The Trash Heap of the Heapers' Hangout

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  • More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
  • Not so much.

    I did have a smoothie though, and so far wrote a page or two of stuff.

    I literally wrote the sentence "and then I jumped straight up into the sun" and it made complete sense in context and I'm taking a break because I don't know if I should try to top that.
  • i am going to be yelled at tomorrow
  • imagei will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch
    why's that?
  • The sadness will last forever.
    fried sandies
  • edited 2013-11-09 02:36:15
    READ MY CROSS SHIPPING-FANFICTION, DAMMIT!

    i get so angry sometimes i just punch plankton --Klinotaxis
    Haven said:

    Not so much.

    I did have a smoothie though, and so far wrote a page or two of stuff.

    I literally wrote the sentence "and then I jumped straight up into the sun" and it made complete sense in context and I'm taking a break because I don't know if I should try to top that.

    One of the last chapters I wrote had a character say "Keep your eye on the birdie" before he hit a badminton shuttlecock into the eye of a Wendigo.

    Just thought you'd like to know...
  • I approve.

    And if they elaborated on that one-liner, they could say they had to flesh it out.
  • imagei will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch
    image
  • The sadness will last forever.
    kiwi babies
  • edited 2013-11-09 02:39:29
    READ MY CROSS SHIPPING-FANFICTION, DAMMIT!

    i get so angry sometimes i just punch plankton --Klinotaxis
    One chapter there were so many bad puns that Dan threw a shoe at someone for suggesting someone else was his soul mate.

    It's oddly hilarious to think back on some of the stuff I've written.
  • More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
    :3
  • there is a rodent

    i do not wish to sleep
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    (continued from yesterday morning)

    Oops, I did it again! I played with your hea--

    Yeah, chef?

    Waiterman, are you almost here?

    Chef, you're in East TEnnessee. I've only been driving 15 minutes

    So you should be here soon right

    I'm still in Cleveland
    Can you hang out a big longer?

    Normally I'd say no, but for you...what the heck
    I'll be waiting here with the wolves

    Thanks Chef
    How are you doing, by the way?

    Not too bad
    I was keeping myself entertained with Android games until you called

    But che,f you called me

    oh right
    i guess i wasn't playing any games at all then

    aww
    how are yolu keeping enteratained

    well, there was a tree i climed a coulple times
    in fact, i'm still in it right now

    is ti a nice tree?

    it's a very tince cree, waiterman
    except for all the poison ivy i got on me

    well, i'm glad you found a nice tree, chef
    i'll see iyou in a few hours

    that's great, waiterman, thanks
    by the way, did you remember the brocooli?

    brocoli?

    yeah, the wolves are kinda hundry, so i promised them Fresh Cleveland Brocoli if they promised not to eat my nestle wax beetles

    i didn't bring any
    but i guess i can stop at Kroger and pick some up

    Thanks waiteramn
    see you in a bit
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    *pets the kitty*
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    image
  • the purrlice! :O
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    I want to go for another four-AM walk

    Is that creepy of me?
  • imagei will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch
    why on earth would that be creepy
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    i dunno, i just worry about people going "why is there some guy walking around our Affluent White Neighborhood® at this hour" or something

    but fuck them, i'm gonna do it anyway
  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    Affluent White Neighborhood®?

    I live in a neighborhood that's more diverse than that...more blacks and Hispanics...
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    I was mostly taking the piss, honestly

    This is a pretty diverse neighborhood, as is most of Columbus
  • The sadness will last forever.
    hispanics, blacks and asians
  • The sadness will last forever.
    candy sand
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    Alright, I'm goin' for a walk, y'all

    Gonna put on some coffee before I go so there's a nice hot drink waiting when I get back ^_^
  • Google searching my username then checking images is oddly hilarious. 

    I mostly get random pictures from here or from TVT that I just happened to post on the same page as that image. Though the last time I image searched my name I got porn because I happened to post on a page where someone linked to a FF7, which didn't show up this time. Rather glad about that, it's not something I wanted to be associated with.

    Though I did find some stuff I posted on gamefaqs, which was really weird and nostalgic at the same time, given that I haven't posted or even logged in to gamefaqs in about 7 years.

  • gmcfosho continues to be the realest


  • Pitchfork's idea of revolutionary rap music.
  • gmcfosho is the most revolutionary rapper



    Pitchfork's idea of revolutionary rap music.

    that squeaking sample in the background sounds familiar but i can't place it

    hmmm
  • the beat is pretty good but the rapping is some of the most nondescript I've heard in a long time.
  • my fave thing about that gmcfosho song is that he spends most of the tune singing terribly and then in the outro he starts singing properly and he's pretty decent.
  • ^ ^ he does sound intensely generic yes
  • I have essentially no ability to appreciate music made ironically.

    ^ ^ he does sound intensely generic yes

    He is literally every New York "street" rapper from the past three years with no personality and a small fanbase that loves him because he's "real".
  • gmcfosho can be pretty funny at times, in a strictly non-ironic manner
  • speaking of New York rappers I don't normally like; Action Bronson's Blue Chips 2 is pretty good, if not quite as good as the first one to me if only because I heard that before I knew that Bronson is kind of an enormous douche.

    but hey it's got "Contemporary Man" and many songs like it on it so it's p. good.
  • i saw that on pitchfork earlier today when i was browsing about boredly

    it's funny how knowing someone's a complete douchecanoe can ruin a piece of music
  • i saw that on pitchfork earlier today when i was browsing about boredly


    it's funny how knowing someone's a complete douchecanoe can ruin a piece of music
    most of his music also sounds like douchebaggery.

    on Blue Chips and its sequel he sort of reminds me of Homer Simpson in that he's a douche but you get the impression that it's supposed to be funny and by and large it is.

    and then you listen to Saab Stories and it's like "no, he's actually that much of a fuck".
  • man this song is old enough to have a Charlie Sheen sample in it.
  • wow im nauseous now too

    (*sigh*)
  • this is pretty cool

    wow im nauseous now too


    (*sigh*)
    welcome to the past several days of my life.

    hugs?
  • hugs are good and appreciated
  • has it seriously been five years since "Electric Feel" came out?

    I enjoyed that song at the time but it's been a long time since I listened to it last.
  • edited 2013-11-09 04:34:40
    You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    Your name is HER ROYAL HIGHNESS PRINCESS ALICE and you are the head of state of the small PRINCIPALITY OF CENTRALIA. You were crowned Princess at age 7, after your mother, HER ROYAL HIGHNESS PRINCESS ELISABETH, mysteriously disappeared whilst researching magic. You hope that your own studies of the MAGICAL ARTS will one day lead to a loving mother-daughter reunion.
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    > HRH: Wake Prince

    You turn to your Prince's side of the bed, but it is empty. HIS ROYAL HIGHNESS PRINCE ANONUS is nowhere near the palace; he is in a faraway land called AMERICA conducting important business dealings with the world's leading MEDIA COMPANIES. Your heart aches knowing your lover is OVER 1200 MILES AWAY, but you both hold on in the knowledge that you'll be together again soon.
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    daaaaaaaaaaang

    there is nowhere near enough PM fanart
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