"It is a matter of grave importance that Fairy tales should be respected.... Whosoever alters them to suit his own opinions, whatever they are, is guilty, to our thinking, of an act of presumption, and appropriates to himself what does not belong to him." -- Charles Dickens
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
Oops, I did it again! I played with your heart! Got lost in the game, oh baby ba--
chef it's four in teh morning
why have you made my iphone play its ringtome
sorry waiterman but i'm in kind of a jam
i need yoru help
what's wrong, chef?
my car broke down
can you givem ea aride
sure, i'll be there in a few minutes, chef
where are you?
somewehre off I-75 in EAst Tennsesse
I think i'm south of KNobxville but I'm not sure
Eat TEnnessee?
Chef, I'm in Cleveland, Ohio
i can wait
what are ayou even doing down south, chef?
i needed some new bags for my vaccuume cleaner so i could clean for the big holiday tdinner tomorrow
tomorrow's not a holiday,c hcef
i know, but i wanted to get it out of the way since whe have that Kentucky Christmas thing to do next month
fair enough
but why go to tennesse for your vacuum bags?
because, i remembered that there's a 24-hour Wal-Mart in chattanooga
so i figured i would just go there real quick
how long hgae you been driving, chef
about 8 or 9 hours
but don't worry, i made usure to pee at this rest stop
that's good
but then whne i was done peeing i went to drive again
and my car is broken :(
that's bad
what's wrong with your car, chef
i can't getit to start
did you try turning the key?
wait, no
i hadn't thought of that
let me try it
hey, it works!
thanks waiterman
you're wel ome chef
i'll be on my waay then
these Chattanooga vacuum bags aren't gonna buy themselves! ^_^
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
Oops, I did it again! I played with your heart! Got lo--
helo?
it's me again watierman
what's up, chef?
my car broke down again
that's terible
what happened?
i was just driving along and it sputtered to a stop at the side of the highwayt
damn :(
did you make sure it had enough gas?
i thought i did
i maen, it said "low fuel" on the daskboard, but i could see that the needle was on "E" for "exceptionally full of gasoline" so i thought it mucst be a glitch
weird
i wonder what went wrong
anwyays, can you call a tow truck?
oh no waiterman
you know i don't trust tow rutkcs
not since that one time
chef, they only towed you that one time because you were illegally parked
well they should have put a sign!
how else am i suppose d to knwo i can't park on the sidewal, in front of a fire station?
good point, chef
they really need to cove this stuff in driver's ed
damn sgriaght
anyway
can you come get me
i dunno chef
it took you nine hours to get there
and it's 4:30 in the morning now
i'd have ot miss work for the dya...
i won't fire you
i promise
besides, you can't serve the customers food if i'm not there to cok it, can you?
chef, i can't serve customeors food even when you ARE there to cook it
last night you decided to unplug the stove so you could charge your Nexus 7 long enough to play Candy Crush Saga all night
yeah, that probably wasn't the best deicison, in retrospect
i should have unplugged the dishwasher instead
anwyasy, i'm kinda lonely
it's just me at the side of the road
in the dark
with the wolves
sigh
fine chef, i'm coiming
i'll be there in nine hours
Yay!
I'll be sure to call you lotso f times while your driving and bug you about how close you are
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
Hmmm, a bit late to this news, but: Blockbuster is finally dead. Really, this should have happened years ago, but they somehow managed to hang in there.
The chieftain of the comitatus, or small war band, is surrounded by noble warriors, his comites 'companions,' who have sworn to defend him with their lives. He, in turn, is unstintingly liberal in giving them gifts and weapons. . . . Their virtues were those of reckless and absolute personal courage, loyalty to one's chief; and on the chief's part, generosity and protection. The aim was glory--the fame of 'a good name' after death.
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to me it simply looks a lot like the original
Assassin poems, Poems that shoot
guns. Poems that wrestle cops into alleys
and take their weapons leaving them dead
Assassin poems, Poems that shoot
guns. Poems that wrestle cops into alleys
and take their weapons leaving them dead
Assassin poems, Poems that shoot
guns. Poems that wrestle cops into alleys
and take their weapons leaving them dead
Assassin poems, Poems that shoot
guns. Poems that wrestle cops into alleys
and take their weapons leaving them dead
Assassin poems, Poems that shoot
guns. Poems that wrestle cops into alleys
and take their weapons leaving them dead
Assassin poems, Poems that shoot
guns. Poems that wrestle cops into alleys
and take their weapons leaving them dead
fortun8ly I called my dad and he was a8le to tell me how to get it unlocked from the outside and get her out.
and happy 8irfday to you!
hopefully things will pick up from now on
and she is
it's from a vidya game, I'm sure. don't know what
death to the enemies of the Heap