The Trash Heap of the Heapers' Hangout

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  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    yay toilet humor in games
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    /shitpost
  • The sadness will last forever.
    shitposting

    shiptoasting
  • image Wee yea erra chs hymmnos mea.
    image
  • edited 2013-11-23 23:52:14
    I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    Miko said:

    Pillows said:

    there's one level in STTB2 where you fall down a big "poop chute" and land in a toilet

    YNTKT

    In Banjo-Kazooie there is a toilet you can flush yourself down. :)
    If you want to 100% the game you have to flush yourself down it

    This same toilet, Loggo, comes back in the sequel and you have to unclog him with Kazooie's beak
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    holy crap
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    my guitar wants to kill your mama
  • The sadness will last forever.
    guitar friend
  • The sadness will last forever.
    everything is a yolo
  • More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
    Anonus said:

    Miko said:

    Pillows said:

    there's one level in STTB2 where you fall down a big "poop chute" and land in a toilet

    YNTKT

    In Banjo-Kazooie there is a toilet you can flush yourself down. :)
    If you want to 100% the game you have to flush yourself down it

    This same toilet, Loggo, comes back in the sequel and you have to unclog him with Kazooie's beak
    yup yup :3
  • More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
  • The sadness will last forever.
    dancing in the graveyard
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
  • More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
    socks on cocks
  • edited 2013-11-24 00:40:36
    Let me tell you. About Fallen London.
    Hay Imipillowex, I stole your acronym and used it for my own, thousands of times.

    Kexruct said:

    Haven kind of looks like someone on Marble Hornets.

    Really? Slim chance of that. #itsasynonymforslender
  • When someone slowly rubs my belly, it makes me feel pregnant.
  • So, I haven't glorified a show recently, but I will today of all days.

    That phrase has less importance than It's wording would imply.

    Sleepy Hollow, Yes it is an odd show, but the quality of its writing is actually fairly decent.

    If this kind of thing offends you, it reinterprets Biblical events and ideologies, but I think it puts them to good use in a fictional narrative sort of way.

    So watch this show, rawr rawr puppies?

    That was not a question, statement of fact.
  • When someone slowly rubs my belly, it makes me feel pregnant.

    You've been pregnant before?
  • You know who can do a fucking flawless fake American accent? Hugh Laurie.


    I knew several people who only knew him as House and had no idea he's British.

    @Tachyon: Yay, I amused someone! That totally makes the 1 minute IllFlower spent writing that script for me worth it! :P
    I never knew that until recently actually. Granted, I never watched House, but still, it surprised me when I found out.

    Didn't find out until recently that David Tennant was Scottish until I watched an interview of him.
    Anonus said:

    Tachyon said:

    to be fair sometimes social norms exist because certain things are dangerous or harmful

    but the dangers of weed are often overstated

    I admit, I envy you for having done weed

    Where do you people get weed from anyway? Nobody at college seems to have it...is this because I didn't go to public high school that I've never gotten any weed?
    You either know someone grows it or deals it, or know someone who knows someone who falls into either of those categories.
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    There's some kind of irony in the fact that our resident Coloradan is the one who's having trouble finding weed
  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    I can't drive on my own yet and I'm not yet old enough to buy it legally
  • Is it possible to feel your soul getting corrupted?

    Yes actually, and when you no longer have this feeling, it means you no longer have a soul.


  • if your sole gets corrupted, you should probably go visit your friendly local cobbler
  • The sadness will last forever.
    dat brat ish teh wurst
  • When someone slowly rubs my belly, it makes me feel pregnant.

    You've been pregnant before?
    No, I just feel it.
  • The sadness will last forever.
    reptile are our future time lords
  • When someone slowly rubs my belly, it makes me feel pregnant.

    You've been pregnant before?
    No, I just feel it.
     Of course, Now I'm just going to tell my future children that the rubbing of bellies is where babies come from.


  • At least it's better than what Vriska is gonna tell the childrens.
  • Something something Buckets.
  • The sadness will last forever.
    babies come from pumpkins
  • "It is a matter of grave importance that Fairy tales should be respected.... Whosoever alters them to suit his own opinions, whatever they are, is guilty, to our thinking, of an act of presumption, and appropriates to himself what does not belong to him." -- Charles Dickens
    Women rub their bellies after Thaksgiving dinner and a lot of babies are bor in late August.
  • The sadness will last forever.
    baby pumpkin pies
  • not having winter gloves is getting annoying
  • The sadness will last forever.
    it seems like many people covered careless whisper
  • The sadness will last forever.
    ha ja si ja shu hu ju shi fu hu wei su tian hu hi lei ju ha ja da ja ju shi fu hu wei su wa mang di lei ju ha ja lei bu wei su wang wei ju
  • edited 2013-11-24 02:53:04
    THIS MACHINE KILLS FASCISTS
    *** NOTE: FLASH PLAYER IS NO LONGER BEING UPDATED FOR NEW DEVICE CONFIGURATIONS. FLASH PLAYER WILL NOT BE SUPPORTED ON ANY ANDROID VERSION BEYOND ANDROID 4.0.x ***

    Yeah, I knew about that already, but it also means that all of Homestar Runner will be unwatchable on my new phone, as will several important parts of Homestuck, unless I rely on YouTube. :P 

    I really should just get the H*R DVDs.
  • The sadness will last forever.
    trying to learn how to sing right now
  • THIS MACHINE KILLS FASCISTS
    Also, I have Android 4.0.3 on the Eee, and it's by far the best OS I've ever had on there. The severely cut-down Linux it came with was never very good, and the tiny 4 GB SSD inside is too small for Debian (or, really, anything but Android or maybe Damn Small Linux).
  • edited 2013-11-24 03:33:15

    Just finished the 50th anniversary Dr Who special. Not sure how I feel about it.
  • The sadness will last forever.
    mmmmmmm monies
  • For once, or maybe twice, I was in my prime.
    Kexruct said:


    Frequent mistake. Sometimes I'll tell people at school that I was born in Bethlehem, and then allow for a brief pause (they're usually quite surprised) and then add that it's in Pennsylvania.



    Huh. I lived in Bethlehem, PA for about a year.
  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    I've never been to Pennsylvania, but I own the ABC stations in Philadelphia and Harrisburg
  • More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
  • More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
    Dad, when I grow up, I wanna be a man's rights activist!
  • More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
    omg I'm munching so much candy I need to stop
  • More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
    Miko will have a ton of cavities.
  • More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
    sexual attraction to fire
  • More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
    Dad thanks for this computer and helping me set up a blog, but what I really want is a nice fedora like yours! Can I wear a fedora one day?
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