The Trash Heap of the Heapers' Hangout

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  • is it perfume?

    is it vodka?

    is it real?

    why can't you tell the difference?
  • The sadness will last forever.
    old yeller died

    :(
  • saying things that you don't actually agree with to piss off bad people

    i am seually attracted to adolf hitler

    he is my waifu
  • old yeller died


    :(
    ALS they yearling

    the boy stared at that mosquito for far too long
  • Lou Reed Lou Gehrig lulu
  • have you considered a career in retail?
  • safety supremacy
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    40
  • i dont want your respect i want you to die
  • “I'm surprised. Those clothes… but, aren't you…?”

    have you considered a career in retail?

    No, but I have considered a career in perpetual anxiety and self-depreciation for the satisfaction of other people. I figure that the two are not dissimilar.
  • perpetual anxiety does not become you, and you are far too perfect for anyone, even you yourself, to speak ill of
  • “I'm surprised. Those clothes… but, aren't you…?”

    perpetual anxiety does not become you, and you are far too perfect for anyone, even you yourself, to speak ill of

    You are wonderful and I love you.
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    The trackpad on this laptop is too fucking big

    Like, I appreciate that having a bigger surface area makes it easier to maneuver the mouse pointer

    But it also makes it much more difficult to avoid touching it while typing
  • The sadness will last forever.
    anti-mainstream
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    British people.txt
  • The sadness will last forever.
    Harold Skinner
  • The sadness will last forever.
    Fisher T. Fish
  • The sadness will last forever.
    Billy Bunter
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    Englishman, Twilight Fan, and Weather Pegasus
  • The sadness will last forever.
    fitting in is one of the most overrated things ever
  • The sadness will last forever.
    chuu chuu
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    You know what I always found weird? That network connection speeds tend to be measured in terms of bits (little b) rather than bytes (big B).

    I'm sure there's some obscure historical reason for this; I just wonder what it is.
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    On this episode of MythBusters: Is Mr. Grinch really a mean one?
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    polecat-ferret
  • On this episode of MythBusters: Is Mr. Grinch really a mean one?

    We crammed C4 under each and every tree in Whoville
  • Every who-da in who-ville liked Christmas, but the Grinch who lived just north of who-ville liked Christmas a lot more.
  • CHRISTMAS SEIZURE
    CHRISTMAS SEIZURE
  • most likely reason may have been that his shoes were two sizes too small
  • Dark Fall: Lost Souls
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    image

    :(
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    His Royal Highness Anonus, Prince Consort of Centralia
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    moo
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    20% cooler
  • imagei will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch
    Mr. Darcy said:

    I can think of a solution both simple and thoughtful: don't set it in the present. We have physicists telling us what's in the sky and in the atom now, but how do we know that the laws of physics were the same in the past and will be the same in the future?

    Do you even Hume?


    setting things too far in the past presents its own challenges, principally in the form of research; there's also the question of the ethics of rewriting historical events and playing fast and loose with other people's heritage

    a sufficiently fantastic story set in the past may as well take place in another world, or at least another timeline

    The Lord of the Rings supposedly takes place in Europe long ago
  • edited 2013-11-04 10:43:26
    imagei will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch
    people get so angry about cultural appropriation

    but the cultural heritage of the white, British, late capitalist secular left feels so boring sometimes

    you're not allowed to believe anything, you can only hypothesize

    maybe i should take the Alpha course
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    Almost 11 AM and Central Avenue's still awake

    Go me
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    I feel like I know nothing about anything

    Even when it comes to my unconventional interests
  • imagei will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch
    welcome to the club

    we don't know whether we have cookies
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    ...ok, I smiled
  • imagei will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch
    :)
  • imagei will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch
    i really hope this actually happened

    image

    and that they let the kid keep it
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    lol
  • British people.txt

    i keep clicking this but its not bringing up my post history
  • imagei will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch
  • Class is over for the day and I am at McDonald's eating a snack while my mom is at a job orientation. She's getting a position at a Planet Fitness an hour or two from here.
  • imagei will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch
    i should really get moving

    been lazy today
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