The Trash Heap of the Heapers' Hangout

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  • The sadness will last forever.
    don don don don don don don don don don don don don don don don don don don don don don
  • 90 dollars is more than i would be willing to spend on video games
  • imagei will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch
    if JZ were Junie B. Jones wouldn't all the ponies on this site have driven her away?
  • The sadness will last forever.
    dur poe knees
  • imagei will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch
    do you wanna get stompled?
  • imagei will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch
    besides, JZ already posted a picture

    image
  • imagei will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch
    although on closer inspection that's KZ
  • More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.

    Confession: My mental image of JZ is a grown-up Junie B. Jones

    me too :o
  • Smee, Maiman, Doktar, Pavelier, Button-Lee, Juan Ovyu

    image

    lol

  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    My favorite picture of Junie B. Jones is her mugshot
  • More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
    aww yeah procrastinating employment stuff and buying video games
  • More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
    actually that is simplifying the situation. lol my life is still a clusterfuck
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    I only play games I can get for free
  • imagei will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch
    i don't need to buy games, my brother lets me play his
  • "gaming journalism" is the only thing in the universe that is a bigger crock of shit than video games themselves.
  • The sadness will last forever.
    good video gaming journalism is a oxymoron
  • imagei will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch
    there are good games
  • "gaming journalism" is the only thing in the universe that is a bigger crock of shit than video games themselves.

    that seems awfully rude.

    not that there aren't terrible gaming journalism websites but there are good ones too.
  • The sadness will last forever.
    free video games are awesome
  • Tachyon said:

    there are good games

    nerrrrrrrrrd

    (*gives you a wedgie and absconds with all your lunch money*)
  • Miko said:

    Kexruct said:

    So, this may be a bit late but why did everyone spontaneously decide to be extremely concerned about my privacy the other day?

    Future employers, future educational institutions, future friends... future *you* pretending those things never happened... you know.
    What makes you think employers or schools will know I'm Kexruct? I haven't said my last name ever or anything.

    I don't get ashamed of sharing personal stuff. Just saying stupid things.
  • I mean it's hypothetically possible for someone to reverse-image search pictures you've posted here and find out that you use this site, but that's pretty unlikely.
  • Smee, Maiman, Doktar, Pavelier, Button-Lee, Juan Ovyu

    image

    lul

  • Man by that logic TotalBiscuit is the only game journalist, because he doesn't like any video games. At all.
  • imagei will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch
    damn straight i'm a nerd

    joke's on you, i don't carry lunch money
  • imagei will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch
    (goes home and cries for hours)
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022

    Queen City

    WELCOMES YOU
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    what, no

    why did "queen city" get tiny
  • imagei will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch
    *attempts to conceal bulldozer and look innocent*
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    OMINOUS MUSIC
  • Honestly, Kotaku isn't all that bad, but people have an annoying habit of picking out the fluff pieces and acting like they're indicative of the entire website. Every news website has fluff. 
  • More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
    What makes you think employers or schools will know I'm Kexruct? I haven't said my last name ever or anything.

    I don't get ashamed of sharing personal stuff. Just saying stupid things.
    Some bullies are as meticulous as they are persistent. On the internet, even the narrowest string can be followed.

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    lul

    i have never heard of this Ben Kuchera person before but it is evident from this screencap alone that his parents should never have been allowed to simultaneously exist in the same reality
  • Then I'll go by my first name on applications.
  • More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
    Miko watches Zelda, part 500: Twilight Princess is super
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    lul

    i have never heard of this Ben Kuchera person before but it is evident from this screencap alone that his parents should never have been allowed to simultaneously exist in the same reality
    I know you are, as always, being facetious but uh

    this seems a bit extreme
  • More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
    can't wait for my shmups to arrive aaaaaa (also I still want to beat 5 more Touhou games on Lunatic and then beat eXceed 3rd's hard mode and then beat the Kamui world record and then fail some more at CAVE games on MAME and also maybe one day beat Hellsinker but lol that is a chore)
  • More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
    I got killed within the first second of Starbound's fist scripted battle, true story. The enemy sprite wasn't even fully formed yet before it collided with me and one-shotted my char. 'Tis depressing, alas. But it's still in beta so w/e.
  • More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
    Pillows I'm bored fondle my boobs
  • Smee, Maiman, Doktar, Pavelier, Button-Lee, Juan Ovyu
    Kexruct said:

    Honestly, Kotaku isn't all that bad, but people have an annoying habit of picking out the fluff pieces and acting like they're indicative of the entire website. Every news website has fluff. 

    What I posted isn't what I would call fluff. It was them purposefully ignoring this article and calling it nonsense while calling a report on the gifts they got from a major videogame publisher "good gaming journalism"
  • Smee, Maiman, Doktar, Pavelier, Button-Lee, Juan Ovyu
    Why do I always insist on getting on arguments when it's late and I'm feeling sleepy
  • My dreams exceed my real life

    Man by that logic TotalBiscuit is the only game journalist, because he doesn't like any video games. At all.

    He liked Vessel.
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    Miko said:

    Pillows I'm bored fondle my boobs

    *shrug* ok. *fondles*

    they are very nice
  • Smee, Maiman, Doktar, Pavelier, Button-Lee, Juan Ovyu
    By the way that's an edited version of the article because the previous one namedropped some journalists and it got Eurogamer in trouble. 
  • Kexruct said:

    Honestly, Kotaku isn't all that bad, but people have an annoying habit of picking out the fluff pieces and acting like they're indicative of the entire website. Every news website has fluff. 

    What I posted isn't what I would call fluff. It was them purposefully ignoring this article and calling it nonsense while calling a report on the gifts they got from a major videogame publisher "good gaming journalism"
    im googling shit about this

    best entertainment all night thank
  • More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
    Pillows said:

    Miko said:

    Pillows I'm bored fondle my boobs

    *shrug* ok. *fondles*

    they are very nice
    You are very nice. ^_^ *hugs*
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    *hugs*

    Miko what is the best shmup ever
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    4 January 1999

    As we all expected, it snowed heavily overnight. God bless those volunteers, though, they showed up anyway! Of course, with it being so cold and icy, there haven't been many guests today, so I took the liberty of taking the volunteers on an extended tour of the museum. They quite enjoyed learning of all the little secrets and oddities Leslie and I have discovered over the years.

    Something odd, though--I wanted to get some snapshots of the volunteers, but upon retrieving my camera from my office I found the film had been removed. It's very strange...Leslie is the only other person with a key to this office, but what would she want with a half-used roll of film? Thankfully, one of the volunteers went to the drugstore down the block and picked up a single-use camera for the day. I'll have to inform security about the apparent theft.
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    CHRISTMAS EVE BITCHES
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