Zombie [Weapon/Biological/Necrological/Voodoological] HP: Forever CP: 1000000dc Popularity: 55% Danger/Risk: 75% ● Customer Death (Customers may be eaten by the zombie, reducing future sales) ● Customer Zombification (Customers might become Zombies, increasing the amount of Zombies that can be ordered at the cost of future sales) ● Employee Death (Employees may be killed by this product, reducing available future work force) ● Employee Zombification (Employees may turn into Zombies, increasing the amount of Zombies that can be stocked, at the cost of future work force) ● Shipping Mgt. Death (Shipping Mgt. may be killed, delaying the delivery of this product)
● Shipping Mgt. Zombification (Zombies will also be delivered when products are ordered, at the cost of delaying the delivery of future products) ● Stock Destruction (Brains) (Brain, Meat and other Organ-related products might be damaged upon the stocking of this product) ● Riot Risk High (Customers may invoke Riots against your store more often than usual) ● Protest Risk High (Customers may protest your store more often than usual) ● Store Quality Reduction (The stocking of this product may reduce the amount of advertising you are allowed to acquire) ● Stock Quality Reduction (The stocking of this product may reduce the available store space needed to house this product) ● Not-Live Animal Maintenance (Additional dc is not required to house this product) ● Calender Crisis Increase: Zombie Apocalypse (the amount of times Zombie Apocalypse will occur on the calendar is increased by 20%)
Combo Prods Human Brain (75%) Shotgun (25%) Chainsaw (44%) Cloth Tourniquet (22%) Tome of Fire Related Magic (22%) MRE Rations (25%) Feather (85%) Zombie Mulch (33%) Black Mana (25%)
Techtree Basics ● Zombie cannot be ordered, but are randomly stocked during Calender Crisis: "Zombie Apocalypse" days.
Remember back in the 50s when they'd record like Elvis singing YOU AIN'T NOTHIN BUT A HOUND DOG and then they'd turn the record over and reverse it and it was all NYERP NYERP NYERP NYERP NYERP and people were all like, "That is actually the voice of Satan coming from that song."
I'm going out for dinner in a few minutes. See you guys later.
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
^^^ Even the zombies? 'Cause that'll get recursive pretty quick.
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
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[Weapon/Biological/Necrological/Voodoological]
HP: Forever
CP: 1000000dc
Popularity: 55%
Danger/Risk: 75%
● Customer Death (Customers may be eaten by the zombie, reducing future sales)
● Customer Zombification (Customers might become Zombies, increasing the amount of Zombies that can be ordered at the cost of future sales)
● Employee Death (Employees may be killed by this product, reducing available future work force)
● Employee Zombification (Employees may turn into Zombies, increasing the amount of Zombies that can be stocked, at the cost of future work force)
● Shipping Mgt. Death (Shipping Mgt. may be killed, delaying the delivery of this product)
● Shipping Mgt. Zombification (Zombies will also be delivered when products are ordered, at the cost of delaying the delivery of future products)
● Stock Destruction (Brains) (Brain, Meat and other Organ-related products might be damaged upon the stocking of this product)
● Riot Risk High (Customers may invoke Riots against your store more often than usual)
● Protest Risk High (Customers may protest your store more often than usual)
● Store Quality Reduction (The stocking of this product may reduce the amount of advertising you are allowed to acquire)
● Stock Quality Reduction (The stocking of this product may reduce the available store space needed to house this product)
● Not-Live Animal Maintenance (Additional dc is not required to house this product)
● Calender Crisis Increase: Zombie Apocalypse (the amount of times Zombie Apocalypse will occur on the calendar is increased by 20%)
Combo Prods
Human Brain (75%)
Shotgun (25%)
Chainsaw (44%)
Cloth Tourniquet (22%)
Tome of Fire Related Magic (22%)
MRE Rations (25%)
Feather (85%)
Zombie Mulch (33%)
Black Mana (25%)
Techtree Basics
● Zombie cannot be ordered, but are randomly stocked during Calender Crisis: "Zombie Apocalypse" days.
And now you're going to DIE!
I'd still rather feed them to giant spiders.
My enemies I mean not zom8ies.
Kathy Bates is in the Blind side as a teacher
I like Batman: The Animated Series but don't watch it regularly for whatever reason.
Also (insert bitching about The Hub's on-air look here).
It sounds like the 8ad laugh in that one Family Guy cutaway gag except higher pitched.
I am tired and no longer wish to 8e around three dimensional meatspace type people for a while.
Vriskoz: so you want to be around cartoons?
Good, Ms. Potential Straggler went 8ye8ye.
*puts Vriska in the same room with Starscream*
surely, this can only go well.
That is not a ship that ever needed to enter my mind.
*smacks himself*