Nietzche: “Ahk! I’ll never finish my philosophical treatise at this rate! I simply can’t stop masturbating!
Dr. Kellogg: “I have JUST the cure!”
Nietzche: “Was für eine Überraschung! An American has broken into my house! Vat are you doing here?”
Dr. Kellogg: “I LITERIALLY have nothing better to do then surprise chronic masturbators with delicious cereal!”
Nietzche: “Delicious cereal, you say?”
Dr. Kellogg: “That’s right! My delicious Corn Flakes has all the nutrients and vitamins one needs to start the day right and stop going at themselves like God isn’t watching and judging for the soon to come apocalypse. He’s always watching. Each bite is like a delicious and nutritious circumcision!
Nietzche: “You’re right! I feel refreshed and no longer feel the urge to touch myself! Finally I continue writing The Gay Science. Now where was I? Ah, yes…”Gott is tot”.
Dr. Kellogg: “That’s right my delicious cer…wait “God is dead”?!”
Each bite of Kellogg’s corn flakes is guaranteed to be nutritious and decrease the chance of masturbatoring! And each box costs a tiny fraction of what a vial of clitoris carbolic acid costs! Stop spending money on expensive genital cages and shocking the masturbators in your life and pick up a box today!
Kellogg’s corn flakes! The favorite of German postmodernists everywhere (but mostly Germany
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
Central Avenue: Super High-School Level Oversleeper
Nietzche: “Ahk! I’ll never finish my philosophical treatise at this rate! I simply can’t stop masturbating!
Dr. Kellogg: “I have JUST the cure!”
Nietzche: “Was für eine Überraschung! An American has broken into my house! Vat are you doing here?”
Dr. Kellogg: “I LITERIALLY have nothing better to do then surprise chronic masturbators with delicious cereal!”
Nietzche: “Delicious cereal, you say?”
Dr. Kellogg: “That’s right! My delicious Corn Flakes has all the nutrients and vitamins one needs to start the day right and stop going at themselves like God isn’t watching and judging for the soon to come apocalypse. He’s always watching. Each bite is like a delicious and nutritious circumcision!
Nietzche: “You’re right! I feel refreshed and no longer feel the urge to touch myself! Finally I continue writing The Gay Science. Now where was I? Ah, yes…”Gott is tot”.
Dr. Kellogg: “That’s right my delicious cer…wait “God is dead”?!”
Each bite of Kellogg’s corn flakes is guaranteed to be nutritious and decrease the chance of masturbatoring! And each box costs a tiny fraction of what a vial of clitoris carbolic acid costs! Stop spending money on expensive genital cages and shocking the masturbators in your life and pick up a box today!
Kellogg’s corn flakes! The favorite of German postmodernists everywhere (but mostly Germany
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
So Okay It's Average was always a lame "trope" anyway
Not having a strong opinion of something isn't a trope, even by the bastardized TVTropes definition
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help I'm a rock
But at least I'm not a policeman
i get so angry sometimes i just punch plankton --Klinotaxis
i get so angry sometimes i just punch plankton --Klinotaxis
Okay TvTropes, no.