(deer here have basically no predators, as we drove wolves and cougars and other predators from the mountains and people really try to avoid driving in the winter (busses are invaluable, invaluable, invaluable). These dang deer eat all your plants and rub down all your trees and poop everywhere and strut around like they own the frigging place.)
Why I, a crocodilian, am not eating said deers: I prefer Gazelle. Also, cold outside.
What would happen if I opened the door and popped a balloon?
i don't know, but that would be mean
Not gonna try it.
You city-folk who don't live right next to a big old alfalfa field might not know this, but deer can be frigging scary. Those are powerful legs. This is a creature that will jump a twelve-foot fence like it was nothing. Antler-stabbing is not a desirable experience (except for the deer, I guess).
Us Crocodilians are unmatched in our swamps (except for hippos, which are the most terrifying creatures to ever exist) but in a snow-covered valley, it's too cold to chase the deer. We aren't known for being the chasing type of predator.
Also, I can't hop a twelve-foot fence from solid ground. Need a puddle (not necessarily of water) to get up momentum. Not sure if could make it that high. Insufficient amount of non-frozen puddles deep enough for momentum.
Let's see you preform well out of your element. Let's see a lion be an apex predator thirty five feet under water.
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
I guess you'll have to wait until Mojave comes around and then ask her for money. But really, I don't think she has all that much money to spare. Why not say "Gimme pillows' money".
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
i wanna be rich and i want lots of money i don't care about clever, i don't care about funny i want loads of clothes, and fuckloads of diamonds i heard people die while they're trying to find them
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
JZ: Not bad. I just registered for classes for spring semester...I'm finally going to take my first engineering class!
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Confession: My mental image of JZ is a grown-up Junie B. Jones
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Wondering how long until baby able to walk (herd will probably leave then).
it's existed at least since the early 1940s
and before that it was 'hepster'
(deer here have basically no predators, as we drove wolves and cougars and other predators from the mountains and people really try to avoid driving in the winter (busses are invaluable, invaluable, invaluable). These dang deer eat all your plants and rub down all your trees and poop everywhere and strut around like they own the frigging place.)
Why I, a crocodilian, am not eating said deers: I prefer Gazelle. Also, cold outside.
crocodilians, i'm given to understand, do not like the cold
deer over here are also prone to eating our plants; they have no predators here since we killed them all long ago
You city-folk who don't live right next to a big old alfalfa field might not know this, but deer can be frigging scary. Those are powerful legs. This is a creature that will jump a twelve-foot fence like it was nothing. Antler-stabbing is not a desirable experience (except for the deer, I guess).
Us Crocodilians are unmatched in our swamps (except for hippos, which are the most terrifying creatures to ever exist) but in a snow-covered valley, it's too cold to chase the deer. We aren't known for being the chasing type of predator.
Also, I can't hop a twelve-foot fence from solid ground. Need a puddle (not necessarily of water) to get up momentum. Not sure if could make it that high. Insufficient amount of non-frozen puddles deep enough for momentum.
Let's see you preform well out of your element. Let's see a lion be an apex predator thirty five feet under water.
Doe, a deer, a delicious deer, unless you're vegetarian.
I don't mean to sound like that blobbyface guy from the Grimdark comic that inspired Comic Sans at all.
However, i imagine the deer might be somewhat larger where you live. Ours are voracious, but quite timid.
Rozzy, Mojave can't hear you.
HEY MOJAVE CAN
no.
I guess you'll have to wait until Mojave comes around and then ask her for money. But really, I don't think she has all that much money to spare. Why not say "Gimme pillows' money".
Bookersted is my city
but i am not a permanent resident there
I was born in a city but have never lived in one. What does that make me?
Aliroz: I want everyone's money
-hands over all my money-
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Wait a minute! Would you please give it back? Oh, okay then.
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Wait a minute!
and am currently living in a university town
i don't care about clever, i don't care about funny
i want loads of clothes, and fuckloads of diamonds
i heard people die while they're trying to find them
CA: Hey! How's stuff going?
Also, it would be strange if she wasn't excited for this time of the year.
CA: Awesome!