so I've never seen a picture of Avicii before and I just did in a Youtube ad, and now I am aware that there's a dude in my speech class that looks just like him.
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
Class is over for the day and I am at McDonald's eating a snack while my mom is at a job orientation. She's getting a position at a Planet Fitness an hour or two from here.
Is this significantly better than being manager at Mickey D's?
Class is over for the day and I am at McDonald's eating a snack while my mom is at a job orientation. She's getting a position at a Planet Fitness an hour or two from here.
Is this significantly better than being manager at Mickey D's?
Well she is keeping her old job, giving her possibly the strangest two-job combination in history.
man, do you ever think about how arbitrary what we choose to discriminate other people by is?
Like, people never get shit about their eye color. It's the textbook example of absurd bigotry. No one that I know of, in history, has ever been killed because they had green eyes. It just doesn't happen.
But we give people shit over skin color all the time.
Do we as a species ever stop to think about how those are basically the same thing in terms of ridiculousness?
Hair color sometimes is discriminated against.
But yeah, you know what really we never give people crap for?
The number of hairs on his/her head and whether or not it's divisible by 17. Most people wouldn't even think about that; but it is a meaningless difference between people.
"It is a matter of grave importance that Fairy tales should be respected.... Whosoever alters them to suit his own opinions, whatever they are, is guilty, to our thinking, of an act of presumption, and appropriates to himself what does not belong to him." -- Charles Dickens
Anyways, I was wanting to listen to music, so I went to the Resource office place and asked if I could borrow a pair of headphones. The person there asked "may I please have some identification?" and I didn't have any identification; so I couldn't have any headphones.
Anyways, I was wanting to listen to music, so I went to the Resource office place and asked if I could borrow a pair of headphones. The person there asked "may I please have some identification?" and I didn't have any identification; so I couldn't have any headphones.
Oh noes! What do?
Wave your hand and say "you don't need to see my identification"
P&P flawlessly integrates their aesthetic with an ursine theme. The shrewd subversion of conventional wealth signifiers in favor of nuts and berries—a bear's precious resources—provides a stunning undercurrent of neo-Marxist subtext that calls into question the very nature of truth itself.
More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
ok fuck Contra forever because there are too many things popping out of the screen before I can see them and also why did 80s shooters always make you stupidly weak every time you touch something
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just sink deeper into a pit of laziness with me.
It was kinda funny
Assassin poems, Poems that shoot
guns. Poems that wrestle cops into alleys
and take their weapons leaving them dead
i wonder if i could get to the union store before it closes if i left now
eh, probably not
i'm not sure whether it already closed or whether it will close in 6 minutes time, but either way i'm not going to make it
think i will go out after all
later heapers
But yeah, you know what really we never give people crap for?
The number of hairs on his/her head and whether or not it's divisible by 17. Most people wouldn't even think about that; but it is a meaningless difference between people.
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Anyways, I was wanting to listen to music, so I went to the Resource office place and asked if I could borrow a pair of headphones. The person there asked "may I please have some identification?" and I didn't have any identification; so I couldn't have any headphones.
Oh noes! What do?