The Trash Heap of the Heapers' Hangout

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  • alart

    balart

    diaz-balart

    BIRDS
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    kraftwerk
  • Do you perhaps drink NEW hydrating Conker's Bad Fur Day?
  • Kraft Macaroni and de geso
  • edited 2013-11-16 22:40:31
    imagei will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch
    ^^ i do not
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    this is what I call a platform game
  • imagei will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch
    boob joke
  • Hey, here's a screenshot from the as yet unreleased trailer for Half-Life 3

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  • Never-before-seen footage of Team Fortress 23

    image
  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    Gesso:

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  • More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
    I thought I would try to unlock all the Last Word spells in Imperishable Night before trying to clear Lunatic but ummmm, some of these requirements are quite steep. o_o
  • edited 2013-11-16 23:06:54
    ...And even when your hope is gone
    move along, move along, just to make it through
    (2015 self)
    So, you are a medieval kid covered in mud and you have no home because the mercenaries burned it down and killed your parents, so you joined the next band of mercenaries that came around and swore revenge. So, you go to a faraway town and then the stupid peasants (who are nothing like your super-non-nithing parents) won't give you their money so you have to burn down some houses, and then the stupid peasants try to fight (and lose, unlike your super-awesome parents who must have had the entire band of mercenaries sneak attack them at the same time and cheat to beat your parents) so you have to kill then to get the gold, and then this stupid brat covered in ash swears revenge on you (little twerp, doesn't even know how to hold the stick right that he throws at you, unlike younger you, who totally sounded like Gotz von Berlichingen mixed with Ulrich von Lichtenstein and totally beaned a mercenary with your stick and made the leader of the band so scared he has nightmares about you coming in to WRECK HIS NITHING FACE). So, you go beating up people for money until people start paying you to leave them alone, and then you find that sweet spot where you don't even have to beat up people to get money and now you have enough resources to go after the band that wrecked your hometown (cause you be the leader of your own band now) and you wreck some nithing face and the guy recognizes you as that mud covered kid from twenty years ago, and then the world is your oyster and you can stop being a mercenary but you have become a different person from the boy you were, and you just can't find a home, and the people are all scared of you just cause you beat them up sometimes and burn their crops, and after a few years you remember ash boy and you decide to face him like a man and give him a dang hard fight, and when you lose the fight you look into ash-boy's face and think of how you are passing down the torch and keeping the flame of the mercenary spirit going. Good job' ash-boy. You done me proud.


    Or, maybe you decide to grow up to become the next William Marshall and you end up honorably defeating your enemies in battle and inspiring an ash-coverred boy to follow the trail of glory you blaze.

    Whatever floats yer boat.
  • John Marshall made his decision; now let him enforce it
  • ...And even when your hope is gone
    move along, move along, just to make it through
    (2015 self)
    Note: William Marshall's parents were not murdered nor did he lose his home to mercenaries. I just use him as an example of the person who becomes the perfect bad-A and honorably defeats his opponents and inspires people to believe in the ideal of a brave hero protecting the weak and living with honor.
  • ...And even when your hope is gone
    move along, move along, just to make it through
    (2015 self)

    John Marshall made his decision; now let him enforce it

    Ugh, Andrew Jackson. A man for whom I lack the words to adequately express my disgust. Burn in heck, Old hickory.


    Speaking of people named John Marshall making decisions, I would like to reiterate the "anvil and hammer to make more sons" story.
  • THIS MACHINE KILLS FASCISTS

    you


    you

    nubble digger
    image
  • The sadness will last forever.
    figger
  • More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
    Torch passing down the ash covered boy?
  • ...And even when your hope is gone
    move along, move along, just to make it through
    (2015 self)
    Miko said:

    Torch passing down the ash covered boy?

    Miko said:

    Torch passing down the ash covered boy?

    Miko said:

    Torch passing down the ash covered boy?


    Yes. The pun was too good to resist.
  • The sadness will last forever.
    playing with horses
  • imagei will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch
    image
  • The sadness will last forever.
    daw
  • i am back from mom's b-day movie.
  • also there is a seriously huge house centipede loose in my room
  • also there is a seriously huge house centipede loose in my room

    use your cat powers to kill it.
  • it is in my room because my sister wanted it out of hers and i could not bring myself to kill it and it escaped the box i was trying to catch it in so i could set it free ;_;
  • this is what compassion gets you boy

    centipedes

    centipedes everywhere
  • but house centipedes kill other critters that i am less fond of...
  • and i want to not be a disappointment who continuously breaks things


    but that's the breaks
  • I'm at the point where I'm tired and I need to sleep, but my body just won't fall asleep. I've been laying in bed for two hours with my eyes closed, but I can't fucking fall asleep.
  • Pool Checkers sounds fun.

    I'm at the point where I'm tired and I need to sleep, but my body just won't fall asleep. I've been laying in bed for two hours with my eyes closed, but I can't fucking fall asleep.

    man everyone is sad tonight :(
  • For once, or maybe twice, I was in my prime.
    Would it make anyone feel better if I said I was feeling alright at least?
  • imagei will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch
    i'm not feeling anything much, and this is ok
  • Pool Checkers sounds fun.

    I'm at the point where I'm tired and I need to sleep, but my body just won't fall asleep. I've been laying in bed for two hours with my eyes closed, but I can't fucking fall asleep.

    man everyone is sad tonight :(
    What's Pool Checkers?

    Also, not so much sad as mildly annoyed, as I'm too tired to get any useful work done on coding or reading John Cage, but not tired enough to actually be able to sleep. Thanks for the concern though.
  • Pool Checkers sounds fun.

    I'm at the point where I'm tired and I need to sleep, but my body just won't fall asleep. I've been laying in bed for two hours with my eyes closed, but I can't fucking fall asleep.

    man everyone is sad tonight :(
    What's Pool Checkers?

    Also, not so much sad as mildly annoyed, as I'm too tired to get any useful work done on coding or reading John Cage, but not tired enough to actually be able to sleep. Thanks for the concern though.
    Minor variant of American checkers with a larger board and different capturing rules that is, well, generally played by a pool. Apparently it is popular amongst African Americans in the south, or was at some point.

    I have a fascination with board and card games I don't talk about much. I actually invented my own card game once, albeit not a very good one.
  • For once, or maybe twice, I was in my prime.
    I don't care how old this is, I love it.

    image


  • Minor variant of American checkers with a larger board and different capturing rules that is, well, generally played by a pool. Apparently it is popular amongst African Americans in the south, or was at some point.

    I have a fascination with board and card games I don't talk about much. I actually invented my own card game once, albeit not a very good one.

    I see. That sounds kind of interesting. How are the capturing rules different?
  • Basically:
    One difference from the rules of English checkers is that a piece may
    capture both forward and backward. A player must capture an opponent's
    checker when possible (both forward and backward), but if two
    possibilities exist, the player may choose the sequence (even if one
    sequence has more jumps). The pieces are not removed until all jumps are
    completed and the player's hand is removed from his piece. A player may
    not capture an opponent more than one time. A player may not capture
    his own pieces. Another difference is that kings are flying kings. A
    king can jump any number of squares forward and backward. A king can
    make right turns after a jump and continue along another path after
    successfully taking an opponent. A king must also make all the possible
    jumps during a sequence. If the condition arises that one player has
    three kings and the other has just one king, the player who has the
    three kings must win within thirteen moves (even if the fourteenth move
    is a capture).
  • Basically:

    One difference from the rules of English checkers is that a piece may
    capture both forward and backward. A player must capture an opponent's
    checker when possible (both forward and backward), but if two
    possibilities exist, the player may choose the sequence (even if one
    sequence has more jumps). The pieces are not removed until all jumps are
    completed and the player's hand is removed from his piece. A player may
    not capture an opponent more than one time. A player may not capture
    his own pieces. Another difference is that kings are flying kings. A
    king can jump any number of squares forward and backward. A king can
    make right turns after a jump and continue along another path after
    successfully taking an opponent. A king must also make all the possible
    jumps during a sequence. If the condition arises that one player has
    three kings and the other has just one king, the player who has the
    three kings must win within thirteen moves (even if the fourteenth move
    is a capture).
    Interesting. I'll have to look into that sometime.

    Speaking of board games, I need to remember to look for a Pente board at some point. That's a fun party game to play with friends.
  • Thing I linked to on the last page is quite fun. Hard, though.
  • The sadness will last forever.
    cat hugging simulator
  • flyback
    racerback
    proback
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