The Trash Heap of the Heapers' Hangout

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  • imagei will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch
    FEED ME KRELBORN, FEED ME NOW!
  • edited 2013-12-02 13:18:05
    ...And even when your hope is gone
    move along, move along, just to make it through
    (2015 self)
    Tachyon said:

    i'm hungry

    feed me

    Krelborn The Angry Alien Chef:  I would, but you humans are extremely picky eaters.  I mean, you're all "I only eat carbon-based substances, none of that mercury or silicon stuff".

    Maybe if you had stayed with your fellow oxy-breathers, we wouldn't be having this problem.

    I try and I try, but noooo, Oxy-breathers never appreciate my fine cooking.

    Here!  Have some dichlorodiphenyltrichloroethane, it's delicious.
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    thwomp
  • imagei will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch
    DDT?

    that's not a herbicide, so i guess it's ok
  • imagei will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch
    *remembers too late that is not actually a plant, dies*
  • ...And even when your hope is gone
    move along, move along, just to make it through
    (2015 self)
    Krelborn The Angry Alien Chef:  Alright, can anyone here digest this wierdo? 

    Oh well.  At least we have something to feed the next oxy-breather that comes.

    I swear, it didn't even pay for the dichlorodiphenyltrichloroethane; and I had to have that imported.
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
  • edited 2013-12-02 13:36:01
    ...And even when your hope is gone
    move along, move along, just to make it through
    (2015 self)
    image

    Oh, mister person-who-made-this-poster, now you're going all Sentiocentrist on us?

    ALGAE HAVE FEELINGS TOO, YA KNOW.

    Oh, wait, THEY DON'T.

    BUT THEY STILL HAVE VALUE.
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    I can't decide whether yield signs in Centralia should say "YIELD" or "GIVE WAY"
  • ...And even when your hope is gone
    move along, move along, just to make it through
    (2015 self)

    I can't decide whether yield signs in Centralia should say "YIELD" or "GIVE WAY"

    Have some say "YIELD" and some say "GIVE WAY".
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    ^^ Maybe
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    My phone runs faster on the rooted stock rom but got better battery life with CyanogenMod.

    Which is more important to me? Choices, choices...
  • edited 2013-12-02 13:45:35
    ...And even when your hope is gone
    move along, move along, just to make it through
    (2015 self)
    Dang zoocentric people.

    Lichen are fascinating creatures.

    Dang biocentric people, rocks are awesome!
  • I can't decide whether yield signs in Centralia should say "YIELD" or "GIVE WAY"

    they should say "BE ADVISED"
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    they should say "DO WHAT THOU WILT"
  • edited 2013-12-02 14:09:45
    ...And even when your hope is gone
    move along, move along, just to make it through
    (2015 self)
    So, apparently, a long time ago, there were these people in the Cigar/Cigarette/Smoking industry, and they figured out how to make Tomatoes that produced Nicotine.  They planned to sell these tomatoes to major food industries; and thus I don't know what their plan was, actually.

    So, Tomatoes in everything.  Spaghetti, Pizza, Ketchup, Campbell's Tomato Soup, heck, Tomatoes are a huge crop, all over the place.

    In having Tomatoes that would get people addicted, major advantage over other people who grew tomatoes.

    And Tomatoes are good for you, I mean, who would go around telling you not to eat such a nice vegetable/fruit (Botanically a fruit, Culinary-wise a vegetable).

    Dunno why it never happened.  Maybe the government got involved, or a private investigator figured it out and stopped them from doing this evil scheme, or something.

    Compare and contrast this possibility with Marijuana...

    Or maybe I just made that thing with the tomatoes up.  I dunno.  Whatever.

    WAIT A MINUTE!  I'M ADDICTED TO AIR.  I CAN'T STOP INGESTING AIR.
  • imagei will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch
    don't stop ingesting air
  • The sadness will last forever.
    LONIC

    DO NUT STEEL
  • The sadness will last forever.
    Crimelife 6
  • The sadness will last forever.
    CITY OF ROBOTS
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    OC, steal all you want
  • imagei will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch
    so OC stole all he wanted
  • BE ATTITUDE FOR GAINS
    OC-OG
  • imagei will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch
    wait, shit, i'm still dead

    *regenerates*
  • image Wee yea erra chs hymmnos mea.
    Realisation about Ace Attorney final cases:

    In AA1, the culprit was a prosecutor (and a police chief in the DS final case). In AA2, it was your client. In AA3, it was an attorney-turned-prosecutor. In AA4, it was an attorney. In AA5, it was the detective.

    This leaves us with the following culprit possibilities: One of the three PCs. The Judge. The victim. The assistant. All of these are horrifying to consider. Especially ol' Udgey. :<
  • edited 2013-12-02 14:35:19
    ...And even when your hope is gone
    move along, move along, just to make it through
    (2015 self)
    Tachyon said:

    don't stop ingesting air

    Okay.

    ^ It just can't be the judge!  That would be so awful.
  • The sadness will last forever.
    her is mint
  • imagei will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch
    NO YIFFING

    3.5 m
  • The sadness will last forever.
    image
  • More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
    poopa skoopa
  • More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
    steamy doo doo
  • More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
    fecal friday
  • More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
    bowel movement a la mode
  • More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
    selling ur poop
  • The sadness will last forever.
    image
  • The sadness will last forever.
    image
  • image Wee yea erra chs hymmnos mea.
    Edgar Allen Poe's Law: Don't trust birds.
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    I just found two (2) colossal oversights in the Latest Greatest Black Candles

    *facepalms at myself*
  • image Wee yea erra chs hymmnos mea.
    Tutu.
  • imagei will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch
    that guy who did the raven wrote some good stuff
  • image Wee yea erra chs hymmnos mea.
    Today I found out that Jim Carrey thinks vaccines cause autism. This makes me sad. :<
  • imagei will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch
    in the Latest Greatest Black Candles i am on There Will Be Cows, iirc

    i can't check cause i am in the library rn
  • My dreams exceed my real life
    Dominic the Donkey.
  • edited 2013-12-02 15:03:45
    imagei will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch

    Today I found out that Jim Carrey thinks vaccines cause autism.

    that's dumb
  • My dreams exceed my real life

    Today I found out that Jim Carrey thinks vaccines cause autism. This makes me sad. :<

    Goddamnit Jim.

    It's because he used to be married to Jenny McCarthy, I think.
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    Tachyon said:

    in the Latest Greatest Black Candles i am on There Will Be Cows, iirc

    i can't check cause i am in the library rn

    good, then you're nowhere near Colossal Oversight #2
  • My dreams exceed my real life
    Ultimately the message is that having an autistic child is worse than losing a child.
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    remember when Jim Carrey played The Riddler
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