The Trash Heap of the Heapers' Hangout

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• Imipolex G

  2013-10-27 00:44:14

  Touch the cow. Do it now.
  

  yeah well, I......know nothing about this character
  
• Miss Miko Mayonegg

  2013-10-27 00:47:16

  More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
  

  mega milk
  
• Imipolex G

  2013-10-27 00:52:20

  Touch the cow. Do it now.
  

  yes
• lee4hmz

  2013-10-27 00:52:25

  ⚠ THIS MACHINE KILLS FASCISTS

  I love how NetSol keeps sending me emails saying I should submit the website to search engines, because clearly the only reason you'd want to register a domain anymore is to put up a shopping cart. :P
• Imipolex G

  2013-10-27 00:53:08

  Touch the cow. Do it now.
  

  we should sell Heaper merch!
  
  we'd make a fortune
  
• Princess Alice

  2013-10-27 00:54:57

  You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022

  ZestButt

  
  

  Now downloading...
• Miss Miko Mayonegg

  2013-10-27 00:56:51

  More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
  

  I am confused by this trailer
  
  
• Princess Alice

  2013-10-27 01:45:54

  You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022

  *rewires the next poster's keyboard so pressing the spacebar does the same thing as pressing Alt+F4*
• Misery

  2013-10-27 01:46:31

  The sadness will last forever.

  Hummusbar
• Misery

  2013-10-27 01:46:54

  The sadness will last forever.

  ????????
• Obā-san

  2013-10-27 01:58:00

  
  

  alt+f4 was the first keyboard shortcut i ever learned, when i was like 5 or so?
• Princess Alice

  2013-10-27 02:00:52

  You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022

  My first was Ctrl+S, I think.
• Obā-san

  2013-10-27 02:07:34

  
  

  learning that people troll w/ alt+f4 was really amusing to me because i assumed that like everyone knew it, y'know?
• glennmagusharvey

  2013-10-27 02:10:14

  I learned Alt+Esc first.
  
  Then I learned Alt+Tab.
  
• Klinotaxis

  2013-10-27 02:24:14

  kill living beings
  

  door porn

  
  

  more like ctrl shift q
• Obā-san

  2013-10-27 03:06:01

  
  

  http://www.rotofugi.com/toyscart/pc/A-Little-Misfortune-Cat-Series-1-Single-Blind-Box-p10349.htm

  
  

  someone buy me the thing
• glennmagusharvey

  2013-10-27 03:36:36

  If you aren't a _____, why do you ______?
  
  Why did you _______?
  
  Would you support _______ if I told you that ________?
  
• glennmagusharvey

  2013-10-27 03:37:09

  Since ______ is true, wouldn't you also say that _______ is true?
  
• glennmagusharvey

  2013-10-27 03:37:57

  WOULD YOU SUPPORT A POLICY IF IT WERE LABELED BY THE PRESS TO BE A FAILURE?????
  
  Prof. Oak: "Are you a girl?"
  Red: *facepalm*
  
• glennmagusharvey

  2013-10-27 03:38:33

  Bees?
• Anonus

  2013-10-27 03:38:41

  I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat

  NBCUniversal has always cared more about image than quality and somehow that resonates with me
• glennmagusharvey

  2013-10-27 03:43:46

  Gordon Geico
  
• glennmagusharvey

  2013-10-27 03:44:10

  General Wub-Comic Talk Talk It's My Life
  
• Misery

  2013-10-27 04:05:29

  The sadness will last forever.

  bling
• glennmagusharvey

  2013-10-27 04:15:59

  blingee
• Fossilmaiden

  2013-10-27 05:48:30

  Wee yea erra chs hymmnos mea.
  

  Melusina said:

  yeah well, I......know nothing about this character
  

  She's a 10 year old girl.
• Vriska

  2013-10-27 09:30:55

  8luh 8luh.

  Cutxerk said:

  Medusa said:

  I don't even know why I posted that Homestuck thing.
  
  except that it amuses me.
  
  and one time I made my cousin watch it 8efore 8ed.
  
  and she dreamed of Squiddles.
  

  Is it the same cousin who you shouted "VRISKA" with like two years ago?

  The very same. We also tried to get people to use "salty cute" as a phrase, which didn't happen.
  
• Tachyon

  2013-10-27 09:39:38

  ^{i will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch}
  

  Sounds nasty, Mo.  Hope you feel better soon.
  
• Miss Miko Mayonegg

  2013-10-27 09:45:54

  More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
  

  The Orbital Mechanized Temple
  The Twin-tined Instrument of Mankind's Destruction, KAMUI
  LAUNCH
  
  WARNING
  24th Airspace Guardian
  SOURYUU
  
  SOURYUU Defeated
  
  14th Airspace, above the Sino-Ankylosauran Road
  The Floating Continent of Babylon
  PHANTOM RHAPSODY
  
  WARNING
  Babylon Airspace Guardian
  KOKUTAKA
  
  KOKUTAKA Defeated
  
  District #1, The Tectonic Zone
  Citadel in the Precipitous Canyon, Enga
  CHASM
  
  WARNING
  #99 Waste Disposal Route Guardian
  OUGUMO
  
  OUGUMO Defeated
  
  Service Terminal #00, The Tectonic Zone
  The Layered City of Aeneas
  ETERNITY
  
  WARNING
  KAMUI Advanced Test Units
  KAMUI
  
  KAMUI Defeated
  
  Aeneas Central Block
  The Central Tower Eichi
  MEMORIES
  
  City Administration-level All-purpose
  Administrative Computer (ALLTYNEX OS-based)
  NEURAL NEST
  
  Artifact from the Age of A.I. Dominion
  General Purpose Transport Platform
  GUARDIAN SOLDIER
  
  Artifact from the Age of Photon Reflection
  Orbital Passage Sentry
  SCORPIO
  
  WARNING
  The Orbital Mechanized Temple
  The Ultimate Application of Brain Fusion Theory
  The Instrument of Planetary Destruction
  XAFFIQUEL
  
  Mission Complete
• Miss Miko Mayonegg

  2013-10-27 09:48:30

  More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
  

  aaaaaaaaaaaaa I can't wait to get 30 million in this game; I just have to keep practicing
  
• Miss Miko Mayonegg

  2013-10-27 09:50:01

  More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
  

  
• Tachyon

  2013-10-27 09:50:04

  ^{i will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch}
  

  i have an Estonian flatmate and he keeps going on about how much more 'rational' Estonia is than the UK
  
  it's tiresome
  
  i figure it would maybe make more sense for me to move to Canada than anywhere on mainland Europe; i mean yeah, Estonia is in the EU and so am i, but i don't speak the Estonian language or know anything much about the culture
  
• Miss Miko Mayonegg

  2013-10-27 09:50:40

  More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
  

  
• Miss Miko Mayonegg

  2013-10-27 09:51:57

  More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
  

  Jabberwock said:

  i have an Estonian flatmate and he keeps going on about how much more 'rational' Estonia is than the UK
  
  it's tiresome
  
  i figure it would maybe make more sense for me to move to Canada than anywhere on mainland Europe; i mean yeah, Estonia is in the EU and so am i, but i don't speak the Estonian language or know anything much about the culture
  

  bla bla countries. why not city-states or something?
  
  
  
• Miss Miko Mayonegg

  2013-10-27 09:53:52

  More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
  

  
• Tachyon

  2013-10-27 09:54:42

  ^{i will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch}
  

  what city states did you have in mind?
  
• Miss Miko Mayonegg

  2013-10-27 09:55:26

  More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
  

  
• Miss Miko Mayonegg

  2013-10-27 09:55:53

  More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
  

  Jabberwock said:

  what city states did you have in mind?
  

  Rome and Athens idk
  
• Obā-san

  2013-10-27 09:56:35

  
  

  i am the god of hellfire
• Tachyon

  2013-10-27 09:56:48

  ^{i will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch}
  

  unfortunately my time machine is in for repairs atm
  
• Tachyon

  2013-10-27 09:57:22

  ^{i will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch}
  

  oh shit what
  
• Miss Miko Mayonegg

  2013-10-27 09:58:30

  More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
  

  hmm why not judge by planets then? oh wait there is only one planet with humans ;)
  
• Miss Miko Mayonegg

  2013-10-27 09:58:43

  More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
  

  
• Tachyon

  2013-10-27 10:00:05

  ^{i will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch}
  

  i am judging nothing
  
  but i don't want to move planets
  
• Obā-san

  2013-10-27 10:00:33

  
  

  as if someone from Glee wouldn't be a total shitbag
• Miss Miko Mayonegg

  2013-10-27 10:00:37 edited 2013-10-27 10:00:46

  More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
  

  ^^ I don't either because Earth produces things like Pyridrym ^w^
  
• Miss Miko Mayonegg

  2013-10-27 10:01:00

  More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
  

  
• Miss Miko Mayonegg

  2013-10-27 10:03:49

  More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
  

  
• Miss Miko Mayonegg

  2013-10-27 10:05:47

  More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
  

  ya bro
  
• Miss Miko Mayonegg

  2013-10-27 10:06:01

  More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
  

  dobbys groinsaw