The Trash Heap of the Heapers' Hangout

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  • imagei will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch
    Tess of the D'Urbervilles speedrun
  • one of the things I really dislike about DOTA2 (the only game generally recognized as an eSport I have ever played, unless one wants to talk about the BOILeR league) is how transparently gamey everything is. There's almost no flavor at all, it's like chess and I'm really not into that.
  • imagei will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch
    let's read Pamela

    lol at this noob who stumbles on the word 'calimanco'
  • like there's stuff in the game (creep stacking for instance) that is totally contrary to both immersion and normal game logic, it'd be bad design if it was any other game.
  • I think the thing that crushed my soul the most in that regard was a speedrun LP of Antichamber someone did.
  • imagei will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch

    one of the things I really dislike about DOTA2 (the only game generally recognized as an eSport I have ever played, unless one wants to talk about the BOILeR league) is how transparently gamey everything is. There's almost no flavor at all, it's like chess and I'm really not into that.

    i haven't played it, but this is what i mean, really

    i understand it's just a game and that's ok, but generally i want something more, idk, imaginary in my entertainment
  • edited 2013-11-13 13:14:15
    ...And even when your hope is gone
    move along, move along, just to make it through
    (2015 self)
    Okay, in truth, it was Walter Tirel who shot William Rufus, it wasn't a disease; and there is no such thing as a disease that makes you get an arrow in your lung.

    Anyways, I know you guys don't like Tv Tropes, but I really do like the trope Politeness Judo, especially because I am extremely susceptible to it.  My parents can make me do practically anything with that.
  • imagei will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch
    actually that Shakespeare Wikia comment was inaccurate

    a more authentic equivalent wouldn't just consider the words used, it would be a close examination of the oldest published copies of the texts, with rigorous analysis of the shape of every letter on the page

    if you don't know how the counters in the letter 'g's on the 17th page of the First Folio version of Twelfth Night differ from those on the 8th page of the Merchant of Venice you're not a true fan
  • I get the feeling we're talking about two largely different things.

    Oh well.

    At any rate I feel like a hypocrite anyway because I'm playing Risk of Rain right now which is absurdly gamey, taking some influence from Roguelikes and whatnot.
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    I'm here

    I had some weird dreams

    I added them to my dream journal so they'll show up in my thread about that eventualy
  • imagei will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch
    don't think i'd read the Politeness Judo page before

    interesting
  • imagei will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch

    I get the feeling we're talking about two largely different things.

    probably, but i think i get what you mean all the same, and i don't disagree
  • imagei will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch
    image

    stomp stomp stomp stomp
  • Smee, Maiman, Doktar, Pavelier, Button-Lee, Juan Ovyu
    Videogames have to be eSports or epic cinematic experiences that push the boundaries of storytelling
  • Smee, Maiman, Doktar, Pavelier, Button-Lee, Juan Ovyu
    The King of Fighters XIII is shit because Mai has big tits :^)
  • imagei will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch
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  • there are at least 4 different things americans call soft drinks just sayin
  • imagei will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch
    of course there are

    i just found 'go back to Canada Iowa' amusing

    i would say 'fizzy drinks' but i am not American
  • video games are shit! and all of that other stuff you nerds like :D
  • Smee, Maiman, Doktar, Pavelier, Button-Lee, Juan Ovyu
    Well then fashion is shitter.
  • everyone wears clothing

    only losers play video games

  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    In Ohio most people say "pop"

    But my family says "soda" because my mom grew up in California and picked that up there
  • ...And even when your hope is gone
    move along, move along, just to make it through
    (2015 self)
    Cafe Anglais: A Restaurant where none of the workers have tuberculosis, and the windows are not covered in moss.  Also, the floor tiling tessellates!  And the food contains matter!  The whole place is very structurally sound.  You can taste the food when you eat it!  It's habitable!  All the words are spelled properly!  There are chairs so you can sit down!  Also, you are statistically unlikely to get run over by a car when you are inside the building!
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    My sister's school uses Gmail

    My school uses Outlook Web App

    CentralAve = jealous
  • Aliroz said:

    Cafe Anglais: A Restaurant where none of the workers have tuberculosis, and the windows are not covered in moss.  Also, the floor tiling tessellates!  And the food contains matter!  The whole place is very structurally sound.  You can taste the food when you eat it!  It's habitable!  All the words are spelled properly!  There are chairs so you can sit down!  Also, you are statistically unlikely to get run over by a car when you are inside the building!

    damn that sounds like one helluva place
  • imagei will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch
    i suck at both fashion and games

    fashion is not as hard as video games but failing at it is more likely to get you judged by people with opinions worth caring about
  • imagei will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    Aliroz said:

    Cafe Anglais: A Restaurant where none of the workers have tuberculosis, and the windows are not covered in moss.  Also, the floor tiling tessellates!  And the food contains matter!  The whole place is very structurally sound.  You can taste the food when you eat it!  It's habitable!  All the words are spelled properly!  There are chairs so you can sit down!  Also, you are statistically unlikely to get run over by a car when you are inside the building!

    dam nwaiterman this place sounds perfect
    howe are wer esupposed to cmpete with thiss

    we could try serving food this week
    instead of just handing out polaroid pictures of barbie cdolls like we di last week

    good idea chef
    here, help me bring the stove back in from the alley

    alright chef
    what's it doing back here, anyway

     iwas using it to weigh down some blankets for my picnic
    but i'm done with that now
  • Smee, Maiman, Doktar, Pavelier, Button-Lee, Juan Ovyu

    everyone wears clothing


    only losers play video games

    mods he's being mean :(( please ban
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  • image Wee yea erra chs hymmnos mea.
    Early morning blood tests and whining at my bank that they are incompetent. Tomorrow is going to be wonderful.
  • ...And even when your hope is gone
    move along, move along, just to make it through
    (2015 self)
    The floor has no holes and is not slanted!  There are restrooms that you don't have to pay money to use!  No rats!  No mice!  No cockroaches! No flies!  We don't just take your money and laugh, you receive food in return for giving us money!  And you get the food the same day that you pay for it!  The doors both open and close!  Without creaking!  We have non-rusty utensils that don't break; and you don't have to pay for them!  Food contains, by weight, less than three per-cent shoelaces!  In fact, the food contains Zero percent shoelaces by weight!  No shoelaces in our food at all!  The doorknob is safe to touch!  And so is the door!  The temperature and air pressure is such so as to be non-lethal to humans!  We have breathable air!  Cafe Anglais has been rated "Not The Worst Restaurant In The World"..  Our staff is one hundred per-cent kidnapper-free!  No kidnappers!
  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    i want to go to california

    even sacramento
  • imagei will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch
    Aliroz said:

    There are restrooms that you don't have to pay money to use!

    making it superior to Birmingham New Street Station, at least
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    Aliroz said:

    The floor has no holes and is not slanted!  There are restrooms that you don't have to pay money to use!  No rats!  No mice!  No cockroaches! No flies!  We don't just take your money and laugh, you receive food in return for giving us money!  And you get the food the same day that you pay for it!  The doors both open and close!  Without creaking!  We have non-rusty utensils that don't break; and you don't have to pay for them!  Food contains, by weight, less than three per-cent shoelaces!  In fact, the food contains Zero percent shoelaces by weight!  No shoelaces in our food at all!  The doorknob is safe to touch!  And so is the door!  The temperature and air pressure is such so as to be non-lethal to humans!  We have breathable air!  Cafe Anglais has been rated "Not The Worst Restaurant In The World"..  Our staff is one hundred per-cent kidnapper-free!  No kidnappers!

    this polace is gonna put us out of business chef :(

    this is worrying

    chef, i dont wanan go back to being a corssing guard
    nobody listens to you if your stop sign says "um if that's ok with you" underneath "STOP"

    don't worry waitemran
    we'll come up with a plan
  • The sadness will last forever.
    murrica
  • edited 2013-11-13 14:56:24
    ...And even when your hope is gone
    move along, move along, just to make it through
    (2015 self)
    We pay our employees!  With money!  That can be used!  By exchanging it for goods and services!  In the same continent on which we are located!  Also, the tables are not made of silly putty and do not stick to your fingers!  The door opens both ways, so you can actually exit the building!  And it does not lead to a 200 meter drop!  The floor has friction, so you can move around! Our food is edible and the surgeon general says it is "safer than smoking cigars".

    The joke here is that you could say these things about any restaurant, even the best restaurant; and it would all be true.  Cafe Anglais is an actual restaurant that closed in 1913.   On second thought, I should have gone with Le Chateaubriand, the Ninth best restaurant in the world.
  • Stop touching my magic 8one!
  • The sadness will last forever.
    danish
  • imagei will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch
    chef gets up on to a table, looks at the sky, yells CAFE AGNLAIS

    big writing pops up on the screen: CHEF AND WAITERMAN VS THE ADEQUATE RESTAURANT

    dun dun dun dun da dun
  • imagei will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch
    i would write this fanfic but i haven't the time so i will wait for the official story
  • image Wee yea erra chs hymmnos mea.
    Chefman and Waitergirl in: Chefman and Waitergirl vs. Steakbloke.
  • The sadness will last forever.
    catty
  • The sadness will last forever.
    roar
  • imagei will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch
    i wish i could say i can't stand Katy Perry

    the truth is she annoys me no end but her songs are so catchy that i end up enjoying them anyway
  • The sadness will last forever.
    comic books > webcomics
  • imagei will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch
    most comics that i like are webcomics

    but that may be because i have no money for comic books
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