "The Legend of the Veil Marriage Act"
    126/7/1st - (Bunbunmaru Newspaper) "A Savior for the Falsely Accused Victims?"
    Summer - Wild and Horned Hermit chapter 7
    Summer - Oriental Sacred Place chapter 15
    Autumn

    Autumn - Wild and Horned Hermit chapter 8
    Autumn - Oriental Sacred Place chapter 16
    126/10/4th - (Bunbunmaru Newspaper) "A New Trend in Youkai Music"
    Winter

    Winter - Wild and Horned Hermit chapter 9
    Winter - Oriental Sacred Place chapter 17
    126/12/4th - (Bunbunmaru Newspaper) "A New Business in the Busy Time at the End of The Year"
    Winter - Wild and Horned Hermit chapter 10
    Winter - Oriental Sacred Place chapter 18 (final)
    Winter - Symposium of Post-mysticism


    Season 127 (2012) - Year of Moon, Winter, and Water
    Spring

    Early spring - Wild and Horned Hermit chapter 11
    Late spring - Wild and Horned Hermit chapter 12
    Summer

    Summer - Wild and Horned Hermit chapter 13
    Autumn

    Autumn - Forbidden Scrollery chapter 1
    Winter

    December - Wild and Horned Hermit chapter 14
    December - Forbidden Scrollery chapters 2-3
    Winter - Forbidden Scrollery chapters 4-5
    January/February - Wild and Horned Hermit chapter 15
    Spring (2013)

    Early April - Wild and Horned Hermit chapter 16
    Early April - Forbidden Scrollery chapters 6-7


    Season 128 (2013) - Year of Star, Spring and Wood
    Spring

    May/June - Wild and Horned Hermit chapter 17
    Summer

    Summer - Forbidden Scrollery chapters 8-11
    Summer - Hopeless Masquerade
    Summer - Wild and Horned Hermit chapter 18

    Note: Chapters 10 and 11 of Forbidden Scrollery and Chapter 18 of Wild and Horned Hermit happen in the same time period as Hopeless Masquerade.
    Autumn

    Autumn - Wild and Horned Hermit Chapter 19
    Autumn - Double Dealing Character
  • More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.

    You like pushing yourself with your entertainment. I do not see a problem with that.

    :)
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    motels
  • More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
    Everything in anime is a penis metaphor. Big sword? Big hair? Big eyes? Big clothing accessories? Big personality? Big boobs? Any character who has any of these things has a giant penis and wants to use it. :D
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    big boobs do not count for that
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    >:(
  • “I'm surprised. Those clothes… but, aren't you…?”
    Miko said:

    Everything in anime is a penis metaphor. Big sword? Big hair? Big eyes? Big clothing accessories? Big personality? Big boobs? Any character who has any of these things has a giant penis and wants to use it. :D

    This would explain far too much about most series...
  • More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
    *hugs* ^_^
  • More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
    miko loves dogs :D
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
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