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  • The sadness will last forever.
    teh curayzion argumintz
  • imagei will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch
    i must admit that if i'm listening to a Christian speaker and they start making arguments for Creationism, my heart sinks a little

    especially if they're bad arguments
  • edited 2013-11-27 11:23:39
    See how complicated a clock is?

    Clocks don't build themselves.  That kind of complexity needs a creator.

    See how complicated the human body is?

    Human bodies don't form themselves.  That kind of complexity needs a creator.

    That's why we know that God exists.  God created humans.  God created the universe and all its complexity.
  • More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
    Tachyon said:

    i must admit that if i'm listening to a Christian speaker and they start making arguments for Creationism, my heart sinks a little

    especially if they're bad arguments

    I've unfortunately learned to assume that Christian speakers are homophobic. Sometimes I think that outspoken Christians who have a shred of respect for the LGBT population are in a minority. Maybe this is just in America idk. The parts of America that cling to the religion the most are well-known as virulently anti-LGBT.
  • imagei will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch
    well, i'm Christian and i'm not homophobic

    idk, i can certainly see why you'd feel that way, but to me homophobia itself seems very un-Christian, and homophobic Christians seem hypocritical
  • image Wee yea erra chs hymmnos mea.
    Fun thought of the day: Skyrim came out over two years ago.
  • edited 2013-11-27 11:36:50
    More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
    ^^ That is nice to know. I think so too but like, it seems to be the norm in conservative religious American culture.
  • More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
    ^^ did it really wow I suppose it did :o
  • edited 2013-11-27 11:38:41
    imagei will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch
    i've been... idk, kind of unsure about my beliefs of late, tbh

    maybe it would be more accurate to describe myself as agnostic, but with some Christian beliefs

    i do know other Christians who aren't homophobes, tho
  • More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
    dear boys and girls, you are born unequal and designed for specific, albeit separate roles. you may only mate with your opposite. you should be treated differently based on your sex. have fun growing up!
  • imagei will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch
    i have a book that addresses that from a neuroscientific perspective

    it's called Delusions of Gender

    unfortunately, and i guess as you might expect, it seems to be popular with transphobic types

    but the book itself isn't actually about transsexuality and isn't transphobic, at least as far as i've read
  • ramen
  • damn it now I want ramen.

    I could have ramen for dinner if I still want ramen l8r.
  • image Wee yea erra chs hymmnos mea.
    You will be segregated based on your genes. If you have awesome top of the line genes you will be put in Group Superiority. If you have pre-ripped genes you will be put in Group Worthless.
  • My dreams exceed my real life

    But can you think, CLEANTHES, that your usual phlegm and philosophy have been preserved in so wide a step as you have taken, when you compared to the universe houses, ships, furniture, machines, and, from their similarity in some circumstances, inferred a similarity in their causes? Thought, design, intelligence, such as we discover in men and other animals, is no more than one of the springs and principles of the universe, as well as heat or cold, attraction or repulsion, and a hundred others, which fall under daily observation. It is an active cause, by which some particular parts of nature, we find, produce alterations on other parts. But can a conclusion, with any propriety, be transferred from parts to the whole? Does not the great disproportion bar all comparison and inference? From observing the growth of a hair, can we learn any thing concerning the generation of a man? Would the manner of a leaf's blowing, even though perfectly known, afford us any instruction concerning the vegetation of a tree?

    But, allowing that we were to take the operations of one part of nature upon another, for the foundation of our judgement concerning the origin of the whole, (which never can be admitted,) yet why select so minute, so weak, so bounded a principle, as the reason and design of animals is found to be upon this planet? What peculiar privilege has this little agitation of the brain which we call thought, that we must thus make it the model of the whole universe? Our partiality in our own favour does indeed present it on all occasions; but sound philosophy ought carefully to guard against so natural an illusion.

    So far from admitting, continued PHILO, that the operations of a part can afford us any just conclusion concerning the origin of the whole, I will not allow any one part to form a rule for another part, if the latter be very remote from the former. Is there any reasonable ground to conclude, that the inhabitants of other planets possess thought, intelligence, reason, or any thing similar to these faculties in men? When nature has so extremely diversified her manner of operation in this small globe, can we imagine that she incessantly copies herself throughout so immense a universe? And if thought, as we may well suppose, be confined merely to this narrow corner, and has even there so limited a sphere of action, with what propriety can we assign it for the original cause of all things? The narrow views of a peasant, who makes his domestic economy the rule for the government of kingdoms, is in comparison a pardonable sophism.

    But were we ever so much assured, that a thought and reason, resembling the human, were to be found throughout the whole universe, and were its activity elsewhere vastly greater and more commanding than it appears in this globe; yet I cannot see, why the operations of a world constituted, arranged, adjusted, can with any propriety be extended to a world which is in its embryo state, and is advancing towards that constitution and arrangement. By observation, we know somewhat of the economy, action, and nourishment of a finished animal; but we must transfer with great caution that observation to the growth of a foetus in the womb, and still more to the formation of an animalcule in the loins of its male parent. Nature, we find, even from our limited experience, possesses an infinite number of springs and principles, which incessantly discover themselves on every change of her position and situation. And what new and unknown principles would actuate her in so new and unknown a situation as that of the formation of a universe, we cannot, without the utmost temerity, pretend to determine.

    A very small part of this great system, during a very short time, is very imperfectly discovered to us; and do we thence pronounce decisively concerning the origin of the whole?

    Admirable conclusion! Stone, wood, brick, iron, brass, have not, at this time, in this minute globe of earth, an order or arrangement without human art and contrivance; therefore the universe could not originally attain its order and arrangement, without something similar to human art. But is a part of nature a rule for another part very wide of the former? Is it a rule for the whole? Is a very small part a rule for the universe? Is nature in one situation, a certain rule for nature in another situation vastly different from the former?

    And can you blame me, CLEANTHES, if I here imitate the prudent reserve of SIMONIDES, who, according to the noted story, being asked by HIERO, What God was? desired a day to think of it, and then two days more; and after that manner continually prolonged the term, without ever bringing in his definition or description? Could you even blame me, if I had answered at first, that I did not know, and was sensible that this subject lay vastly beyond the reach of my faculties? You might cry out sceptic and railler, as much as you pleased: but having found, in so many other subjects much more familiar, the imperfections and even contradictions of human reason, I never should expect any success from its feeble conjectures, in a subject so sublime, and so remote from the sphere of our observation. When two species of objects have always been observed to be conjoined together, I can infer, by custom, the existence of one wherever I see the existence of the other; and this I call an argument from experience. But how this argument can have place, where the objects, as in the present case, are single, individual, without parallel, or specific resemblance, may be difficult to explain. And will any man tell me with a serious countenance, that an orderly universe must arise from some thought and art like the human, because we have experience of it? To ascertain this reasoning, it were requisite that we had experience of the origin of worlds; and it is not sufficient, surely, that we have seen ships and cities arise from human art and contrivance...

    PHILO was proceeding in this vehement manner, somewhat between jest and earnest, as it appeared to me, when he observed some signs of impatience in CLEANTHES, and then immediately stopped short. What I had to suggest, said CLEANTHES, is only that you would not abuse terms, or make use of popular expressions to subvert philosophical reasonings. You know, that the vulgar often distinguish reason from experience, even where the question relates only to matter of fact and existence; though it is found, where that reason is properly analysed, that it is nothing but a species of experience. To prove by experience the origin of the universe from mind, is not more contrary to common speech, than to prove the motion of the earth from the same principle. And a caviller might raise all the same objections to the Copernican system, which you have urged against my reasonings. Have you other earths, might he say, which you have seen to move? Have...

    Yes! cried PHILO, interrupting him, we have other earths. Is not the moon another earth, which we see to turn round its centre? Is not Venus another earth, where we observe the same phenomenon? Are not the revolutions of the sun also a confirmation, from analogy, of the same theory? All the planets, are they not earths, which revolve about the sun? Are not the satellites moons, which move round Jupiter and Saturn, and along with these primary planets round the sun? These analogies and resemblances, with others which I have not mentioned, are the sole proofs of the COPERNICAN system; and to you it belongs to consider, whether you have any analogies of the same kind to support your theory.


  • My dreams exceed my real life

    In reality, CLEANTHES, continued he, the modern system of astronomy is now so much received by all inquirers, and has become so essential a part even of our earliest education, that we are not commonly very scrupulous in examining the reasons upon which it is founded. It is now become a matter of mere curiosity to study the first writers on that subject, who had the full force of prejudice to encounter, and were obliged to turn their arguments on every side in order to render them popular and convincing. But if we peruse GALILEO's famous Dialogues concerning the system of the world, we shall find, that that great genius, one of the sublimest that ever existed, first bent all his endeavours to prove, that there was no foundation for the distinction commonly made between elementary and celestial substances. The schools, proceeding from the illusions of sense, had carried this distinction very far; and had established the latter substances to be ingenerable, incorruptible, unalterable, impassable; and had assigned all the opposite qualities to the former. But GALILEO, beginning with the moon, proved its similarity in every particular to the earth; its convex figure, its natural darkness when not illuminated, its density, its distinction into solid and liquid, the variations of its phases, the mutual illuminations of the earth and moon, their mutual eclipses, the inequalities of the lunar surface, &c. After many instances of this kind, with regard to all the planets, men plainly saw that these bodies became proper objects of experience; and that the similarity of their nature enabled us to extend the same arguments and phenomena from one to the other.

    In this cautious proceeding of the astronomers, you may read your own condemnation, CLEANTHES; or rather may see, that the subject in which you are engaged exceeds all human reason and inquiry. Can you pretend to show any such similarity between the fabric of a house, and the generation of a universe? Have you ever seen nature in any such situation as resembles the first arrangement of the elements? Have worlds ever been formed under your eye; and have you had leisure to observe the whole progress of the phenomenon, from the first appearance of order to its final consummation? If you have, then cite your experience, and deliver your theory.

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  • The sadness will last forever.
    antinatalists are terrible
  • your mom is terrible
  • I'm not sure if I should include anti-natalists in my list of controversies because they don't exactly generate much controversy; most people just agree that they're terrible.
  • imagei will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch
    i was going to go to a research seminar at this time, but i guess i'll skip it

    i slept thru the morning and i have way too much stuff still to do, also i'm nowhere near ready to go out
  • The sadness will last forever.
    well yeah

    because it's true
  • The sadness will last forever.
    posting too fast
  • stop stabbing the ground with these fence posts
  • image Wee yea erra chs hymmnos mea.
    Source your Odradeks.
  • edited 2013-11-27 11:53:30
    Loaded questions

    they are questions that include an implicit assumption.

    Frequently it is easy to make these by asking "why".

    For example:

    Why haven't you stopped robbing the local store?
    Why haven't you stopped beating your wife?
    Why haven't you released these political prisoners?
    Why are you a fucking idiot?
  • edited 2013-11-27 11:56:15
    imagei will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch
    beginning with 'have you stopped' is also an easy way to formulate such a question
  • imagei will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch
    tho i guess that's not so much a loaded question as an unanswerable asshole question
  • imagei will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch
    Have you released those people you unlawfully imprisoned?
  • The sadness will last forever.
    smug vanillas
  • image Wee yea erra chs hymmnos mea.
    Fun thought of the day 2: One of the most important characters in the Metal Gear series is female. And an incredibly skilled soldier.
  • I've figured out why PA houses always have so many rooms: They all only have one bathroom. Urrrrrrrggggghhh.
  • In this context, some people continue to defend trickle-down theories which assume that economic growth, encouraged by a free market, will inevitably succeed in bringing about greater justice and inclusiveness in the world, This opinion, which has never been confirmed by the facts, expresses a crude and naïve trust in the goodness of those wielding economic power and in the sacralized workings of the prevailing economic system. Meanwhile, the excluded are still waiting.


    i like this new pope
  • Pennsylvania houses?
  • In this context, some people continue to defend trickle-down theories which assume that economic growth, encouraged by a free market, will inevitably succeed in bringing about greater justice and inclusiveness in the world, This opinion, which has never been confirmed by the facts, expresses a crude and naïve trust in the goodness of those wielding economic power and in the sacralized workings of the prevailing economic system. Meanwhile, the excluded are still waiting.


    i like this new pope
    ohdang.

    pope confirmed to be awesome.
  • My dreams exceed my real life
    Kexruct said:

    I've figured out why PA houses always have so many rooms: They all only have one bathroom. Urrrrrrrggggghhh.

    Mine has three bathrooms.
  • "you mean your parents house?"
    "you mean TWO bafrooms?"

    "NO ITS MINE"
    "ITS A HUNDRED"
    "SHUT IT OFF"
  • imagei will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch
    that's a lot of bathrooms
  • edited 2013-11-27 12:19:43
    Odradek said:

    Kexruct said:

    I've figured out why PA houses always have so many rooms: They all only have one bathroom. Urrrrrrrggggghhh.

    Mine has three bathrooms.
    That's not fair. MOM, ODRADEK IS HOGGING ALL OF PA'S BATHROOMS
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    my parents' house has 4 bathrooms

    your argument is DENIED
  • The sadness will last forever.
    rar
  • image Wee yea erra chs hymmnos mea.
    Multiple bathrooms in a house? You guys are weird.
  • imagei will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch
    my parents' house has 2 bathrooms

    the second one was built because my grandpa moved in with them and he can't climb stairs
  • My dreams exceed my real life
    BTW Kexruct, I dreamt that I was in a nonary game.

    The rules weren't explained very well and we basically went up and down a skyscraper. At one point some people died, and then we had to sneak past a demon-possessed cat, which we could do because one of us had shadow magic. I told everyone that a golden fairy told me we could float down form the top of the skyscraper to get outside. Then we all died because the fairly lied.

    Except I lived, and as a tribute to the dead, I sang a karaoke version of a song one of them wrote, which turned out to just be "Gray Seal" by Elton John.

    I wander what Freud would say.
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    well, Elton John, obviously you are gay
  • edited 2013-11-27 12:26:49
    image Wee yea erra chs hymmnos mea.
    Odradek said:

    I wander what Freud would say.

    "You vish to sleep vith your mother."
  • imagei will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch
    "What is a nonary game, what is karaoke and who is Elton John?"
  • The sadness will last forever.
    delicious falafels
  • The sadness will last forever.
    well drawn pictures with ugly faces
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