What does it say about me that my first reaction to obtaining a PSP is "'kay, time to hack it."? (Not related to my birthday oddly enough, it just coincidentally got delivered on the same day.)
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
happy birthday to fossilmaiden and pillows and both my parents who weren't necessarily born on this day but for all you know may have their birthdays close to this day so happy birthday to them anyway
My brother is an absolute scumbag at Munchkin. I mean, carefully gluing a crappy card over the Kneepads of Allure so nobody can get kneepads of Allure unless they know which card he glued it under? Marking certain cards so he can know who has, for example, Doppelganger? Then again, it was Uncle Baldy and his son No job Mcslacker who taught him to play Munchkin, and I'm not sure they haven't done worse.
Didn't do my brother any good, once he brought out the Spiky Knees (with kneepads glued beneath), they were Annihlatef by Annihilation (see, Staroline should have held on to her Annihilation card, but she didn't). Cousins Staroline and Ceve were very good at Munchkin, but a little out of practice. Cousins Toe and Jed added their own spiked deck (sans kneepads, because that card is banned at their house), so Jed must have slipped my brother's "Spiky Knees with the Kneepads glued beneath" out of the discard pile during the prayer before trading it to me in return for the Cotion Of Ponfusion.
Yeah, none of us even knew Toe had any good cards until we transferred the undead intelligent ancient enraged humongous fungus baby with mate, brood, and Mommy with wandering Judge Dread, Plutonium Dragon, Snot Elemental, and Shadow Of The Floating Nose (all in all, worth ten levels and 45 treasure, and needing 241 levels to beat.) from fighting me to fighting him. Little twerp brought out the kneepads and forced us all to help him for no levels and no reward; and used Doppelganger to double our combined effective level of 120 to 240 (Doppelganger doesn't work that way, but we realized that too late.). He, having only the kneepads and Spiky Knees to his level 0 (houseruled in) warrior (he did so well he bet each of us fifty dollars that he would win. So, we all ganged up on him and cursed him out of all his stuff and levels, I thought I was so clever to use that curse to trade his Unnatural Axe for my Spiky Knees, little knowing what card by brother had glued beneath it), added our 240 bonus I mentioned before to his 1 bonus of spiky knees, and that made it a tie, but warriors win ties and so he gained ten levels and since he was first to level ten, he won.
We should have known better, but we had agreed to the bet, and each of us gave Toe fifty dollars, so, in total, he got three hundred dollars.
Dang it, I make ten free dollars a year (five as a gift on Christmas and five as a gift on my birthday), so there goes the money I was saving up for a GameCube.
Never play Munchkin with my family. Monopoly is right out after the wall-punching incident in 1997 (poor uncle Jarry, his wife Loyce told him not to punch that wall in frustration. At least it healed quickly and wasn't his dominant arm. I do agree that Aunt Mensine cheats at monopoly, especially when her husband Jiles is playing; but it's not as if uncle Jarry lost real money on that). They laugh about it now, there's no hard feelings at all. Well, except for the wall, which has sworn revenge.
NOTE: ALL NAMES HAVE BEEN CHANGED TO CONCEAL THE IDENTITIES OF MY FAMILY MEMBERS, SO TOO BAD FOR YOU, STALKERS, YOU AINT GETTING ANY NAMES HERE.
I don't reccommend anyone make a habit of staying up more than 24 hours, but I think it's one of those things everyone should do at least once so they know what it's like.
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
I've stayed up more than 24 hours a few times, but not usually voluntarily.
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21 years and I haven't solved world hunger. Gotta pick up the pace.
i get so angry sometimes i just punch plankton --Klinotaxis
Assassin poems, Poems that shoot
guns. Poems that wrestle cops into alleys
and take their weapons leaving them dead
Assassin poems, Poems that shoot
guns. Poems that wrestle cops into alleys
and take their weapons leaving them dead
I laughed way harder at this than I should have. I do not know why.
koko ni iru yo;
kono monogatari no
hajimari no basho de? o/`
Didn't do my brother any good, once he brought out the Spiky Knees (with kneepads glued beneath), they were Annihlatef by Annihilation (see, Staroline should have held on to her Annihilation card, but she didn't). Cousins Staroline and Ceve were very good at Munchkin, but a little out of practice. Cousins Toe and Jed added their own spiked deck (sans kneepads, because that card is banned at their house), so Jed must have slipped my brother's "Spiky Knees with the Kneepads glued beneath" out of the discard pile during the prayer before trading it to me in return for the Cotion Of Ponfusion.
Yeah, none of us even knew Toe had any good cards until we transferred the undead intelligent ancient enraged humongous fungus baby with mate, brood, and Mommy with wandering Judge Dread, Plutonium Dragon, Snot Elemental, and Shadow Of The Floating Nose (all in all, worth ten levels and 45 treasure, and needing 241 levels to beat.) from fighting me to fighting him. Little twerp brought out the kneepads and forced us all to help him for no levels and no reward; and used Doppelganger to double our combined effective level of 120 to 240 (Doppelganger doesn't work that way, but we realized that too late.). He, having only the kneepads and Spiky Knees to his level 0 (houseruled in) warrior (he did so well he bet each of us fifty dollars that he would win. So, we all ganged up on him and cursed him out of all his stuff and levels, I thought I was so clever to use that curse to trade his Unnatural Axe for my Spiky Knees, little knowing what card by brother had glued beneath it), added our 240 bonus I mentioned before to his 1 bonus of spiky knees, and that made it a tie, but warriors win ties and so he gained ten levels and since he was first to level ten, he won.
We should have known better, but we had agreed to the bet, and each of us gave Toe fifty dollars, so, in total, he got three hundred dollars.
Dang it, I make ten free dollars a year (five as a gift on Christmas and five as a gift on my birthday), so there goes the money I was saving up for a GameCube.
Never play Munchkin with my family. Monopoly is right out after the wall-punching incident in 1997 (poor uncle Jarry, his wife Loyce told him not to punch that wall in frustration. At least it healed quickly and wasn't his dominant arm. I do agree that Aunt Mensine cheats at monopoly, especially when her husband Jiles is playing; but it's not as if uncle Jarry lost real money on that). They laugh about it now, there's no hard feelings at all. Well, except for the wall, which has sworn revenge.
NOTE: ALL NAMES HAVE BEEN CHANGED TO CONCEAL THE IDENTITIES OF MY FAMILY MEMBERS, SO TOO BAD FOR YOU, STALKERS, YOU AINT GETTING ANY NAMES HERE.
i get so angry sometimes i just punch plankton --Klinotaxis
it is also C.S. Lewis' birthday
just sayin'