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  • The sadness will last forever.
    scottish
  • ...And even when your hope is gone
    move along, move along, just to make it through
    (2015 self)
    I do not know a proper term for those people with the pretty skin the color of chocolate, trees, chestnut, or an astounding other variety of shades of that general color area.

    You know, said people have many different shades all over their bodies, and same with the people who have pretty skin the color of something closer to peaches. 

    I like all people.
  • imagei will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch

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    BRITISH ISLES MORE LIKE SCOTTISH ISLES

    i am ok with this
  • and then there are the ugly Dutch such as myself whose skin is white in a more literal sense.
  • Tachyon said:

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    BRITISH ISLES MORE LIKE SCOTTISH ISLES

    i am ok with this
    You're ok with being owned by Aquitaine?

    and also probably not being named Bobby in this universe where the Normans never successfully took over England and thus it is still largely Anglo-Saxon with a small Norse minority?
  • imagei will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch
    if i'm interpreting the map correctly, Gloucestershire is still in England and Wales is still Wales (and owns a large part of France)

    and why would i care whether i was called Bobby in this parallel universe where i probably wasn't born?
  • Tachyon said:

    if i'm interpreting the map correctly, Gloucestershire is still in England and Wales is still Wales (and owns a large part of France)

    and why would i care whether i was called Bobby in this parallel universe where i probably wasn't born?

    well I don't know.

    Also Wales owns Normandy. France as a conceptual entity is long-dead in this universe ("French" isn't even a culture group). Normandy on the other hand continued to exist as an independent Duchy for several centures afterward. It was ruled by the descendants of William the Bastard, who is better known as William the Conqueror to us. It's owned by Wales due to a personal union that happened about a century ago in this universe.
  • imagei will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch
    in that case, since my surname is Norman in origin, i guess i am Welsh in this AU

    again, i am ok with this
  • hmm, King Alan is too young to rule on his own apparently.

    So if you somehow lived both in this universe and 600 years ago your liege would be a teenager.
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    pentatonic scale
  • I don't know how the game determines whether or not to tack a "I" on the end of rulers who are the first of their name.

    Like the King of Savoy is just Alexander de Geneve. But the king of Wales (as mentioned) is Alan I (I forget his dynasty's name. It's not the Morganwwgs anymore).
  • Brabant (defender against Brabant in the Brabantian reconquest of Brabant)
    ALTERNATE HISTORY
  • More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
  • “I'm surprised. Those clothes… but, aren't you…?”

    You know


    I still find it interesting that American English tend to refer to a location as being "on" a street, while British English (and probably other Commonwealth English, though I haven't encountered it enough to know) tends to refer to locations as "in" a street.

    "I live on Chamberlain Street", "He lives in Oxford Street", etc.
    There is also the substitution in certain dialects of the expected "in" with "at."
  • edited 2013-11-05 18:55:48
    imagei will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch
    'He lives at Number 10 Downing Street'

    sounds natural to me

    tho oddly not without the house number.  hm
  • edited 2013-11-05 18:57:54
    “I'm surprised. Those clothes… but, aren't you…?”
    I mean more like, "He lives at [town]," rather than, "He lives in [town]."

    It's not common, but I have definitely heard it before.
  • If I were a historian I'd call this period in my AU The Age of Queens, because there are a lot of Queens. Also one Empress and a Sultana (I'm not even sure if that last one is a real title).
  • I mean more like, "He lives at [town]," rather than, "He lives in [town]."


    It's not common, but I have definitely heard it before.
    That's what the Lancasterians say.
  • edited 2013-11-05 19:00:40
    imagei will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch
    ^^ it's not, it's a grape

    just kidding, it's a real title
  • imagei will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    sadnesses
  • The sadness will last forever.
    avians
  • imagei will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch
    :(

    why have you sadnesses, Pillows?
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    I don't even know

    It's cold and dark outside. I don't like this.
  • Female Rulers in my EU4 game, Currently (of interest to no one but myself, likely)

    Christian:

    Heregryth of Hwicce, Queen of England & Denmark

    Beatrix von Nordheim, Queen of Sicily-Bavaria. Emperor-Elect of Holy Rome.

    Laura z Podebrad, Queen of Bohemia

    Elspeth Dunkeld, Queen of Scotland & Archduchess of Lombardy

    Berta de Poitiou, Queen of Austria

    Sofia Barnaba, Queen of Verona

    Muslim:

    Samira Agathonokosid, Sultana of Greece, Egypt, Persia, and Arabia.

    Tengrist*:

    Botokhui Bilge, Empress Khagan of The Ilkhanate

    Pagan:

    Oshama Paern, Queen of Finland

    Aldona Suvalkija, Queen of Lithuania

    *This is a converted Crusader Kings 2 game. Tengrism reformed into a formal, strucutred religion modeled after Catholicism under the High Priest of Tengri sometime in the 1200s.

  • imagei will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch
    i'm sorry

    it's been a dismal evening here too
  • "It is a matter of grave importance that Fairy tales should be respected.... Whosoever alters them to suit his own opinions, whatever they are, is guilty, to our thinking, of an act of presumption, and appropriates to himself what does not belong to him." -- Charles Dickens

    The original Planet of the Apes films are $4 apiece on Blu-Ray.

    Eee, eee!

  • aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaw man I just accidentally dissolved my alliance with Sicily-Bavaria.

    That sucks a lot.
  • imagei will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch
    it is far too late

    i should probably sleep; i didn't sleep at all last night

    i don't feel particularly tired...
  • edited 2013-11-05 19:11:08
    imagei will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch

    aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaw man I just accidentally dissolved my alliance with Sicily-Bavaria.

    That sucks a lot.

    how did you do that?
  • My dreams exceed my real life
    Planet of the Apes, Escape from the Planet of the Apes, and Rise of the Planet of the Apes are the ones most worth watching.
  • My dreams exceed my real life
    God, I love Escape from the Planet of the Apes.
  • Tachyon said:

    aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaw man I just accidentally dissolved my alliance with Sicily-Bavaria.

    That sucks a lot.

    how did you do that?
    When they call you to arms if you right-click you automatically decline it. Which dissolves the alliance and gives you a serious prestige hit.

    It's not a huge deal but it was an accident which has me more annoyed than anything.
  • My skin is the color of Dannon Oikos Cafe Latte flavored Greek yogurt.
  • edited 2013-11-05 19:13:31
    imagei will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch
    ^^ ah, sounds like a pain
  • edited 2013-11-05 19:14:28
    My dreams exceed my real life
    I am kind of surprised by how much people think intellectual enemies are susceptible to texts they consider brilliant.

    "Sure you hold that view NOW, but once you finish Atlas Shrugged/Better To Never Have Been/ The German Ideology/ The complete works of Robert Anton Wilson/ Ishmael/whatever you'll be sing a different tune."
  • The sadness will last forever.
    living in a british comedy skit
  • "It is a matter of grave importance that Fairy tales should be respected.... Whosoever alters them to suit his own opinions, whatever they are, is guilty, to our thinking, of an act of presumption, and appropriates to himself what does not belong to him." -- Charles Dickens
    Vriska said:

    My skin is the color of Dannon Oikos Cafe Latte flavored Greek yogurt.

    How did you get skin like that?
  • imagei will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch
    it probably means they aren't good at summarizing the arguments of the text

    that, or they believed everything in the text on an emotional impulse and they expect other people to, too
  • and Great Occitania has just discovered America.

    hooray!

    Technically they call it The New World all the time, which is smart, because if Amerigo Vespucci wasn't involved in its naming it wouldn't be called America.

    It'd be called um

    *checks name of my explorer unit*

    Adalaidia. Which is better, imo.
  • Can I also just say that "Glen" is a very underwhelming name for an Emperor.

    When I converted the game from CK2 my emperor's name was Amaneus II, which is suitably imperial.

    Glen? Not so much. It also makes me think more of Portland than Occitania.
  • "It is a matter of grave importance that Fairy tales should be respected.... Whosoever alters them to suit his own opinions, whatever they are, is guilty, to our thinking, of an act of presumption, and appropriates to himself what does not belong to him." -- Charles Dickens
    Odradek said:

    Planet of the Apes, Escape from the Planet of the Apes, and Rise of the Planet of the Apes are the ones most worth watching.

    Rise, the Conquest-inspired reboot? I haven't seen it.

    The original and Escape are so good. Beneath was just fodder for MST3K and Futurama jokes.

  • “I'm surprised. Those clothes… but, aren't you…?”

    Female Rulers in my EU4 game, Currently (of interest to no one but myself, likely)

    Christian:

    Heregryth of Hwicce, Queen of England & Denmark

    Beatrix von Nordheim, Queen of Sicily-Bavaria. Emperor-Elect of Holy Rome.

    Laura z Podebrad, Queen of Bohemia

    Elspeth Dunkeld, Queen of Scotland & Archduchess of Lombardy

    Berta de Poitiou, Queen of Austria

    Sofia Barnaba, Queen of Verona

    Muslim:

    Samira Agathonokosid, Sultana of Greece, Egypt, Persia, and Arabia.

    Tengrist*:

    Botokhui Bilge, Empress Khagan of The Ilkhanate

    Pagan:

    Oshama Paern, Queen of Finland

    Aldona Suvalkija, Queen of Lithuania

    *This is a converted Crusader Kings 2 game. Tengrism reformed into a formal, strucutred religion modeled after Catholicism under the High Priest of Tengri sometime in the 1200s.

    Hey! I find this interesting.

    So, the Occitans discovered America Adalaidia? Good for them!
  • imagei will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch
    i like the name Glen

    it's a nice name
  • More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
  • My dreams exceed my real life
    Funky Winkerbean, October 21

    Has anyone ever done this?

    Ever?
  • ...And even when your hope is gone
    move along, move along, just to make it through
    (2015 self)
    Wait, there are female rulers in Crusader Kings II?

    Do said females grow facial hair?

    Only people with beards, sideburns, and/or mustaches can be leaders of nations in my games.  And I'll need another mod to give everybody hats.

    Or, I could get a mod to make all the people into crocodilians and give them all hats, and then have both male and female crocodilians have hats.

    (tee hee, pretending I have a computer that can run Crusader Kings II)
  • Not just the Occitans, the Great Occitans.

    Occitania in this universe is an empire that spans half of Europe and a world power (one of four or so) rather than a small region in France. Here's a slightly outdated picture. We're bright yellow. The slightly darker yellow is Scotland.

    image

    Note that we also own Norway of all things. I keep planning on selling it to The Republic of Gotland but it takes soooo long to sell provinces.
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