Remember back in the 50s when they'd record like Elvis singing YOU AIN'T NOTHIN BUT A HOUND DOG and then they'd turn the record over and reverse it and it was all NYERP NYERP NYERP NYERP NYERP and people were all like, "That is actually the voice of Satan coming from that song."
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
Remember back in the 50s when they'd record like Elvis singing YOU AIN'T NOTHIN BUT A HOUND DOG and then they'd turn the record over and reverse it and it was all NYERP NYERP NYERP NYERP NYERP and people were all like, "That is actually the voice of Satan coming from that song."
I didn't really see it at first, either, but D&D Kobolds are itty-bitty lizard/dragon people. When I looked at it again after learning that, it made sense. Though I think someone mentioned in another thread that the original mythological kobolds were non-reptilian beast men.
Washing Machine [Appliance/Cleaning] HP: 1300 days CP: 17000dc Popularity: 1% Danger/Risk: 8% ● Customer Death ● Employee Death ● High Maintenance
Combo Prods Detergent (15%) Bleach (11%)
Techtree Basics ● Dishwasher is ordered from the "Appliances" department, and randomly comes in Awesome Dishwasher, Dishwasher and Bad Dishwasher qualities.
Primordial Dragon [Weapon/Biological] HP: 6550 days CP: 55750000dc Popularity: 100% Danger/Risk: 100% ● Customer Death (Customers may be killed by dragon, reducing future sales) ● Employee Death (Employees may be killed by this product, reducing available future work force) ● Shipping Mgt. Death (Shipping Mgt. may be killed, delaying the delivery of this product) ● Stock Destruction (Other products may be destroyed or eaten upon selling this product) ● Store Damage (Departments in the store may suffer damage upon the stocking of this product) ● Riot Risk High (Customers may invoke Riots against your store more often than usual) ● Protest Risk High (Customers may protest your store more often than usual) ● High Maintenance (It's a fucking dragon) ● Fire Damage Risk (it's a fucking dragon) ● Store Quality Reduction (The stocking of this product may reduce the amount of advertising you are allowed to acquire) ● Stock Quality Reduction (The stocking of this product may reduce the available store space needed to house this product) ● Live Animal Maintenance (Additional dc is required to house this Product for additional days) ● Security Breach (Shoplifting and Robbery may occur more often upon the stocking of this product)
Combo Prods Iron Sword (25%) Saddle (35%) Bridle (22%) Iron Spear (25%) Iron Armor (11%) Dragonbreeder Cage (15%) Fire Extinguisher (21%) Iron Chain (35%) Bucket (2%) Instant Lava/Magma (25%)
Techtree Basics ● Primordial Dragon is ordered from the "Mythical Creatures" department, and comes in at regular quality.
Remember back in the 50s when they'd record like Elvis singing YOU AIN'T NOTHIN BUT A HOUND DOG and then they'd turn the record over and reverse it and it was all NYERP NYERP NYERP NYERP NYERP and people were all like, "That is actually the voice of Satan coming from that song."
About how much is dimensional cash in any particular currency we have here?
Lets see, a Primordial Dragon in the Mart Dimension would cost, in U.S. Currency, $557,500.00.
so 1 dc would be 100 cents or $1.00 dollar here.
Generally all money can be converted to DC so all beings, from any dimensions, can sell and buy items from each other in the Mart Dimension, so you can like buy almost anything they stock in the store...at your own risk.
And you can pretty much buy ANYTHING in the Mart Dimension, it's just a matter of "do you have what you need in order to not be harmed with the items you purchase?"
So yeah you can buy a Dragon, and whether or not it kills you depends solely on you.
i get so angry sometimes i just punch plankton --Klinotaxis
" Though I think someone mentioned in another thread that the original mythological kobolds were non-reptilian beast men."
This is true. Originally it was probably little more than another name for "hobgoblin" or "house gnome", I.E. short people who do domestic chores for little gifts and play tricks on the home owners.
I think original or at least there was a version that lived in trees or where tree spirits. Also, there's kobolds of mines, which are pretty similar to dwarfs.
I'd cross my i's and dot my t's on this, but I gotta run a few errands before 2 PM.
Remember back in the 50s when they'd record like Elvis singing YOU AIN'T NOTHIN BUT A HOUND DOG and then they'd turn the record over and reverse it and it was all NYERP NYERP NYERP NYERP NYERP and people were all like, "That is actually the voice of Satan coming from that song."
@Viani: Interesting. And I like how taking care of this dragon requires "Instant Lava." It also seems to imply that there would be other elemental dragons.
Yeah, in game, you can buy a store, and with the DC profit you earn from it, expand the departments to sell different products. You can house a maximum of 20,000 shelves, whether it be 20,000 facings of Corn, or a random assortment of everything.
Hiring Employees will add bonus buffs to your store, protect your product and store, and enforce different effects to reduce many crisis that happen to the store.
Departments are different areas of your store that are licensed to handle your products, and increase the Popularity of the prods you are selling when you own that Department. Having a Produce Department allows Produce prods to gain a Popularity bonus. Having a Alcohol Department allows Alcohol prods to be sold and gains Popularity.
from my house, since I don't have a Pound calculator.
Laser-Beam Emitting Dragon [Weapon/Biological] HP: 6550 days CP: 73500000dc Popularity: 100% Danger/Risk: 100% ● Customer Death (Customers may be killed by dragon, reducing future sales) ● Employee Death (Employees may be killed by this product, reducing available future work force) ● Shipping Mgt. Death (Shipping Mgt. may be killed, delaying the delivery of this product) ● Environmental Damage (Dragon may destroy o-zone layer and other biomes, reducing Store Popularity upon selling) ● Acceptable War Policy Violation (Selling this product may cause tariffs or complaints from other dimensions, decreasing funding) ● Stock Destruction (Other products may be destroyed or eaten upon selling this product) ● Store Damage (Departments in the store may suffer damage upon the stocking of this product) ● Riot Risk High (Customers may invoke Riots against your store more often than usual) ● Protest Risk High (Customers may protest your store more often than usual) ● High Maintenance (It's a fucking dragon) ● Fire Damage Risk (it's a fucking dragon) ● Store Quality Reduction (The stocking of this product may reduce the amount of advertising you are allowed to acquire) ● Stock Quality Reduction (The stocking of this product may reduce the available store space needed to house this product) ● Live Animal Maintenance (Additional dc is required to house this Product for additional days) ● Security Breach (Shoplifting and Robbery may occur more often upon the stocking of this product)
Combo Prods Tesla Coil (25%) Magnesium Sulfate (15%) Laser-Dot Sight Accessory (22%) Laser-bladed Lance (25%) Space Shuttle (11%) Dragonbreeder Cage (15%) Laser-beam Reflector (21%) Holographic Television (35%) Television (2%) Pointing Laser Toy (25%) Lightsaber (55%)
Techtree Basics ● Laser-Beam Emitting Dragon is ordered from the "Bionic Creatures" department, and comes in at regular quality.
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
I seriously just woke up from a nap thinking it was after 8:00 at night.
Remember back in the 50s when they'd record like Elvis singing YOU AIN'T NOTHIN BUT A HOUND DOG and then they'd turn the record over and reverse it and it was all NYERP NYERP NYERP NYERP NYERP and people were all like, "That is actually the voice of Satan coming from that song."
Combo Prods
Holographic Television (35%)
Television (2%)
That's even funnier than the Instant Lava. I'm just imagining them watching TV and playing video games in their spare time.
The main thing that made me sad about the Tycoon games is that most of the wackiness was toned town to an acceptable E rating, in which if it was titled a T rating I could fit in wacky shit like Dragons, Black Market Specific items, Terrorism, Alcohol, Superalcohol and other things that a Mart has no business selling on a little kid's Wal-Mart Simulator game.
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Weight liftin' Lulu is under the lawn
Weight liftin' Lulu forever is gone
Weight liftin' Lulu is under the lawn
DANCE PARTY
MLPFIM
Fun percentage is now -865
Hm
I should really watch MLP right about now, considering i'm the only one here besides my dog
and she don't care
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B̤̺͍̰͕̺̠̕u҉̖͙̝̮͕̲ͅm̟̼̦̠̹̙p͡s̹͖ ̻T́h̗̫͈̙̩r̮e̴̩̺̖̠̭̜ͅa̛̪̟͍̣͎͖̺d͉̦͠s͕̞͚̲͍ ̲̬̹̤Y̻̤̱o̭͠u̥͉̥̜͡ ̴̥̪D̳̲̳̤o̴͙̘͓̤̟̗͇n̰̗̞̼̳͙͖͢'҉͖t̳͓̣͍̗̰ ͉W̝̳͓̼͜a̗͉̳͖̘̮n͕ͅt͚̟͚ ̸̺T̜̖̖̺͎̱ͅo̭̪̰̼̥̜ ̼͍̟̝R̝̹̮̭ͅͅe̡̗͇a͍̘̤͉͘d̼̜ 
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@ozymandias' master plan:
It is now my mindcanon that kobolds use the word "lizard" in the same way Ponies apparently use the word "pony".
That is, everylizard, and such.
*must leave nao*
*technically not, but I only have a minute left on the library computer*
Technically speaking they're some sort of vaguely dragon-related generic reptile folk.
But "lizard" is easier to say than that.
Dead or alive
Dead or alive
You're coming with me
Well, WoW kobolds are these weird little bearded gnome things.
but I refer to D&D/Pathfinder Kobolds:
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B̤̺͍̰͕̺̠̕u҉̖͙̝̮͕̲ͅm̟̼̦̠̹̙p͡s̹͖ ̻T́h̗̫͈̙̩r̮e̴̩̺̖̠̭̜ͅa̛̪̟͍̣͎͖̺d͉̦͠s͕̞͚̲͍ ̲̬̹̤Y̻̤̱o̭͠u̥͉̥̜͡ ̴̥̪D̳̲̳̤o̴͙̘͓̤̟̗͇n̰̗̞̼̳͙͖͢'҉͖t̳͓̣͍̗̰ ͉W̝̳͓̼͜a̗͉̳͖̘̮n͕ͅt͚̟͚ ̸̺T̜̖̖̺͎̱ͅo̭̪̰̼̥̜ ̼͍̟̝R̝̹̮̭ͅͅe̡̗͇a͍̘̤͉͘d̼̜ 
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[Appliance/Cleaning]
HP: 1300 days
CP: 17000dc
Popularity: 1%
Danger/Risk: 8%
● Customer Death
● Employee Death
● High Maintenance
Combo Prods
Detergent (15%)
Bleach (11%)
Techtree Basics
● Dishwasher is ordered from the "Appliances" department, and randomly comes in Awesome Dishwasher, Dishwasher and Bad Dishwasher qualities.
U mad, less popular kobolds?
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B̤̺͍̰͕̺̠̕u҉̖͙̝̮͕̲ͅm̟̼̦̠̹̙p͡s̹͖ ̻T́h̗̫͈̙̩r̮e̴̩̺̖̠̭̜ͅa̛̪̟͍̣͎͖̺d͉̦͠s͕̞͚̲͍ ̲̬̹̤Y̻̤̱o̭͠u̥͉̥̜͡ ̴̥̪D̳̲̳̤o̴͙̘͓̤̟̗͇n̰̗̞̼̳͙͖͢'҉͖t̳͓̣͍̗̰ ͉W̝̳͓̼͜a̗͉̳͖̘̮n͕ͅt͚̟͚ ̸̺T̜̖̖̺͎̱ͅo̭̪̰̼̥̜ ̼͍̟̝R̝̹̮̭ͅͅe̡̗͇a͍̘̤͉͘d̼̜ 
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[Weapon/Biological]
HP: 6550 days
CP: 55750000dc
Popularity: 100%
Danger/Risk: 100%
● Customer Death (Customers may be killed by dragon, reducing future sales)
● Employee Death (Employees may be killed by this product, reducing available future work force)
● Shipping Mgt. Death (Shipping Mgt. may be killed, delaying the delivery of this product)
● Stock Destruction (Other products may be destroyed or eaten upon selling this product)
● Store Damage (Departments in the store may suffer damage upon the stocking of this product)
● Riot Risk High (Customers may invoke Riots against your store more often than usual)
● Protest Risk High (Customers may protest your store more often than usual)
● High Maintenance (It's a fucking dragon)
● Fire Damage Risk (it's a fucking dragon)
● Store Quality Reduction (The stocking of this product may reduce the amount of advertising you are allowed to acquire)
● Stock Quality Reduction (The stocking of this product may reduce the available store space needed to house this product)
● Live Animal Maintenance (Additional dc is required to house this Product for additional days)
● Security Breach (Shoplifting and Robbery may occur more often upon the stocking of this product)
Combo Prods
Iron Sword (25%)
Saddle (35%)
Bridle (22%)
Iron Spear (25%)
Iron Armor (11%)
Dragonbreeder Cage (15%)
Fire Extinguisher (21%)
Iron Chain (35%)
Bucket (2%)
Instant Lava/Magma (25%)
Techtree Basics
● Primordial Dragon is ordered from the "Mythical Creatures" department, and comes in at regular quality.
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B̤̺͍̰͕̺̠̕u҉̖͙̝̮͕̲ͅm̟̼̦̠̹̙p͡s̹͖ ̻T́h̗̫͈̙̩r̮e̴̩̺̖̠̭̜ͅa̛̪̟͍̣͎͖̺d͉̦͠s͕̞͚̲͍ ̲̬̹̤Y̻̤̱o̭͠u̥͉̥̜͡ ̴̥̪D̳̲̳̤o̴͙̘͓̤̟̗͇n̰̗̞̼̳͙͖͢'҉͖t̳͓̣͍̗̰ ͉W̝̳͓̼͜a̗͉̳͖̘̮n͕ͅt͚̟͚ ̸̺T̜̖̖̺͎̱ͅo̭̪̰̼̥̜ ̼͍̟̝R̝̹̮̭ͅͅe̡̗͇a͍̘̤͉͘d̼̜ 
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B̤̺͍̰͕̺̠̕u҉̖͙̝̮͕̲ͅm̟̼̦̠̹̙p͡s̹͖ ̻T́h̗̫͈̙̩r̮e̴̩̺̖̠̭̜ͅa̛̪̟͍̣͎͖̺d͉̦͠s͕̞͚̲͍ ̲̬̹̤Y̻̤̱o̭͠u̥͉̥̜͡ ̴̥̪D̳̲̳̤o̴͙̘͓̤̟̗͇n̰̗̞̼̳͙͖͢'҉͖t̳͓̣͍̗̰ ͉W̝̳͓̼͜a̗͉̳͖̘̮n͕ͅt͚̟͚ ̸̺T̜̖̖̺͎̱ͅo̭̪̰̼̥̜ ̼͍̟̝R̝̹̮̭ͅͅe̡̗͇a͍̘̤͉͘d̼̜ 
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so 1 dc would be 100 cents or $1.00 dollar here.
Generally all money can be converted to DC so all beings, from any dimensions, can sell and buy items from each other in the Mart Dimension, so you can like buy almost anything they stock in the store...at your own risk.
And you can pretty much buy ANYTHING in the Mart Dimension, it's just a matter of "do you have what you need in order to not be harmed with the items you purchase?"
So yeah you can buy a Dragon, and whether or not it kills you depends solely on you.
I was expecting 1 dc to be at least £1.00
i get so angry sometimes i just punch plankton --Klinotaxis
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B̤̺͍̰͕̺̠̕u҉̖͙̝̮͕̲ͅm̟̼̦̠̹̙p͡s̹͖ ̻T́h̗̫͈̙̩r̮e̴̩̺̖̠̭̜ͅa̛̪̟͍̣͎͖̺d͉̦͠s͕̞͚̲͍ ̲̬̹̤Y̻̤̱o̭͠u̥͉̥̜͡ ̴̥̪D̳̲̳̤o̴͙̘͓̤̟̗͇n̰̗̞̼̳͙͖͢'҉͖t̳͓̣͍̗̰ ͉W̝̳͓̼͜a̗͉̳͖̘̮n͕ͅt͚̟͚ ̸̺T̜̖̖̺͎̱ͅo̭̪̰̼̥̜ ̼͍̟̝R̝̹̮̭ͅͅe̡̗͇a͍̘̤͉͘d̼̜ 
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And Imipoints, i'm not sure. I'll have to talk with the Department of Imi to figure out a pricing method.
Because Forum Games is, next to the Roleplaying board, the forum least affected by what goes on in the rest of the forums.
Short of being shut down, drama from elsewhere in the site rarely reaches there.
i get so angry sometimes i just punch plankton --Klinotaxis
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B̤̺͍̰͕̺̠̕u҉̖͙̝̮͕̲ͅm̟̼̦̠̹̙p͡s̹͖ ̻T́h̗̫͈̙̩r̮e̴̩̺̖̠̭̜ͅa̛̪̟͍̣͎͖̺d͉̦͠s͕̞͚̲͍ ̲̬̹̤Y̻̤̱o̭͠u̥͉̥̜͡ ̴̥̪D̳̲̳̤o̴͙̘͓̤̟̗͇n̰̗̞̼̳͙͖͢'҉͖t̳͓̣͍̗̰ ͉W̝̳͓̼͜a̗͉̳͖̘̮n͕ͅt͚̟͚ ̸̺T̜̖̖̺͎̱ͅo̭̪̰̼̥̜ ̼͍̟̝R̝̹̮̭ͅͅe̡̗͇a͍̘̤͉͘d̼̜ 
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Hiring Employees will add bonus buffs to your store, protect your product and store, and enforce different effects to reduce many crisis that happen to the store.
Departments are different areas of your store that are licensed to handle your products, and increase the Popularity of the prods you are selling when you own that Department. Having a Produce Department allows Produce prods to gain a Popularity bonus. Having a Alcohol Department allows Alcohol prods to be sold and gains Popularity.
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B̤̺͍̰͕̺̠̕u҉̖͙̝̮͕̲ͅm̟̼̦̠̹̙p͡s̹͖ ̻T́h̗̫͈̙̩r̮e̴̩̺̖̠̭̜ͅa̛̪̟͍̣͎͖̺d͉̦͠s͕̞͚̲͍ ̲̬̹̤Y̻̤̱o̭͠u̥͉̥̜͡ ̴̥̪D̳̲̳̤o̴͙̘͓̤̟̗͇n̰̗̞̼̳͙͖͢'҉͖t̳͓̣͍̗̰ ͉W̝̳͓̼͜a̗͉̳͖̘̮n͕ͅt͚̟͚ ̸̺T̜̖̖̺͎̱ͅo̭̪̰̼̥̜ ̼͍̟̝R̝̹̮̭ͅͅe̡̗͇a͍̘̤͉͘d̼̜ 
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from my house, since I don't have a Pound calculator.
Laser-Beam Emitting Dragon
[Weapon/Biological]
HP: 6550 days
CP: 73500000dc
Popularity: 100%
Danger/Risk: 100%
● Customer Death (Customers may be killed by dragon, reducing future sales)
● Employee Death (Employees may be killed by this product, reducing available future work force)
● Shipping Mgt. Death (Shipping Mgt. may be killed, delaying the delivery of this product)
● Environmental Damage (Dragon may destroy o-zone layer and other biomes, reducing Store Popularity upon selling)
● Acceptable War Policy Violation (Selling this product may cause tariffs or complaints from other dimensions, decreasing funding)
● Stock Destruction (Other products may be destroyed or eaten upon selling this product)
● Store Damage (Departments in the store may suffer damage upon the stocking of this product)
● Riot Risk High (Customers may invoke Riots against your store more often than usual)
● Protest Risk High (Customers may protest your store more often than usual)
● High Maintenance (It's a fucking dragon)
● Fire Damage Risk (it's a fucking dragon)
● Store Quality Reduction (The stocking of this product may reduce the amount of advertising you are allowed to acquire)
● Stock Quality Reduction (The stocking of this product may reduce the available store space needed to house this product)
● Live Animal Maintenance (Additional dc is required to house this Product for additional days)
● Security Breach (Shoplifting and Robbery may occur more often upon the stocking of this product)
Combo Prods
Tesla Coil (25%)
Magnesium Sulfate (15%)
Laser-Dot Sight Accessory (22%)
Laser-bladed Lance (25%)
Space Shuttle (11%)
Dragonbreeder Cage (15%)
Laser-beam Reflector (21%)
Holographic Television (35%)
Television (2%)
Pointing Laser Toy (25%)
Lightsaber (55%)
Techtree Basics
● Laser-Beam Emitting Dragon is ordered from the "Bionic Creatures" department, and comes in at regular quality.
Put this in the actual game, plox.
For the record, it's 3:30 PM where I live.
*gives Central Avenue a pat on the back.*
*gives Central Avenue a thumbs up*
It's alllll right!
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B̤̺͍̰͕̺̠̕u҉̖͙̝̮͕̲ͅm̟̼̦̠̹̙p͡s̹͖ ̻T́h̗̫͈̙̩r̮e̴̩̺̖̠̭̜ͅa̛̪̟͍̣͎͖̺d͉̦͠s͕̞͚̲͍ ̲̬̹̤Y̻̤̱o̭͠u̥͉̥̜͡ ̴̥̪D̳̲̳̤o̴͙̘͓̤̟̗͇n̰̗̞̼̳͙͖͢'҉͖t̳͓̣͍̗̰ ͉W̝̳͓̼͜a̗͉̳͖̘̮n͕ͅt͚̟͚ ̸̺T̜̖̖̺͎̱ͅo̭̪̰̼̥̜ ̼͍̟̝R̝̹̮̭ͅͅe̡̗͇a͍̘̤͉͘d̼̜ 
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