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  • ...And even when your hope is gone
    move along, move along, just to make it through
    (2015 self)
    Tachyon said:

    (has a Norman surname)


    Your ancestors ruined my Scandinavian England.
  • The sadness will last forever.
    dahweenie

    duhwinz
  • imagei will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch

    Tachyon said:

    (has a Norman surname)

    Is "Norman" still an ethnicity though, really? I didn't know people still self-identified as Normans.

    I apologize if I've offended you. :x
    haha, sorry Mo

    i'm just taking the piss
  • The sadness will last forever.
    viking blood in english people
  • imagei will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch
    really i should be mad at my ancestors

    if Britain counted as Scandinavian i could be all 'i'm a big scary Viking, fear me!'

    instead i'm from a nation of tea-drinkers and football hooligans
  • The sadness will last forever.
    viking significant others
  • I believe my ancestors were ethnic Frisians/Old Dutch. Some lived in other parts of the low countries though, including some that are now part of Germany, I believe.
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
  • Thing that bugs me in CK2: if, at any point, Scandinavians conquer England while the culture is still Anglo-Saxon, they will just be of the Old Norse culture forever, instead of developing an Anglo-Norse culture, similar to what the game does when Normans take it over and create English culture.

    see here:

    image
  • King Reckoning of England, Denormandy Dynasty, Norman Timeline (spoilered because lol no one cares):

    Spoiler:
    • William The Conquerer
    • Richard I
    • Turold the Magnanimous
    • Richard Ironside (Richard II)
    • Richard III
    • Richard IV
    • Stephen
    • Heir Apparent: Prince Martin Alexander Denormandy

    Other Notable Denormandys:

    • William Alexander  / Guilhame Alejandro, Grandmaster of the Knights of Santiago (deceased)
    • William Alexander / Guilhame Alejandro, King of Leon (deceased)
    • Humphrey / Humberto, Prince of Leon, former King of Leon, Duke of Leon (in minority)

    Notable individuals descended from Denormandy dynasty members

    • Eric of Crowland / Innocent III, former Pope (deceased)




  • edited 2013-12-01 16:11:33
    imagei will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch
    ^^ i guess there was a limit to how much alternate history they could incorporate?

    i'm just speculating, i haven't played it
  • yung neil
    its knives
    omfg ur so
    hott
  • Tachyon said:

    ^^ i guess there was a limit to how much alternate history they could incorporate?

    i'm just speculating, i haven't played it

    hardly. It's not difficult to program in melting pot events, people have done extensive mods dedicated solely to adding more of them.
  • imagei will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch
    oh

    lame, then
  • ...And even when your hope is gone
    move along, move along, just to make it through
    (2015 self)

    viking blood in english people


    Not so much after William the Saponaceous had eighty per cent of the Saxons killed.

    Note: Saxons =/= Picts/British =/= Celts =/= Welsh/Cymri.

    My ancestry is Swedish. I'll spare you the genealogical lesson.

    (Is Mormon, and has a chart of my ancestors going back nine generations in my room).
  • In fact there's a mod that literally adds a dozen different Sicilian cultures ("regular" Sicilian, which is Italian+Norman, Scandosicilian, which is Italian+Norse, Islamic Sicilian, Italian+Berber, there are more but I can't remember them offhand)
  • lame man oranges

    lame man lemons
  • Aliroz said:

    viking blood in english people


    Not so much after William the Saponaceous had eighty per cent of the Saxons killed.

    Note: Saxons =/= Picts/British =/= Celts =/= Welsh/Cymri.

    My ancestry is Swedish. I'll spare you the genealogical lesson.

    (Is Mormon, and has a chart of my ancestors going back nine generations in my room).
    I am related to Reinaud II of Gelre/Gelders.

    although I am not entirely sure how without having my family tree on hand.
  • Tre said:

    lame man oranges


    lame man lemons
    are you like

    OK
  • The sadness will last forever.
    interesting
  • hmm, it seems France has divided back into France and Aquitaine in my CK2 game.

    Although both Kingdoms are ruled by the Occitanian de Melguil dynasty, which is interesting.
  • Other interesting things going on in this game:

    Scandinavia has been quite thoroughly balkanized. I'm not sure what exactly is keeping it so destabalized but it's been cut up for a while now. A mercenary band (The Company of the Star) even rules part of the Swedish coast.

    Same for Sicily, down to the "part of it is ruled by a mercenary band" (in this case The Navarrese Company, who are Basque). Lots of small counts, pockets of Byzantine influence, and Venice rules quite a large chunk of it as well.
  • ...And even when your hope is gone
    move along, move along, just to make it through
    (2015 self)
    Dang it, people are still trying to assimilate the Sami. Grrrr.
  • Aliroz said:

    Dang it, people are still trying to assimilate the Sami. Grrrr.

    are you my dad
  • ...And even when your hope is gone
    move along, move along, just to make it through
    (2015 self)

    Aliroz said:

    Dang it, people are still trying to assimilate the Sami. Grrrr.

    are you my dad

    No. If you were my kid, you'd have a hat on at all times.

    But if your dad cares about the Sami situation, then I think your dad is awesome.
  • edited 2013-12-01 16:43:43

    my dad used to talk about his Sami heritage all the time, and he thought because sami people are discriminated against in scandinavia it should get him special considerations over here for some reason


    the funny thing is that he has no Sami heritage. none. zip. nada. He just has this thing where some idea pops into his head and he convinces himself that it's true, it's the strangest thing.
  • ...And even when your hope is gone
    move along, move along, just to make it through
    (2015 self)
    So, he's an otherkin, but for Lapps/Saami/Sami?

    Yeah, stateside, there's no reason for special treatment.
  • imagei will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch
    transethnic
  • imagei will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch
    i kind of hate that i know that 'word'
  • Tre said:

    lame man oranges


    lame man lemons
    are you like

    OK
    yes, why do you ask? :P
  • edited 2013-12-01 16:57:52
    The sadness will last forever.
    ^ ^ me too
  • that ain't a word, it's an abomination
  • no like he genuinely thinks he has Sami heritage, even though i have no clue how he could have came to that conclusion because any amount of research would show that he's mostly german with some scottish in there
  • imagei will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch
    odd
  • edited 2013-12-01 17:02:10

    i haven't the heart to tell him


    though he has not mentioned it in some time, so i hope he has figured it out
  • Still on the road. Will be home at about seven PM.
  • imagei will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch
    have you asked him how he knows he has Sami heritage?

    i can see how it might not be worth raising the subject if he's over it
  • Every time I get money I have a million things that I want to buy but then realize I also have a million different debts.

    That my theatre schedule prevents me from getting a job makes it a lot worse.
  • ...And even when your hope is gone
    move along, move along, just to make it through
    (2015 self)
    You know, that's the twenty seventh time you knew a word you hated enough that we heapers erased your memory. Since we erased your memory of the other 26 times, you have to take our word for it that it actually happened only 26 times.
  • edited 2013-12-01 17:06:28
    Possibly stupid thought: if I'm rehearsing for eighteen hours a week, preventing me from getting a job, I really think I should get some sort of compensation.
  • The sadness will last forever.
    kill words
  • The sadness will last forever.
    blaring sirens 
  • The sadness will last forever.
    booming
  • The sadness will last forever.
    weasel death
  • Aliroz said:

    Dang it, people are still trying to assimilate the Sami. Grrrr.

    actually in my CK2 game Suomi/Finland is an independent kingdom that's been pretty stable for some time.

    unless you are speaking generally.
  • The sadness will last forever.
    image
  • ...And even when your hope is gone
    move along, move along, just to make it through
    (2015 self)
    Kexruct said:

    Still on the road. Will be home at about seven PM.


    . Be safe, my friend.
  • The sadness will last forever.
    wikia
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