You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
You better watch out
You better not cry
You better not pout
I'm tellin' you why!
THE GRIZZLY BEARS ARE ON THEIR WAY
Run, now!
It's too late for your family, but if you run...you can be an orphan!
i wonder... it's possible McDonald's is nicer in the US than the UK, thinking about it
like how Cadbury chocolate is supposed to be nicer in the UK than in America, or how Guinness is said to be best in Ireland
i guess that is a possibility.
over here they've been focusing on this slightly sub-starbucks McCafe thing for a while now because nobody goes out to eat and grabs crappy food anymore
the Carol of the Bells sounds kind of sinister to me, for some reason
it has this kind of urgency to it
also the song that it comes from
The song is based on a traditional folk chant whose language was thought to have magical properties. The original traditional Ukrainian text used a device known as hemiola in the rhythm (alternating the accents within each measure from 3/4 to 6/8 and back again). The chant based on an ostinato four-note pattern within the range of a minor third is thought to be of prehistoric origins and was associated with the coming New Year which in Ukraine before the introduction of Christianity was originally celebrated in April.
Yeah, once again that writer mixes an alright message with a bad presentation. Yes, commercialism and overstimulated short attention spans are not conductive to contemplation. But really, as much as the Christmas season annoys me, I'm content to at least think that "humanity in high definition" is a much better creature than you give it credit for. If you're going to be cynical about stuff, mister Writer guy, why should I want to read your articles. There are other people who could write the message you wrote, but without the cynicism and misanthropy.
Yeah, once again that writer mixes an alright message with a bad presentation. Yes, commercialism and overstimulated short attention spans are not conductive to contemplation. But really, as much as the Christmas season annoys me, I'm content to at least think that "humanity in high definition" is a much better creature than you give it credit for. If you're going to be cynical about stuff, mister Writer guy, why should I want to read your articles. There are other people who could write the message you wrote, but without the cynicism and misanthropy.
Yeah, once again that writer mixes an alright message with a bad presentation. Yes, commercialism and overstimulated short attention spans are not conductive to contemplation. But really, as much as the Christmas season annoys me, I'm content to at least think that "humanity in high definition" is a much better creature than you give it credit for. If you're going to be cynical about stuff, mister Writer guy, why should I want to read your articles. There are other people who could write the message you wrote, but without the cynicism and misanthropy.
Your bugs are antinatalism's features.
Aliroz: I'll change YOUR features -hacks at Antinatalists-
Antinatalists: Life is overrated anyway.
Aliroz: Hmm. Seems that simple hacking won't work. Then it appears that we've got to string these ANs up in an invariant loop.
-gets out lasso and lasso skills I totally have from redneck heritage-
Antinatalists: ha! We have secret untying technology.
Antinatalist: We can untie ourselves, and escape. Right, guys!
-Aforementioned-Rope's-Clove-Hitch: I'm a frayed knot.
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
Hanna-Barber-9's: the cereal for the Android user in all of us
Odradek, I know the real you is in there somewhere! And if he can hear me, then I've got one thing to say: I won't let you become the very thing you sought to destroy.
I will become EVEN STRONGER and become the world's greatest somethingorother! -high pitched scream-
-credits roll, ending episode one of Antinatalism: The Hot-blooded Anime.
Yeah, but at least we got a humbugging antinatalist shark in a christmas hat out of it, and I got to use my "frayed knot" joke, and I've been waiting for an excuse to say that I'll become the "world's greatest somethingorother".
Oh crap, now I'm imagining an antinatalist shark version of It's a Wonderful Life. Like, the angel (who is also a shark because come on) tries to show him how different the world would be if he had never been born, but AS keeps insisting that all the changes are for the better or neutral at worst.
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certainly not for eating
in that both are unpleasant
i've never seen one
are they that bad?
like how Cadbury chocolate is supposed to be nicer in the UK than in America, or how Guinness is said to be best in Ireland
although i haven't been in a McDonald's in months, so if it only arrived here recently i wouldn't know
cool!
Agreed. It's like thunder, primal and powerful.
Good night!
Antinatalists: Life is overrated anyway.
Aliroz: Hmm. Seems that simple hacking won't work. Then it appears that we've got to string these ANs up in an invariant loop.
-gets out lasso and lasso skills I totally have from redneck heritage-
Antinatalists: ha! We have secret untying technology.
Antinatalist: We can untie ourselves, and escape. Right, guys!
-Aforementioned-Rope's-Clove-Hitch: I'm a frayed knot.
I will become EVEN STRONGER and become the world's greatest somethingorother! -high pitched scream-
-credits roll, ending episode one of Antinatalism: The Hot-blooded Anime.
I always rooted for Nag and Nagaina and the little brown snake in that story.
Yeah, but at least we got a humbugging antinatalist shark in a christmas hat out of it, and I got to use my "frayed knot" joke, and I've been waiting for an excuse to say that I'll become the "world's greatest somethingorother".
RESURGAM.
D;)}|>
Night, Tachyon.
either way, somebody had to die
if the snakes hadn't attacked, Rikki-Tikki-Tavi would still presumably have killed them