The Trash Heap of the Heapers' Hangout

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  • i am a brave kitty
  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat

    You don't strike me as a fraidy-cat...

    i used to be more of one really
  • THIS MACHINE KILLS FASCISTS

    Irritating things: Time Warner Cable's SD version of The Weather Channel has the proper "Local on the 8s" inserts for Columbus, but the HD version just has the generic national version.


    Get your shit together, Time Warner Cable
    I hear from my mom that Verizon handles WEATHER the same way. I guess the local weather station computer can't do HD? (And if that's true, then damn, WEATHER, where have you been since 2003?)
  • The sadness will last forever.
    old logos
  • The sadness will last forever.
    roars
  • The sadness will last forever.
    lets do some weed and eat ice cream and watch tv and not break anything in the house and look out the window and talk some more
  • spiders are cute ::::)
  • i should start a roxy rp blog
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    ???????

    image
  • try sexting back
  • image Wee yea erra chs hymmnos mea.
    Google accuses Handcent. Or GoSMS.
  • THIS MACHINE KILLS FASCISTS
    It's a coded message of some sort, probably an MMS message that got lost. I can see a Base64 string in there...
  • The sadness will last forever.
    turning your boyfriend into a plot device
  • The sadness will last forever.
    surrounded by dummies
  • The sadness will last forever.
    removable skin
  • The sadness will last forever.
    donkey party
  • image Wee yea erra chs hymmnos mea.


    Hah.
  • My dreams exceed my real life
    Oh shit, someone on this podcast said Bowser's Inside Story was unfun.

    UNFOLLOWED!!!!!!!!!!!!!
  • The sadness will last forever.
    fat horses
  • The sadness will last forever.
    it's surprising how much i know about a children's cartoon

    and no it's not the show you're thinking of
  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    Is it Arthur
  • The sadness will last forever.
    yes and spongebob squarepants
  • imagei will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch

    the spider GIF didn't scare me one bit, actually

    it wasn't supposed to be scary

    i saw that and i remembered Vriska saying she liked jumping spiders, so i thought i'd share it
    Anonus said:

    I'm not afraid of spiders, but it is somewhat alienating that there aren't more fraidy-cats like me around here

    i am totally a fraidy-cat, but i'd rather not be one
  • edited 2013-11-20 15:46:06
    image Wee yea erra chs hymmnos mea.
    I'm scared of nothing. Except everything. Everything is a pretty scary thing.

    More seriously, I'm not generally scared of specific things, but I am the jumpiest person on Earth. Also screw deep water.
  • edited 2013-11-20 15:45:10
    imagei will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch
    and i'm not bothered by spiders that look like that, but that may be because i don't live in a part of the world where spiders are aggressive or dangerously venomous

    i am, however, embarrassingly nervous around giant house spiders, which are completely harmless (despite being related to hobo spiders) but move very fast which i find somehow unsettling
  • imagei will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch
    and you know house spiders always struck me as drab and ugly compared to most species, although when you look at them close to they're actually covered in quite intricate patterns
  • imagei will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch
    also, i'm not a fan of heights, or walking alone after dark
  • The sadness will last forever.
    escalators and talking scare me
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022

    escalators and talking scare me

    I used to be scared of escalators, too. Things still kinda unsettle me.
  • edited 2013-11-20 15:58:26
    imagei will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch
    i always found escalators fun

    i don't like talking, or social situations in general, and i'm particularly nervous around rowdy young men

    or women actually, but particularly men

    i know that sounds bad and i'm sorry
  • edited 2013-11-20 15:57:45
    imagei will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch
    also if a wasp lands too close to me i jump a mile

    it's involuntary; i quite like them, but i don't handle being in close proximity to them very well
  • image Wee yea erra chs hymmnos mea.
    Down escalators are doublesatan. Up escalators are ok.
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    I wish I emailed with more people on regular basis

    Email is fun
  • imagei will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch
    i remember Naney asked a little while ago what i meant when i say i don't like lad culture

    this is the kind of thing i'm talking about:


  • The sadness will last forever.
    eating a live duck
  • That tastes bad.

    You should roast it first.
  • imagei will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch
    i imagine the duck might put up something of a fight
  • Be happy it's not a goose.

    Geese are vicious creatures.
  • imagei will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch
    even this goose?

    image
  • The sadness will last forever.
    cooking the goose
  • imagei will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch
    those geese are cooked

    those geese are f***ed
  • imagei will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch
    for serious, geese are pretty vicious

    you know some people use them instead of guard dogs?

    fuckers have teeth, too
  • imagei will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch
    and of course as Pratchett taught us, a swan can break a human's leg with a blow of its nose
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    *releases Android/iOS port of Polybius*
  • imagei will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch
    Internet being slow

    this site, or my connection?
  • edited 2013-11-20 16:34:23
    image Wee yea erra chs hymmnos mea.
    image
  • imagei will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch
    how do i fit in without Magic?

    i haven't got a clue
  • imagei will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch
    nicotine, valium, vicodin, marijuana, ecstasy and alcohol
    nicotine, valium, vicodin, marijuana, ecstasy and alcohol
    nicotine, valium, vicodin, marijuana, ecstasy and alcohol, ooh
    nicotine, valium, vicodin, marijuana, ecstasy and alcohol
    C-C-C-C-C-COCAINE
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