The Trash Heap of the Heapers' Hangout

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  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
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  • imagei will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch
    gonna give up on getting anything useful done tonight

    with any luck i won't sleep thru *all* the day tomorrow
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
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  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    ok that's enough of that
  • i'm gonna play the binding of isaac with the music muted in favor of riff raff

    I raaaaaaaaaaaarely play BoI with the music on.

    I'm aware that Danny B is very well regarded as a composer but I prefer other things to his work. I like the music in Greed's Shop though.
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    *riffs*
  • doge is showing up on facebook now and it's already stale as fuck to me help
  • doge is showing up on facebook now and it's already stale as fuck to me help

    the best thing about doge is the completely serious arguments about how to pronounce it.
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    Chef, what are you even doing

    I' mplaying "toss the lit match into the buket of cgrease", watierm1n!

    chef, the jfire marshal told hyou, no more games of"toss the lit mach into the bucket of grease"

    well the fire marshal isn't the boss of me now, is he

    yes
    he is

    fuck, help me get this scleaned up before he finds out

    too late i already callee 911

    why did you do that

    befcaue i like itwhen the restaruant's not made of ash

    don't be a smart-ass waiterman
    it's like talking to Siri all over again

    chef you own a Nexus 4
    YOu have no Siri

    i know
    it's lonley without Siri
  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    how many times has Five Singers burned down?

    Also, I think I first heard "doge" in Homestar Runner, pronounced "dough-j"
  • The sadness will last forever.
    i thought doge was pronounced do-geh
  • it occurred to me that my mood has become less swing-y over the past year or so


    like i've barely snapped at anyone online in almost a year?


    still need to work on IRL stuff tho >_>
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    Anonus said:

    how many times has Five Singers burned down?

    I'm not even sure at this point
  • it occurred to me that my mood has become less swing-y over the past year or so



    like i've barely snapped at anyone online in almost a year?


    still need to work on IRL stuff tho >_>
    I on the other hand have turned into a knot of hatred and loathing for all things.
  • however, I have BusyBaker Crackers and Sprite, so my position in life at present is alright.
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    Why does "BusyBaker" make me think of BusyBox?
  • tummy raspberries of peril

    also i really want to play vidya games but i have none i want to play
  • More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
    weed dreams
  • it's a sneezy night
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    u sneezy, jz
  • More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
    oh .////.

    *sneezes sexily*
  • edited 2013-11-02 01:18:41
    yas i am, imi g

    ^HOW
  • More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
    *inadvertently autoerotically sneezes to hide arousal*
  • More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
    lol just bein silly :D
  • edited 2013-11-02 01:20:08
    Every time I sneeze I look like I just ran over a donkey with a car.

    Silliness is not an excuse EVERYTHING MUST HAVE LOGIX
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    sneezy jzeezy
  • The sadness will last forever.
    cat food
  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    how do you look like you just ran over a donkey with a car
  • ...And even when your hope is gone
    move along, move along, just to make it through
    (2015 self)
    Humans are good at most expressions, especially those involving eyebrows. Movable faces and lips help quite a lot, and also humans have the mythical ability to reach one hand with the other hand. They have flat, relatively featureless faces, and their jaws are nearly nonexistent.

    Humans can do the Gendo Ikari pose, the Dave Xanatos pose, the "criminal rubbing his hands together in excitement as he plans his next heist", the " leaning back with my hands behind my head all casual-like". They can do the " covering my mouth with my hand" the "covering my nose" the "covering my ears" the "face-palm", the "covering my eyes".

    But they cannot do most anything involving jaws. The human jaw-drop is pitiful; only a few inches in jaw movement. You can hardly see into the mouth at all. And they only indicate one thing with a jaw-drop, instead of the entire volume of Crocodilians Jaw-gestures involving the hinged lower jaw.

    The inside of the human mouth is a dismal fleshy pink; not even red or a realistic color like Princeton Orange. No wonder humans eat with their mouths closed, and keep their mouths closed as much as possible and never bask.
  • The sadness will last forever.
    giving a pig bacon
  • The sadness will last forever.
    *offkey*

    haw, haw, haw
  • The sadness will last forever.
    ribbit
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    stop stopping, McStoppington
  • The sadness will last forever.
    zoooboo
  • The sadness will last forever.
    bruce lee clones
  • ...And even when your hope is gone
    move along, move along, just to make it through
    (2015 self)

    giving a pig bacon

    Pigs prefer Coke.

    Edward Coke.
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    piggies
  • Anonus said:

    how do you look like you just ran over a donkey with a car

    Like this:

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  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    Ah, I'd missed your particular brand of humor, JZ. ^_^
  • ...And even when your hope is gone
    move along, move along, just to make it through
    (2015 self)
    RESURGAM
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    yeah, that's pretty much what allergies do to ya.
  • Ah, I'd missed your particular brand of humor, JZ. ^_^

    =)
  • The sadness will last forever.
    2 pence
  • I have finished moving(not really) I have internet now! Hooray!
  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat

    cat food

    giving a pig bacon

    yeah, what about a chicken eating chicken-flavored dog food

    Anonus said:

    how do you look like you just ran over a donkey with a car

    Like this:

    image
    "OH NO MY ACLER"?
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    mudflaps
  • The sadness will last forever.
    chickens eating kfc and cows eating mcdonalds
  • The sadness will last forever.
    bloooop
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    dogs eating cambodia
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