The Trash Heap of the Heapers' Hangout

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  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    the Heap fighting game
  • edited 2013-11-27 01:55:21
    imagei will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch
    the Heapers' Hangout themed Magic: The Gathering expansion
  • More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
    World A, B, C, and D: You have to win the game eight times to get
    access (8 Stars on title screen / the FDS saves progress automaticly).
    If you manage to beat the regular game eight times, hold down the A
    button and press START on title screen. That will open the Worlds A-D.
    lol SMB2J
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    THIS MACHINE KILLS FASCISTS
    Signs Lee should not be trying to code: Muttering things under his breath like "if you love Sun so God damned much, go develop for Solaris, you motherfuckers" whilst trying to get the Android sources to compile. :P 

    WHO FUCKING USES SUN JAVA ANYMORE UNLESS THEY'RE ON SOLARIS OR WINDOWS.
  • THIS MACHINE KILLS FASCISTS
    And for extra added suck, IT HAS TO BE OLD-ASS JAVA 6. JAVA 7 WILL NOT WORK.

    I can see why no one bothers with customizing the OS unless they have to, because you practically have to be a Google employee to do it. >:P
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    THIS MACHINE KILLS FASCISTS
    You know what? Fuck this shit. I'm setting up a VM and running Ubuntu 12.04 in it. Mortherfucking piece of shit. image
  • man ngl i've always been generally kinda indifferent to cannibal corpse, a few tunes aside.

     


    Same here, really. Honestly, everything Cannibal Corpse does, Carcass did a 100 times better.
  • edited 2013-11-27 02:43:15

    Same here, really. Honestly, everything Cannibal Corpse does, Carcass did a 100 times better.

    You could say they cannibalized Carcass' corpse.

    There I go, grabbing the low-hanging fruit.

  • god i just

    i love slam so much

    you have no idea
  • edited 2013-11-27 02:56:29

    Hmm, Prostitute Disfigurement have an upcoming release through willowtip

    which is weird, because nothing i've heard about them has indicated that they are heavily technical?

    (*shrug*)

    still not all that inclined to check them out tbh due to their overall tastelessness
  • you know come to think of it most/all russian brutal death/slam bands are prolly most definitely strongly homophobic, all things considered.

    tch
  • that is something i think i will actively avoid learning about, as i enjoy the music far too much.
  • learning that kyle from incantation was a neo-nazi was enough politics ruining my enjoyment of music i like for one lifetime
  • The sadness will last forever.
    cannibal's bible
  • The sadness will last forever.
    killing the eggs
  • The sadness will last forever.
    a bottle of pure rage
  • The sadness will last forever.
    happy soaps
  • The sadness will last forever.
    dogs are monsters
  • The sadness will last forever.
    little rose
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    I'm having this month's "can't stay awake at all" day it would seem
  • The sadness will last forever.
    me too
  • More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
    wtf was Zun even thinking with this


  • The sadness will last forever.
    lsd
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    You know, I have a vague memory of playing a Sesame Street game on my neighbors' Philips CD-I when I was like 3
  • More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
    But did you get to play the real gems? :D


  • "techno remixes" are never techno


    ever


    it is like the most true rule of the internet
  • lee4hmz said:

    Signs Lee should not be trying to code: Muttering things under his breath like "if you love Sun so God damned much, go develop for Solaris, you motherfuckers" whilst trying to get the Android sources to compile. :P 


    WHO FUCKING USES SUN JAVA ANYMORE UNLESS THEY'RE ON SOLARIS OR WINDOWS.
    the android sources need sun java?  that seems peculiar to me
  • More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
    yayyy Miko has seen all endings in Phantasmagoria of Flower View which includes Extra. Miko does not look forward to revisiting this game for the Lunatic mode, whenever that happens. :o
  • edited 2013-11-27 05:53:08
    More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
    I came here to wet something else, motherfucker
  • More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
    Captain Murasa's ass anchor
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    loop zoop
  • More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
  • More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
    Posted on 22 Nov 2013 by Andrew










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    This is a dating sim I've been working on with Namco Bandai's ShiftyLook
    where you can guide the romantic fortunes of all your favorite classic
    video game charact... wait. What? You're confused? I can't imagine why.
    But ok, I'll start at the beginning.





    A while ago, ShiftyLook,
    which is a Namco Bandai jam, asked me if I wanted to work on a project
    for them. It could be anything. I said that sounds cool. Except that I
    already had a lot to do, so maybe it wasn't realistic. But they said
    that's no problem. All I had to do was assemble an elite team of
    writers, artists, and programmers, and tell them what to do. If I pulled
    together a crack squad of loyal creatives, they would HAVE to do what I
    said, no matter how little sense it made. So I said that sounds good. I
    thought about it really hard, for three of the most intellectually
    excruciating seconds of my life. Then I said we should make a dating
    sim. I mean. Obviously.





    They said, are you sure that's a good idea? I said, hey who do you think
    is in charge here? They said they were. I said, oh, right. But it
    didn't matter. In the confusion, my pitch had somehow been approved due
    to a clerical error in Japan. Then I shouted suckers and fell backwards
    out of the airplane.





    While tumbling magnificently back to Earth, I pulled the vintage rolodex
    out of my horsehair fannypack, and began recruiting the best of the
    best. And so my team was convened. They were waiting for me below with
    the trampoline thing firefighters use. They watched as the Hussie
    stunt-mannequin gently descended, and then exploded with unexpected
    confetti. I then revealed that I had been waiting there with them for
    the last several hours, wearing a disguise, straddling my most famous
    horse. I introduced myself, and they graciously pretended they didn't
    know it was me all along. (I repeat. Best of the best.) I then clapped
    my hands and rubbed them together a lot and said, who's ready to make
    some NOISE in the dating sim genre? Who's ready to DO SOME DAMAGE?
    Nobody knew what to say to that, so I pressed on valiantly. I think I
    know what the people want, I said. What they WANT, is to be able to
    manipulate their favorite classic video game characters into a variety
    of lurid but safe-for-work romantic encounters. What they WANT, for
    instance, is to cajole a cute Katamari into some sort of kissing situation with the spaceship from Galaga.
    Are you ready to GIVE THEM WHAT THEY WANT? They erupted into applause
    and began chanting my name, and they haven't stopped since.





    Namco High comes out probably some time next month.

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  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    I like chicken nuggets
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    Anonus said:

    I like chicken nuggets

    I do too but only like ones that are actual cooked meat. :D
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    (edited - Anonus)
  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    (Mod Hat On)

    Miko. Seriously. Stop with the excessive picture spam.

    (Mod Hat Off)
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    Anonus said:

    (Mod Hat On)

    Miko. Seriously. Stop with the excessive picture spam.

    (Mod Hat Off)

    sorry :x
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  • edited 2013-11-27 08:10:13
    More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
    lul this was one of those spoiler thingies maybe
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  • edited 2013-11-27 07:27:18
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