Krelborn The Angry Alien Chef: I would, but you humans are extremely picky eaters. I mean, you're all "I only eat carbon-based substances, none of that mercury or silicon stuff".
Maybe if you had stayed with your fellow oxy-breathers, we wouldn't be having this problem.
I try and I try, but noooo, Oxy-breathers never appreciate my fine cooking.
Here! Have some dichlorodiphenyltrichloroethane, it's delicious.
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
I can't decide whether yield signs in Centralia should say "YIELD" or "GIVE WAY"
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
My phone runs faster on the rooted stock rom but got better battery life with CyanogenMod.
Which is more important to me? Choices, choices...
So, apparently, a long time ago, there were these people in the Cigar/Cigarette/Smoking industry, and they figured out how to make Tomatoes that produced Nicotine. They planned to sell these tomatoes to major food industries; and thus I don't know what their plan was, actually.
So, Tomatoes in everything. Spaghetti, Pizza, Ketchup, Campbell's Tomato Soup, heck, Tomatoes are a huge crop, all over the place.
In having Tomatoes that would get people addicted, major advantage over other people who grew tomatoes.
And Tomatoes are good for you, I mean, who would go around telling you not to eat such a nice vegetable/fruit (Botanically a fruit, Culinary-wise a vegetable).
Dunno why it never happened. Maybe the government got involved, or a private investigator figured it out and stopped them from doing this evil scheme, or something.
Compare and contrast this possibility with Marijuana...
Or maybe I just made that thing with the tomatoes up. I dunno. Whatever.
WAIT A MINUTE! I'M ADDICTED TO AIR. I CAN'T STOP INGESTING AIR.
In AA1, the culprit was a prosecutor (and a police chief in the DS final case). In AA2, it was your client. In AA3, it was an attorney-turned-prosecutor. In AA4, it was an attorney. In AA5, it was the detective.
This leaves us with the following culprit possibilities: One of the three PCs. The Judge. The victim. The assistant. All of these are horrifying to consider. Especially ol' Udgey. :<
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Maybe if you had stayed with your fellow oxy-breathers, we wouldn't be having this problem.
I try and I try, but noooo, Oxy-breathers never appreciate my fine cooking.
Here! Have some dichlorodiphenyltrichloroethane, it's delicious.
that's not a herbicide, so i guess it's ok
Oh well. At least we have something to feed the next oxy-breather that comes.
I swear, it didn't even pay for the dichlorodiphenyltrichloroethane; and I had to have that imported.
Oh, mister person-who-made-this-poster, now you're going all Sentiocentrist on us?
ALGAE HAVE FEELINGS TOO, YA KNOW.
Oh, wait, THEY DON'T.
BUT THEY STILL HAVE VALUE.
Lichen are fascinating creatures.
Dang biocentric people, rocks are awesome!
So, Tomatoes in everything. Spaghetti, Pizza, Ketchup, Campbell's Tomato Soup, heck, Tomatoes are a huge crop, all over the place.
In having Tomatoes that would get people addicted, major advantage over other people who grew tomatoes.
And Tomatoes are good for you, I mean, who would go around telling you not to eat such a nice vegetable/fruit (Botanically a fruit, Culinary-wise a vegetable).
Dunno why it never happened. Maybe the government got involved, or a private investigator figured it out and stopped them from doing this evil scheme, or something.
Compare and contrast this possibility with Marijuana...
Or maybe I just made that thing with the tomatoes up. I dunno. Whatever.
WAIT A MINUTE! I'M ADDICTED TO AIR. I CAN'T STOP INGESTING AIR.
*regenerates*
In AA1, the culprit was a prosecutor (and a police chief in the DS final case). In AA2, it was your client. In AA3, it was an attorney-turned-prosecutor. In AA4, it was an attorney. In AA5, it was the detective.
This leaves us with the following culprit possibilities: One of the three PCs. The Judge. The victim. The assistant. All of these are horrifying to consider. Especially ol' Udgey. :<
^ It just can't be the judge! That would be so awful.
3.5 m
*facepalms at myself*
i can't check cause i am in the library rn
It's because he used to be married to Jenny McCarthy, I think.