You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
Must not...flash nightly CM builds...on my primary phone...
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
Time Zone Act 1 Time Zone Act 2 Boss: Egg Slicer Fender Zone Act 1 Fender Zone Act 2 Boss: Egg Poacher No Fly Zone Act 1 No Fly Zone Act 2 Boss: Egg Cosy Friend Zone Act 1 Friend Zone Act 2 Boss: Egg Tempera Strike Zone Act 1 Strike Zone Act 2 Boss: Egg Whisk Brillouin Zone Act 1 Brillouin Zone Act 2 Boss: Egg Sbenedict Forward Lookup Zone Act 1 Forward Lookup Zone Act 2 Final Boss: Egg Plant
(note: an 8th zone, the Erogenous Zone, was cut from the finished game due to an executive veto)
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
In this scenario Anonus is the girl and I'm the hypocritical asshole Richie
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
I tried making some Centralia route shields:
It's supposed to be a crown but it looks more like you're looking at the number through curtains.
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
Ok, attempt 2:
tweaked the crown shape and the dimensions a bit, and colored it in a way that suggests "gold":
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
mindsnot asked: These pages are really depressing me. This comic was so popular with kids (somehow?!?!), but as far as power fantasies go, having all the money in the world to buy anything is either the most vulgar and unimaginative thing a kid could think of, or worse, the most pragmatic fantasy that no child should be reduced ("Please, I wish I didn't have to worry about money").
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
This is kind of hilarious on multiple levels
The Rich family has so many staff members that when Richie sees someone he doesn't recognize, he assumes he works for him
This would-be thief got into the mansion despite the estate apparently having its own police force
Richie is too goddamn lazy to carry his own bags of cash to the vault
His first thought when he knocks someone out is to call the police instead of an ambulance
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
Why would the ice cream truck driver be giving Richie money instead of the other way around?
Why did the ice cream guy have a wad of cash in a popsicle wrapper?
If it was wrapped up, how did the ice cream man know which one was actually money and not sweets?
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
Oh right I was giving away imaginary luxury sedans, wasn't I
*tosses Nohay and Naney car keys*
*tosses Bunny car keys too, because fuck the taxpayers, the money's all MINE*
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
Credit where it's due; I was actually copypasting them from the Occupy Richie Rich blog on Tumblr
There was a WordPress blog somewhere that had the comics themselves...perhaps I could grab a couple of those and add my own snark
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
I know the feeling.
My baby sister is 14...feels very weird sometimes.
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6TH NOVEMBER 2013
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mindsnot asked: These pages are really depressing me. This comic was so popular with kids (somehow?!?!), but as far as power fantasies go, having all the money in the world to buy anything is either the most vulgar and unimaginative thing a kid could think of, or worse, the most pragmatic fantasy that no child should be reduced ("Please, I wish I didn't have to worry about money").
seriously.
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Keep posting them.
Today, she's twelve and she loves books, drawing, cardboard boxes, and stupid awful Disney Tweenybopper sitcoms.