Deciding whether to try Dark Souls with a keyboard layout or to wait until I can get a usable Xbawks controller.
On the one hand, the latter would be sensible. On the other hand, I am the guy who played TF2 on touchpad for a year before getting a wireless mouse. Back to the one hand, Dark Souls does the thing in that it uses XBOX buttons for instructions (one of the various reasons why Sonic Generations on PC was suffering for me).
I saw a doggy, probably a Jack Russell terrier, while I was jogging today. Most of the time when I see dogs while jogging, they just bark at me. This one ran right up to the fence at the edge of the yard with a tennis ball in his(?) mouth. I'm not sure if he wanted to play with me, or if he wanted to bark but didn't want to put the ball down.
Heyo, would anyone other than Sec want to play the game thing I'm running? He can't be the only one giving commands.
What game?
Anyways, in a news report about HH: Cental Avenue, the leader of the notorious international crime syndicate Heapers Hangout, has often gone on record denouncing America and especially the government and law enforcement of America. This lunatic, reports say, believes she is a princess of a nation named Centralia. Another member of the upper echelon of this shadowy organization, Anonymous User or An on us, is similarly deluded, believing himself to be a multimillionaire mogul of a vast corporate conglomerate owning most American Media. Similar to the so-called princess Central Avenue, there is a "king Friday" married to a man who Has self righteously taken upon himself the name Justice. The extreme belief in his own infallibility can only be imagined.
Other members of this syndicate include:
Odradek, a man with a psychopathic vendetta against so-called "math nerds"; taking his name from a story by Franz Kafka, this Odradek is also known as a Myrmidon, a type of ancient soldier known for aggressiveness, unthinking obedience to orders without pity or compassion, and brutal strength.
Miko, taking her name from suspicious foreign Japanese cult priestesses, has been reported as loving to "play" "shoot-em up games", and is on record as having wanted to "beat lunatic", among with other, similar mentions of things pertaining to lunacy and shooting and bullets.
In an unholy matrimony with this lunatic is the one called "pillows", a heaper who is rivaled in prestige in the group only by the aforementioned Central Avenue and Anonymous / Anonus and a mysterious jumping zombie (named for a creature of myth known for being an abomination with a mindless, ravening hunger for human flesh, it is likely that this jumping zombie is as diabolical as the other heapers) who together are called the Big Four.
Mention is made in deciphered heapers records speak of an "antinatalist shark", presumably a member of the group known for a voracious appetite for babies. Mention is also made of a "crocodile" known for its hatred of humanity and western ideals like hygiene. Mention is also made of a Kraken, a mythological sea monster that horrified sailors. Another heaper is apparently associated with cats.
But the worst of all these international criminals is the one called Tre; who wrote Stuck, the worst novel ever, a novel so bad it is banned everywhere in the world.
I am not in a matrimony, holy or otherwise, with Miko
we are just friends
And none of us are delusional or criminals. Also, the antinatalist shark is not a heaper, and note how the paper completely missed the relationship between Anonus and Central.
Also, none of us are notorious, shadowy, or internationally feared.
I was making a parody of bad news reports that distort the facts and have to use Allegedly, Apparently, and such words all the time, and who do a boatload of surmising from few facts.
In short, I was doing a parody of something the Daily Mail might write about the Heapers.
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From what I've heard of the genre, Rap seems to mostly be people talking really fast and sometimes.
like the thing directly above your post, for instance.
Assassin poems, Poems that shoot
guns. Poems that wrestle cops into alleys
and take their weapons leaving them dead
Hello all
Assassin poems, Poems that shoot
guns. Poems that wrestle cops into alleys
and take their weapons leaving them dead
*pets Pillows*
Assassin poems, Poems that shoot
guns. Poems that wrestle cops into alleys
and take their weapons leaving them dead
But, as-is, I doubt you could buy that much and actually go through with it.
So, yeah, no swearing for me.
Assassin poems, Poems that shoot
guns. Poems that wrestle cops into alleys
and take their weapons leaving them dead
it's so bad
Not right now though.
pony avatars?
Would hang out at both, but wouldn't stay long at the second unless I'm way tired and crashing on the couch.
What game?
Anyways, in a news report about HH: Cental Avenue, the leader of the notorious international crime syndicate Heapers Hangout, has often gone on record denouncing America and especially the government and law enforcement of America. This lunatic, reports say, believes she is a princess of a nation named Centralia. Another member of the upper echelon of this shadowy organization, Anonymous User or An on us, is similarly deluded, believing himself to be a multimillionaire mogul of a vast corporate conglomerate owning most American Media. Similar to the so-called princess Central Avenue, there is a "king Friday" married to a man who Has self righteously taken upon himself the name Justice. The extreme belief in his own infallibility can only be imagined.
Other members of this syndicate include:
Odradek, a man with a psychopathic vendetta against so-called "math nerds"; taking his name from a story by Franz Kafka, this Odradek is also known as a Myrmidon, a type of ancient soldier known for aggressiveness, unthinking obedience to orders without pity or compassion, and brutal strength.
Miko, taking her name from suspicious foreign Japanese cult priestesses, has been reported as loving to "play" "shoot-em up games", and is on record as having wanted to "beat lunatic", among with other, similar mentions of things pertaining to lunacy and shooting and bullets.
In an unholy matrimony with this lunatic is the one called "pillows", a heaper who is rivaled in prestige in the group only by the aforementioned Central Avenue and Anonymous / Anonus and a mysterious jumping zombie (named for a creature of myth known for being an abomination with a mindless, ravening hunger for human flesh, it is likely that this jumping zombie is as diabolical as the other heapers) who together are called the Big Four.
Mention is made in deciphered heapers records speak of an "antinatalist shark", presumably a member of the group known for a voracious appetite for babies. Mention is also made of a "crocodile" known for its hatred of humanity and western ideals like hygiene. Mention is also made of a Kraken, a mythological sea monster that horrified sailors. Another heaper is apparently associated with cats.
But the worst of all these international criminals is the one called Tre; who wrote Stuck, the worst novel ever, a novel so bad it is banned everywhere in the world.
we are just friends
This song is way too catchy for its own good.
And none of us are delusional or criminals. Also, the antinatalist shark is not a heaper, and note how the paper completely missed the relationship between Anonus and Central.
Also, none of us are notorious, shadowy, or internationally feared.
I was making a parody of bad news reports that distort the facts and have to use Allegedly, Apparently, and such words all the time, and who do a boatload of surmising from few facts.
In short, I was doing a parody of something the Daily Mail might write about the Heapers.