The Trash Heap of the Heapers' Hangout

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  • edited 2013-11-15 12:11:55
    imagei will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch
    cast-leh

    ans-wurr

    wed-nez-day
  • edited 2013-11-15 12:13:20
    image Wee yea erra chs hymmnos mea.
    Glowk-esturr-shy-urr.
  • edited 2013-11-15 12:15:56
    imagei will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch
    mar-ee-leh-bown

    pew-gee-ot

    com-fort-ab-leh
  • >
    tho i do know a girl who pronounces it like 'wu-men'

    and so do I

    > but it doesn't

    well it ought to

    so I'm doing my duty to push it in that direction
  • imagei will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch
    i am going to push back the other way

    TWICE AS FORCEFULLY
  • imagei will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch
    i refuse to live in a world of nifes and filosofy
  • > pew-jee-ot

    Fun fact: the first time I saw that name, that's how I pronounced it.

    Show me "peugeot" these days and I still think that first.  If you say "peu zhoe" to me I will still recognize it, though.
  • imagei will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch
    i used 'tho' earlier, and i am aware of the irony of this
  • > i am going to push back the other way

    HAVE AT YOU!




  • imagei will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch
    i corrected that to pew-gee-ot because i realized the j sound isn't actually consistent with English phonetics

    well, it is, but only because of the particular rule about g when followed by e
  • edited 2013-11-15 12:21:33
    imagei will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch
    English spelling is a colourful and bizarre thing and not a thing needs doing to change this

    it's a written language that's very much in touch with its history, and i like that
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022

    Funny thing: Legally speaking, the only thing you have to do to change your name in England is to start using the new name. Of course, in practice, banks and stuff get wary if you start claiming to be Sir Champagne Whiskey Rumbottle III without proof.

    It always bothered me that in America you have to ask a judge to change your name

    Names shouldn't be something the government has any say in :\
  • "It is a matter of grave importance that Fairy tales should be respected.... Whosoever alters them to suit his own opinions, whatever they are, is guilty, to our thinking, of an act of presumption, and appropriates to himself what does not belong to him." -- Charles Dickens
    Tachyon said:

    well, you have two names, then, i guess

    i realize this is completely trivial but sometimes i think of myself as tachyon in my 'head voice', and then i feel weird

    "Bruce isn't what I call myself."
  • "It is a matter of grave importance that Fairy tales should be respected.... Whosoever alters them to suit his own opinions, whatever they are, is guilty, to our thinking, of an act of presumption, and appropriates to himself what does not belong to him." -- Charles Dickens
    Speaking of the ame Hermioe, I wonder how many people today know where it comes from.
  • edited 2013-11-15 13:18:31
    ...And even when your hope is gone
    move along, move along, just to make it through
    (2015 self)
    Yay!  First day of the inversion!  A month and a half later than usual!

    Remember, the air in my valley is the equivalent of second-hand smoke starting today, and will get progressively worse until the winter ends.  Official warnings are to not go outside, or if you must go outside, to hold your breath and bring a light so you can be seen through the fog.

    All air polution stays in the valley, so driving cars should be only done at necessity to restrict the amount of exhaust.

    The air currents carry the air pollution from the big cities to my valley, where it stays until Spring, when it becomes hot enough to rise over the mountains.  Same cities have legal ownership of my valley's aquifer.
  • edited 2013-11-15 13:19:15
    ...And even when your hope is gone
    move along, move along, just to make it through
    (2015 self)

    >
    tho i do know a girl who pronounces it like 'wu-men'

    and so do I

    > but it doesn't

    well it ought to

    so I'm doing my duty to push it in that direction

    Glennmagnusharvey now Persona Non Grata in Rozburg, and any found harboring Glennmagnusharvey will be exiled.

    NO DESCRIPTIVISTS IN MY IMAGINARY LANDS.
  • ...And even when your hope is gone
    move along, move along, just to make it through
    (2015 self)
    Oh, I killed the thread.
  • My dreams exceed my real life
  • Aliroz said:

    Yay!  First day of the inversion!  A month and a half later than usual!

    Remember, the air in my valley is the equivalent of second-hand smoke starting today, and will get progressively worse until the winter ends.  Official warnings are to not go outside, or if you must go outside, to hold your breath and bring a light so you can be seen through the fog.

    All air polution stays in the valley, so driving cars should be only done at necessity to restrict the amount of exhaust.

    The air currents carry the air pollution from the big cities to my valley, where it stays until Spring, when it becomes hot enough to rise over the mountains.  Same cities have legal ownership of my valley's aquifer.

    Them cities need to own less stuff.
  • ...And even when your hope is gone
    move along, move along, just to make it through
    (2015 self)
    Things Ali Hates:  Bacon, Snow, Illegitimate Children, Fresh Milk, bathing, Bread with seeds in it, illigetimate chlidren bathing in fresh milk eating bacon on top of bread with seeds on it while it snows outside.

  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    My home internet access is back on

    Yay!
  • ...And even when your hope is gone
    move along, move along, just to make it through
    (2015 self)

    Looking over the posts I made yesterday.


    Every single one of them is a gem. 

    I was on fire that night.
    You totally were!

    Look at Jimmy, he's sitting in the corner and crying in shame because he was so outclassed there.
  • My dreams exceed my real life
    I like snow.

    I probably wouldn't if I had lived at a time significantly earlier in history.
  • The sadness will last forever.
    token male
  • The sadness will last forever.
    yay
  • ...And even when your hope is gone
    move along, move along, just to make it through
    (2015 self)

    im a real cat

    Hey, may I use one of your nine lives to bring back a Theriosuchus pusillus?
  • nop they are all mine
  • ...And even when your hope is gone
    move along, move along, just to make it through
    (2015 self)
    Or maybe a Goniopholis simus, which are extinct and make me go all happy and explode from the cuteness.

    image
  • "It is a matter of grave importance that Fairy tales should be respected.... Whosoever alters them to suit his own opinions, whatever they are, is guilty, to our thinking, of an act of presumption, and appropriates to himself what does not belong to him." -- Charles Dickens

    ... Hermione is Helen of Troy's daughter. She was eight years old when Paris took away her mom.

    There was a prophecy that the Achaeans could only capture Troy with the son of Achilles, so they send Odysseus to the island of Scyros, where the teenage Achilles had impregated the princess around when this whole Trojan business began, to tell his teenage son Neoptolemus that he could marry Helen's sexy twenty-something daughter if he joined the war.

    Hermione wasn't too happy with this betrothal, especially since Neptolemus came to Sparta with a slave girl named Andromache as war booty. So she ran away with her first cousin Orestes (the matricide guy) and had a family with him instead.

  • Orestes as in the guy from the Orestia?

    Huh. Wondered what happened to him after Athena cleared him with the Harpies.
  • ...And even when your hope is gone
    move along, move along, just to make it through
    (2015 self)
    Clade Suchia.  I love them all, all of them, so much.
  • "It is a matter of grave importance that Fairy tales should be respected.... Whosoever alters them to suit his own opinions, whatever they are, is guilty, to our thinking, of an act of presumption, and appropriates to himself what does not belong to him." -- Charles Dickens

    Orestes as in the guy from the Orestia?

    Yes indeed.
  • The sadness will last forever.
    roar
  • i now have android kit kat sitting on my desktop


    now all i need is a micro usb cable
  • image Wee yea erra chs hymmnos mea.
    Android Pocky
    Android Jaffa Cake
    Android McVities Digestive Biscuit
    Android Mars Bar
  • "It is a matter of grave importance that Fairy tales should be respected.... Whosoever alters them to suit his own opinions, whatever they are, is guilty, to our thinking, of an act of presumption, and appropriates to himself what does not belong to him." -- Charles Dickens

    roar

    Your avatar looks so dignified.
  • ...And even when your hope is gone
    move along, move along, just to make it through
    (2015 self)
    Crocodylotarsi > Suchia > Paracrocodylomorpha > Loricata > Crocodylomorpha > Crocodiloform > Mesoeucrocodylia > Metasuchia > Neosuchia > Eusuchia > Crocodylia > Brevirostes > Crocodyloidia > Crocodylidae > Crocodylinae > Crocodylus > Crocodylus Acutus

    That's as far as you can go back before Birds enter the picture.

    And Suchia is one branch of Crocodylotarsi, and Paracrocodylomorpha is one branch of Suchia, and so on.  You know what?  The only living ones are in Crocodylia.

    All Living ones, in Order Crocodilia.  That's why I use the term Crocodilian to refer to Crocodiles, Caimans, Gharials, Alligators.

    But I love all Crocodylotarsi.
  • The sadness will last forever.
    ^ ^ really?
  • The sadness will last forever.
    robotism

    radical robotism

    radrob
  • The sadness will last forever.
    robot month
  • ...And even when your hope is gone
    move along, move along, just to make it through
    (2015 self)
    Also, I adopted all the Phytosaurs, so they get the same love as all Crocodylotarsi, despite cladistics.  Sure, Crocodylotarsi is closer to birds than Phytosaurs, but Phytosaurs are so much more crocodile-like.

    I mean, look at this:

    image
  • The sadness will last forever.
    reptiles are so cute
  • The sadness will last forever.
    MSTing an overrated webcomic
  • edited 2013-11-15 14:44:04
    ...And even when your hope is gone
    move along, move along, just to make it through
    (2015 self)
    So, yeah, we should bring back the old usage of Crurotarsi so we can include the Phytosaurs with the Crocodylotarsi in the same clade without birds.  I don't care if it's wrong.

    And the Aetosaurs can come, too, they're a bunch of fun, I like them.
  • The sadness will last forever.
    roar
  • small boing upon the river thame

    hi heap.
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