The Trash Heap of the Heapers' Hangout

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  • image Wee yea erra chs hymmnos mea.
    There is nothing here.
    Why are you still reading?
    Give up.
    Still nothing.
    All the nothings in the world.
    So as I pray, unlimited nothing works.
    Stop.
    Please. For your sanity.
    Stopstopstopstopstopstopstopstopstopstopstopstopstopstopstopstop.
    STOP.

  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    @Alice: I totally hit Edit on that one to see if you added an HTML comment as well

  • Speaking of country. I heard this on the bus ride to school today, and lemme tell you, I can endure most bad pop-country with a straight face but I found myself unable to not scowl when I heard this.

    He like a frickin country Avril Lavigne.
  • Kexruct said:

    I made a discovery on the trip to Pennsylvania.


    I actually kind of like the Dixie Chicks. They're certainly one of the better country groups I've heard.

    #possiblefaintpraise
    :old redneck voice: they's unamerican
  • Honestly, the guy he's describing (especially because of the video) sounds like a really nice boyfriend whereas the singer sounds like a pompous, condescending twit.
  • I misstated, I knew they were Adidas but i was unsure of the exact make

    http://www.ecbuy24.com/adidas-originals-jeremy-scott-womens-shoes-pink-yellow-blue

    aaaand here they are!
  • edited 2013-12-05 23:19:08
    image Wee yea erra chs hymmnos mea.

    @Alice: I totally hit Edit on that one to see if you added an HTML comment as well

    That's too nerdy, even for me.
  • The sadness will last forever.
    soap box
  • I am the clothes figuring-outing master
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    country music, ha ha ha

    noise pollution for rednecks
  • No but seriously listen to that song.
  • The sadness will last forever.
    most country music is lame
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    Kexruct said:

    No but seriously listen to that song.

    no
  • The sadness will last forever.
    soapbox killers
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    MADGE IT'S NOT MERELY PHYSICAL
  • Pillows said:

    Kexruct said:

    No but seriously listen to that song.

    no
    Please.

    No one ever shares my pain :(
  • image Wee yea erra chs hymmnos mea.
    Substitute
    Pain Split
    Hypnosis
    Shadow Ball
  • if i wanted to endure pain equivalent to a country song i would have my significant other beat me upside the head or something
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    image

    Well played.
  • The sadness will last forever.
    fried octopus
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    dude, I am listening to We're Only In It for the Money, one of the greatest classic of all classic albums

    I am not going to stop it for some cringe-inducing country vomit
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022

    I am the clothes figuring-outing master

    Together we can solve any crime, as long as a water bottle and an article of clothing are two key clues!
  • imagei will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch
    the Dixie Chicks are decent

    the song you posted is meh

    not horrendous, just meh
  • I mean, listening to it a second time I guess it's one of two things:

    1. Terrible, terrible "I'm so much better for you than him!" crap
    2. An almost sorta-kinda parody of it, but one that runs in to the same problem that Girlfriend did where it didn't go far enough parodying it for it to seem like the singer really "got" how stupid the subject was.

    Neither outcome is particularly favorable.
  • image Wee yea erra chs hymmnos mea.
    List of things more painful than playing as Eve in The Binding of Isaac:
  • The sadness will last forever.
    david
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    velvet valleys and a sapphire sea
  • The sadness will last forever.
    poor explanations is what i do 
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    thinking about eyebrows again
  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat

    I tried a Google reverse image search to see if I could find a higher resolution copy, but it didn't find any


    If only we had the CSI technology that lets us zoom in on the label and get something other than a blob of pixels
    You want me to go bug CBS's licensing division? I know they've been hiding that technology from us for years :P
  • List of things more painful than playing as Eve in The Binding of Isaac:

    • Playing as Samson in The Binding of Isaac
    ftfy
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    @AU: I laughed.
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    I now have two hit records on the charts, but it has not made me any money
  • image Wee yea erra chs hymmnos mea.

    List of things more painful than playing as Eve in The Binding of Isaac:

    • Playing as Samson in The Binding of Isaac
    ftfy
    Samson can kill things. Eve cannot. QED.
  • The sadness will last forever.
    i don't wanna know what love is

    don't show me

    running away
  • i have had way better luck killing things as eve than as samson
  • strfkr

    i'm scared to write out their full name because I feel like it betrays my self-imposed "no f-bombs on the internet" rule
  • The sadness will last forever.
    ellen and eve sitting on a tree
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    do you think that I creep in the night and sleep in a phone booth
  • The sadness will last forever.
    bees 4 change
  • The sadness will last forever.
    oinking humans
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
  • imagei will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch
    Tre said:

    strfkr


    i'm scared to write out their full name because I feel like it betrays my self-imposed "no f-bombs on the internet" rule
    Starfucker is their real name tho, so it's cool

    otherwise saying Scunthorpe would be swearing

    ok maybe it doesn't work like that but it should

    otherwise it's the kind of thing that makes being a teenager who is no longer too sensitive to listen to bands with profanity in their names, but still regards profanity as somewhat taboo, difficult
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
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  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    this album is disturbing me, now

    in an awesome way
  • The sadness will last forever.
    rose bunny
  • image Wee yea erra chs hymmnos mea.
    FLICK?
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    holy leprechauns

    it's almost midnight
  • The sadness will last forever.
    delicious data
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