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  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    The other day I had a dream where our dishwasher was malfunctioning and caught on fire and I had to use the fire extinguisher Mother keeps under the kitchen sink.

    You needed to know this.
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    I'M 21
  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    HAPPY BIRTHDAY
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    Thanks!
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    And that's when Peter Pan and the letter Q decided to run away to Philadelphia

    THE END
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    Did they turn out good?
  • edited 2011-08-10 02:21:21
    You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    So now I'm thinking that "Big Shy Country" is one of the less creative things my dreams have come up with.
  • Anonus: eat cereal.
    I actually thought "okay!" and did so right after reading this. Even though it wasn't directed at me.

    You Needed To Yuri This
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    I'd eat cereal, but I'm not sure there's any here I'd want to eat.
  • In a Big Shy Country dreams stay with you like a lover's voice fires the mountainside
  • stay aliiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiive
  • Yes, they were very good, actually. They're snickerdoodles.
  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    almonds
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    ^ aisle 10
  • cyanide smells like bitter almonds

    tru fact
  • edited 2011-08-10 03:04:14
    I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
     but they also make good meals.
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    Is it anorak time yet
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    so pretty.
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    I want to go to a department store.
  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    I see the desires to go places at strange times has returned.
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    Yeah, I guess it has.
  • edited 2011-08-10 03:48:24
    You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    How ugly
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
  • edited 2011-08-10 04:41:34
    I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    Reading old original Trash Heap posts makes me want to ramble about typefaces. Except I have nothing to say now.
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    I know how you feel.

    I came up on a thing where we were talking about Candy Valley and I was like "huh, we haven't talked about Candy Valley in a while!" but I had nothing to say.

    Also I'm letting this Troper Tales thing stress me out more than it probably should.
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    Go away gender dysphoria, this is my birthday and I will NOT let you ruin it for me
  • edited 2011-08-10 04:47:59
    I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    :(

    And go away probably-OCD, this is his/her birthday and I need to stay happy for their sake. And mine.

    (I keep hyperventilating over stupid things)
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    What's annoying is it comes and goes. I'll be fine for hours and hours at a time and then I get some little reminder--something stupid that reminds me I'm not female--and it comes back.

    I'm trying not to let it bother me. Looking at Disney Princesses on Tumblr has seemed to help, somehow.
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    I think I'm lapsing back into Princess-obsessed mode
  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    Soon you will be Belle again?
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    No. I must stay with ponies.

    That's how this works, you see.
  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    I feel weird not using them, at least on TVT and its offshoots.
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    I feel weird not using them, at least on TVT and its offshoots.
    That's where it mostly is for me, too. Almost everywhere else (including Tumblr) I have a US 40 shield instead.

    Though I have Twilight on my Twitter, and have since I opened the account, and right now I have Pinkie Pie as my YouTube avatar, though I change that one more frequently than I used to.
  • I just noticed that cute thingy has different colored eyes.

    Awwwwwwwwwwwwww.
  • TUMUT CREW REPRESENT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! tumut
    *Gnaws*
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    Which is better?
    image image
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    The second one. I can't abide that "PENNA." stuff.
  • If I was driving, I wouldn't notice the period, then I'd read my map and realize there's no such state as Penna, then I'd realize I was in a dream, then I'd jump out of my car so I could fly, then I'd get ran over and cause a fifty car pileup because it wasn't a dream and the signmakers were just lazy.
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    For some reason both "PENNA." and "PENNSYLVANIA" were used on real-life shields back in the day, though "PENNSYLVANIA" seems slightly more common.

    Also, I had to abbreviate this one, because the full name simply will not fit:
    image
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    West Virginia...you could've just put "INCEST"
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    So I was at the Massey's Pizza in Reynoldsburg earlier.

    Instead of a regular menu board, they have their menu on four flat-panel HDTV's above the counter. It's weird.
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    I'm very bored
  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    I should look at anoraky stuff.
  • 2000 get?

    2000 get.
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    Wow, it's after 4 AM and I didn't even realize it.
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