The Trash Heap of the Heapers' Hangout

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  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    "that was a demo"
  • Obviously Demo was ripped off of Team Fortress 2ou.



  • Yarrun, if you're out there, give us a sign.
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    You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    Hahaha the extended protection plan on my phone was billed to Dad's debit card

    Said debit card was cancelled a few weeks ago after his card number was used for fraudulent purchases

    Here's to hoping nothing happens to my phone before he calls Best Buy and gives them his new card number!
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    Though TBH, I paid for the handset myself and wasn't going to get a protection plan

    Mom and Dad insisted on getting one for me and paying for it monthly

    It's a bit weird of them, but I certainly am not going to complain
  • If Central Avenue were a ghost, she would drop traffic signs on top of people who were looking for her.
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    Ghost Central Avenue would totally mess with people by changing the lettering on traffic signs

    "BOO: Next 5 Miles"
  • Ghost Central Avenue would totally mess with people by changing the lettering on traffic signs


    "BOO: Next 5 Miles"
    What about mile markers? Would they become blood markers!?!?

    OoOoOoO, It's spooky because it's blooooood.
  • More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
    I just want peace but I never get peace. There is no escape from being scolded and screamed at and blamed and commanded and insulted. I would complain more but I have some nice things and I have a future.
  • More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
    sometimes I want to die but then I remember Pyridrym is a thing
  • More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
    There is a sick irony in the fact that the person here who holds in the most burning anger is the person who is always being accused of being about to lose their temper. You know who doesn't fucking control themselves? Every other fucking person I have to listen to and deal with all day every day until the fucking house is empty. Fuck you too.
  • More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
    one day I will be kidnapped by Pyridrym and I will have peace and love and happiness :o
  • More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
    this is one of those days where from the very moment I wake up until everyone else finally runs out of steam and falls asleep, I am dealing with aggression. It is tiring and upsetting. I feel like I am a punching bag but whenever I say that, irl or on the internet, the response is always "no you deserve it."
  • More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
    angsty monologue
  • More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
    I hate this world so much omg. I envision it as a bunch of screaming violent animals climbing over each other and clawing each other and stepping on the weaker ones and fighting and killing so they can get the biggest share of the fruit. For the smaller and weaker animals, the only thing the crowd has for them is endless agony until the moment of their death, after which their corpses will still be used as tools and stepping stones until they rot away. Perhaps the remains are force fed to the other slaves to keep them just barely alive for as long as their functions are needed.
  • My dreams exceed my real life
    Miko said:

    I hate this world so much omg. I envision it as a bunch of screaming violent animals climbing over each other and clawing each other and stepping on the weaker ones and fighting and killing so they can get the biggest share of the fruit. For the smaller and weaker animals, the only thing the crowd has for them is endless agony until the moment of their death, after which their corpses will still be used as tools and stepping stones until they rot away. Perhaps the remains are force fed to the other slaves to keep them just barely alive for as long as their functions are needed.

    Cheer up, Miko.
  • More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
    Always, the biggest, fattest, strongest, meanest animals are the ones who kill and torture the most, and they do it without a second thought. In time they develop work forces and machines to do it for them, all to add more to a pile big enough to sustain them and their offspring for many generations to come.
  • i guess if you want to look at it that way.
  • i have always found it something of a blessing that most people, for better or for worse, are predisposed to contentment.

    of course, some of us are not.
  • More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
    I dunno this is the kind of world where people get thrown in furnaces until they die because of their heritage.
  • More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
    oh shit the house is empty looks like I can play touhou again
  • that is true, it happens from time to time.

    and we can do our best to stop it from happening, though we will not always succeed.
  • More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
    dogs <3
  • More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
    I want the world to be ruled by dogs!!!!!! :D omg miko loves doggies
  • More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
    mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm dogs omg
  • a world ruled by cats would be better.

    for every building would contain ideal places for noonday naps in the sun.
  • More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
    TOE HOE X: RETURN OF DAN MAKU AND THE FLYING LESBIANS
  • plus, i tend to find dogs must unpleasant.
  • My dreams exceed my real life
    There was at least one issue of pre-New 52 Voodoo written by Alan Moore.
  • you know, if Watchmen was a regular, non-graphic novel, it never would have recived any attention.
  • My dreams exceed my real life

    you know, if Watchmen was a regular, non-graphic novel, it never would have recived any attention.

    Cynicalnaney.
  • If Bioshock was a movie it would have been a garbage b-movie.
  • no man, think about it.
  • imagei will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch
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    for Miko
  • it's really strange how critics laud things in certain mediums that, if retold in another, would be seen as schlocky and artless.
  • imagei will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch

    you know, if Watchmen was a regular, non-graphic novel, it never would have recived any attention.

    this is likely true

    but might this be because the format allowed the mainstream to approach it without the usual prejudices with which comic books are approached?

    i'm not really into comic books, i just wonder
  • imagei will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch
    i would say Bioshock couldn't have worked in any other format, in any case

    the reason it hits so hard is because the protagonist is 'you'
  • My dreams exceed my real life

    If Bioshock was a movie it would have been a garbage b-movie.

    It will be a movie.

    In my dreams.
  • i meant like if Watchmen was a non-graphic novel, not if it was a comic book series.
  • My dreams exceed my real life
    I like Watchmen, but I am not Naney.
  • it's really strange how critics laud things in certain mediums that, if retold in another, would be seen as schlocky and artless.

    Mediums are different.

    This is why Super Meatboy is a good game but would make a terrible ice sculpture.
  • My dreams exceed my real life
    The medium is the message.
  • My dreams exceed my real life
    The content of a medium is only slightly more important than the graffiti on a bomb.
  • imagei will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch
    Watchmen was kind of about superheroes, so making it a comic made sense
  • imagei will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch
    Odradek said:

    The content of a medium is only slightly more important than the graffiti on a bomb.

    image
  • My dreams exceed my real life
    Formal Causation most important causation.
  • My dreams exceed my real life
    Sorry Naney, we do not allow people to have opinions here.
  • of course BioShock is one of those games that tries to be a movie so your point is not invalid there.

    I have never read Watchmen and probably won't ever.
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