The cat grinned, its sharp fangs gleaming in the flickering light of the oil lamp. "Ya know what kid? I like ya. So hows about I make ya a deal?" "..." "Never were talkative, were ya? Well, let's see, how do I put this? Us demons, we need souls to live. ...Don't look at me like that, you eat animals, don'tcha? Anyways, enough about you. As I was sayin', souls. Problem is, eating 'em just doesn't last that long. But we can also merge with 'em, and that lasts a whole lot longer. So, the deal. Ya let me take ya soul, and I'll let your friends go. Ya follow?" "..." "Come on, it's a hell of a deal, and I ain't going to stand around waitin' for an answer forever, ya know." The boy hesitated, then nodded, quietly. "Great, great! Now just hold still a moment. Oh, by the way, you'll still be conscious in there, ya dig? Don't worry though, I'll keep ya nice and safe." The cat lunged at the boy abruptly, its claw passing right through his abdomen. The boy collapsed on the floor, unmoving. "And it's done! Now, time ta snack on your buddies. After all, ain't nothing like a bit of despair to brighten up a guy's day. Hey hey, no point complaining in there. I'm a demon, afta all."
You know, I never really belonged here anyway, and so IJBM could be my place to post. Sort of my own little forum, with nobody to disagree with me or tell me no.
So yeah, anyone know any other abandoned forums I could use as my place to post without anyone responding?
It is one of the original arrangements of Non-Stop's Primetime News.
It is almost 20 years old. It was updated in 2006 along with most of its siblings; the new cuts have the "Hollywood" sound, and AFAIK have only been used by KOIN in Portland, OR.
You know sometimes I wonder what makes us get "obsessed" with the things we do.
I was thinking about this the other day after I saw an appraiser on Storage Wars who enthusiastically rambled about different types of watches before telling the buyer they bought a fake.
I used to find it weird that a "kid" liked things he deemed "adult". Then as I got older, I found they weren't "adult" but they were simply not normal.
Also, I found some weird glitch: I was reading the old pages of this thread, ended back here, and then clicked out and was greeted with "27 new" under this thread.
I think I pretty much always knew that my interests were simply not normal, mainly because neither the kids nor adults I knew found them interesting.
I remember being very confused as a child whenever I had to explain the difference between state and US routes (or US and Interstate routes) to an adult, as I assumed such a thing would be common knowledge among anyone who drove regularly.
Also Vanilla seems very glitchy for something that's been around as long as it has.
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"Ya know what kid? I like ya. So hows about I make ya a deal?"
"..."
"Never were talkative, were ya? Well, let's see, how do I put this? Us demons, we need souls to live. ...Don't look at me like that, you eat animals, don'tcha? Anyways, enough about you. As I was sayin', souls. Problem is, eating 'em just doesn't last that long. But we can also merge with 'em, and that lasts a whole lot longer. So, the deal. Ya let me take ya soul, and I'll let your friends go. Ya follow?"
"..."
"Come on, it's a hell of a deal, and I ain't going to stand around waitin' for an answer forever, ya know."
The boy hesitated, then nodded, quietly.
"Great, great! Now just hold still a moment. Oh, by the way, you'll still be conscious in there, ya dig? Don't worry though, I'll keep ya nice and safe."
The cat lunged at the boy abruptly, its claw passing right through his abdomen. The boy collapsed on the floor, unmoving.
"And it's done! Now, time ta snack on your buddies. After all, ain't nothing like a bit of despair to brighten up a guy's day. Hey hey, no point complaining in there. I'm a demon, afta all."
As soon as I'm allowed at IJBM, the place is dead and you guys go over to HH.
I GUESS THIS MAKES IJBM MY PERSONAL PLAYGROUND NOW.
^ They're pretty big on an actual computer, too, at least compared to the ones I'm used to for a forum like this.
I love them.
Though for some reason it's probably the one I like best.
So yeah, anyone know any other abandoned forums I could use as my place to post without anyone responding?
BRILLINAT! That'll keep 'em out.
-does weird dance, which is especially weird on a quadruped with a tail and only semierect legs-
I have a habit of phrasing things weirdly
Tachyon is just quoting the first pages of this thread until he gets to page 4000. We're going to have a rerun, a review of this entire thread.
It's probably my favorite obsession, too, if only because I have a best friend and an entire fandom to share it with. You and me both.
Though right now I'm watching the latest episode of Penn & Teller: Fool Us. I like stage magic.
(If anyone asks, I had a friend in the UK record it and then throw the tape across the Atlantic Ocean)
like wearing MC Hammer pants or mom jeans or something I guess.
I've had a few of my own lately and I am not sure how to get rid of them other than by distracting myself.
(not the same WBRZ music, but in fact Gari's Pride Inside)
Why does jcbD make me feel good?
It is almost 20 years old. It was updated in 2006 along with most of its siblings; the new cuts have the "Hollywood" sound, and AFAIK have only been used by KOIN in Portland, OR.
I was thinking about this the other day after I saw an appraiser on Storage Wars who enthusiastically rambled about different types of watches before telling the buyer they bought a fake.
Also, I found some weird glitch: I was reading the old pages of this thread, ended back here, and then clicked out and was greeted with "27 new" under this thread.
I remember being very confused as a child whenever I had to explain the difference between state and US routes (or US and Interstate routes) to an adult, as I assumed such a thing would be common knowledge among anyone who drove regularly.
Also Vanilla seems very glitchy for something that's been around as long as it has.
Anyways, I think I'm gonna head to bed now. Good night.