In Samuel Beckett's Waiting for Godot, several characters wear bowler hats. When asked about the meaning and symbolism of various elements of the play, Beckett responded that he was only sure of one thing - that when he conceived the characters, they should be wearing bowler hats.
im gonna write a play where a horse wearing a hat shits out a tramp with a limp and thats all that happens, and it will be called Peak Beckett
beckett is quite like ballard in that he seems to have a 'toolbox' for looking at the world and just uses the same tools to construct his own worlds. thats probably why both of them are in the relatively few authors who have an adjective, beckettian, ballardian. oh look a load of feral upper middle class professionals in a drained swimming pool, how ballardian
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
Bleh
Grandma's insurance company is refusing to give her a rental car until she gives them a copy of the police report
The police department still doesn't have the report ready two days after the accident because some of their officers are new and unfamiliar with Whitehall's procedures and the report had to be sent back for corrections
In the meantime, Grandma still needs a way to get to work, so it falls to me
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
Alternatively, a Religion check on bears provides the following:
DC15: Bears do not attend any continuous services of worship. They are ready to kill at all hours of the week.
DC20: They mysteriously vanish every winter, perhaps to give reverence to their perverse fertility goddess while gorging on the souls of men lost to famine.
DC25: Bear society has no visibly ordained clerics.
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
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They are red or perhaps argyle. Tomorrow they shall 8e plaid.
YNTKT
BLASPHEMY
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three point one four one five nine
*unflinching walks away while flipping hair all Vriskishly*
no
> Whoa, it's so weird having free
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> D
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> *
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> N
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> S
no
~starts singing to the Can-Can theme~
nononono nononono nononono nonoNO
nononono nononono nononono nononono
nononono nononono nononono nonoNO
nononono nononono nononono nonoNO
NO!!! NO!!! NO!!! NO!!!
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NO!!! NO!!! NO!!! NO!!!
nononono nonoNO
NO!!! NO!!! NO!!! NO!!!
nononono nonoNO
NO!!! NO!!! NO!!! NO!!!
nononono nononono nononono nononono nononono
NO!!! NO!!! NO!!! NO!!! NO!!! NO!!! NO!!! NO!!!
~starts headbanging and hand-waving as well~
YESSSS!!!!!
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YESSSS!!!!!
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YESSSS!!!!!
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YESSSS!!!!!
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Alternatively, a Religion check on bears provides the following:
did you know that? i was surprised to learn that
a good 'un
seems like itd be a lot more fitting than a bulldog these days
i wonder if they considered the implications or if they just htought hedgehogs were native and cute
yeah pretty much
i want cute animals dammit
also why is tumblr.com just a fucking login page this has bothered me since forever