The Trash Heap of the Heapers' Hangout

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  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    midnight snack

    pudding cup

    I shall have one
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    These old point-and-click games that rely heavily on dark areas in their graphics

    I get the impression they weren't really made with backlit LCD screens in mind

    image
  • someone should take me out for a midnight snack

    where would you go?
    iunno
  • These old point-and-click games that rely heavily on dark areas in their graphics


    I get the impression they weren't really made with backlit LCD screens in mind

    image
    what are you playing?

    it kinda looks like the point-and-click sections from Hell Night.

    someone should take me out for a midnight snack

    where would you go?
    iunno
    I would suggest a local pizzeria.
  • man there ain't no places like that open at this time

    there's like Hardees

    and...

    White Castle
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    Naney and CA go to White Castle
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    I was playing Dark Fall: The Journal

    I'm a sucker for that kind of cheesy point-and-click adventure

    I bought it from GOG like a year ago but never finished it, so I've been working at that while my internet's been out
  • man there ain't no places like that open at this time


    there's like Hardees

    and...

    White Castle
    true

    Hardee's is good, right? I've only ever been to one and it was years ago.
  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    Out here we have CARL'S JR.

    #DesertPlainWasteland
  • hardees is nice IMO
  • The sadness will last forever.
    carls jr is yummy
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    the universe is a big place, perhaps even the biggest
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    I love Hardee's but there are none in this city

    The nearest one is in Circleville an hour and a half away
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    Pillows said:the universe is a big place, perhaps even the biggest


    You've reminded me that I need to finish
    Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy
  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    I haven't done anything with Paper Mario: A Pony Tale in a while.
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    >HRH: Greet Royal Guard

    While you're always sure to treat all members of HER ROYAL HIGHNESS'S ARMED FORCES with the kindness and respect they deserve, you must admit to yourself that you have favorites. GUARDSMAN LEE PAYNE is the son of GENERAL SIR RALPH S. PAYNE, who earned the nickname "Royal Payne" for his decades of dedicated service to the Crown. You've known the younger Payne almost all your life, so the two of you have become quite close. Despite being his superior, you often find each other interacting as though you're equals.
  • More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
    I just watched all 5 of these vids. This game looks cute and fun, even if the enemy attacks seem a little light for the most part.

  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    > HRH: Find Guardsman Payne

    You open the door to your bedroom slightly and peek out to see if Guardsman Payne is at his post. He is, but he's not paying attention...he's just sitting there, texting.

    >HRH: Fire Payne

    Nah, you love Payne too much to fire him over something like this. Besides, it's your own damn fault for letting him get away this kind of stuff his entire life. What kind of a boss are you?

    >HRH: Play a prank on Payne

    You rush back into your room and grab an AIR HORN from under your bed. Why do you have that? You don't know, you just had a feeling it'd come in handy someday. You open the door, point the horn towards Payne, and...

    HOOOOOOOONK!

    Payne hops up with a start, dropping his phone on the floor. He reflexively draws his pistol before he sees it's just you. Payne lets out a heavy sigh.

    "Good morning, Your Royal Highness," he says.
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    screw this, I'm going for a walk

    back in a bit, everypony
  • More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
  • imagei will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch
    sparkling unicorn boogers
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    Back now

    Funny, I was just thinking "aww, I didn't get to talk to Tachyon today" and there you are! ^_^
  • More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
  • imagei will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch
    hi CA! :)

    how was your walk?
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    Not too bad! I went around the back of the neighborhood, something I don't do very often because I find it less interesting

    But it's actually kind of pretty at night...
  • Miko said:

    man this just reminds me where's the damn steam version already.  c'mon volvo
  • imagei will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch
    you like walking after dark, don't you?

    my brother is like that...
  • imagei will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch
    wait, Volvo as in the car manufacturer?
  • Tachyon said:

    wait, Volvo as in the car manufacturer?

    some dumb meme thing.  apparently dota 2 fans actually spammed volvo's page over valve not doing some dota 2 thing.  this being space year 2013, volvo responded.
  • Tachyon said:

    you like walking after dark, don't you?

    my brother is like that...

    The dark is a better setting for walking than daytime.

    Sure, there's an increased chance for weirdos that may want to stab you, but is that really that much worse than the weirdos that want you to buy their product and fake smiles as they pretend to be happy suburban people?

    Also you know, Ghosts, they come out at night more than daytime, that's an increased chance to run into someone you knew possibly.
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    Tachyon said:

    you like walking after dark, don't you?

    my brother is like that...

    I do. It's a lot more peaceful-seeming to me than during the day when there are people about...
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    Galaxy S III
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    I tried fooling Google Now by asking who the current king of the UK was

    It said "Elizabeth II"

    I can't decide if that counts as a wrong answer or not
  • I Pod's newest product I Robot.

    Buy your robo companion today. they even come with food bags on the end of sticks.
  • I tried fooling Google Now by asking who the current king of the UK was


    It said "Elizabeth II"

    I can't decide if that counts as a wrong answer or not
    If the Burger King married Wendy, would she be the Burger Queen? Or am I thinking Arbys.
  • imagei will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch
    @spinor ah, i get it

    fair play, sounds like Volvo have more of a sense of humour than Valve themselves

    @Counterclock i think it depends on the neighbourhood, whether it's safe or not

    and whether there's ghosts
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    Trying to stump Google Now is less fun than trying to stump Siri

    Because Siri will at least respond to every question, whereas if GN can't find a quick answer it'll just show you search results
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    FreeBSD
  • More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
    aaa I hate when I drink and then take my pills and then feel terrible but at least it's quiet and also I have doggies
  • imagei will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch
    what kind of doggies?
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    why did i spend time on this

    image
  • imagei will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch
    cute
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    Also "Alicorn 1" dates to that earlier part of this year when I thought that otherkin was the coolest thing ever

    Man that was a weird phase
  • imagei will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch
    i never knew about that

    otherkin always just seemed kinda funny to me, honestly
  • imagei will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch
    ...is that insulting?  probably

    for the record, you're cool

    and so's Naney
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    That's because I never talked about it

    I thought it would make me look weird or something

    Anyway, maybe if I can find suitable icons in one of those Linux icon sets, I'll make a better mockup of that imaginary phone

    It'll give me something to do when I'm without internet access
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    You know, my brother has me in his phone contacts as "The Princess" with a picture of Rolling Bubbles from Powerpuff Girls Z

    This amuses me
  • THIS MACHINE KILLS FASCISTS
    http://www.slate.com/articles/life/culturebox/2011/10/generation_catalano_the_generation_stuck_between_gen_x_and_the_m.html

    Hmmm. I know I've brought this up before, but my "generation" has always bugged me. Most of the famous Gen X movies describe people 5-10 years older than I am (my cousins' age), and they always struck me as a bit over my head. Also, I'm a bit too old to be into a lot of the things millennials are into. So, cohort-wise, I've always been kind of that weird kid wandering around the lunch room, looking for people to sit with. 

    Also, is it just be, or did the Baby Boomers have a huge guilt complex (the yuppies, anyway)? It seems like a lot of Boomer movies are all handwringing about the 1960s, Vietnam, and even just normal adult stuff like parenthood. 
  • You know, my brother has me in his phone contacts as "The Princess" with a picture of Rolling Bubbles from Powerpuff Girls Z


    This amuses me
    her name is still just "Bubbles", Rolling Bubbles is her attack.
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