Also, we totally need to bring back all the Crurotarsi. And we most especially need to bring back Chanaresuchus, because dang, that yellow color. I mean, look at this thing:
Today, if you say you see an over five-meter crocodile, they will call you a liar. Gone are the days when you could easily find Seven-meter crocodiles.
Ah, Lolong, you were wonderful, and all of us grieved at your death. We knew you never ate that girl, and you never ate that man. We all knew it was Potol, at whose name we all shudder. With fear or wonder, I cannot say.
It's a shame they couldn't take better care of you, Lolong. Truly a shame.
There is only one crocodile that could fight Potol and live. A crocodile of legendary size, whose name rings through the stars. A notorious man-eater who has eaten over 300 people. A crocodile whose name inspires terror in his enemies...
But ah, with Lolong dead and Gustave so elusive, and Potol an unimaginable titan; the true hero of the age is Brutus, the one-armed. Words are insufficient to speak of his majesty.
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I've come, and surely the rest of your friends will come!
You do consider me a friend, right?
I mean, look at them!
guess i'll try to be more sparing with images in non-image-heavy threads
I only dream of such a thing.
Today, if you say you see an over five-meter crocodile, they will call you a liar. Gone are the days when you could easily find Seven-meter crocodiles.
It's a shame they couldn't take better care of you, Lolong. Truly a shame.
GUSTAVE
Turn the sound off, the narrator is stupid as heck.
Tapewormniss.
so many famous Lunas