The Trash Heap of the Heapers' Hangout

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  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
  • Answer: Kanye West quoting from the Cuisinart Rice Cooker manual in his Grammy acceptance speech for My Beautiful Dark Twisted Fantasy

    beauty.
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    wish I didn't have to go to work in the morning

    but alas

    so it goes
  • THIS MACHINE KILLS FASCISTS
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    Y'know in a way I'll be kinda happy when Halloween is over and I go back to using regular avatars
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    not that I haven't liked the Halloweeny ones too
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    oh man, the infamous filthy fifteen
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    Mercyful Fate, Venom, Black Sabbath

    at least the list has some dignity
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    "The universe is a cylinder, but it doesn't have any Pringles in it." - raocow
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    Miko I don't know what you're doing but I hope to talk to you tomorrow
  • More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
    I was called cute. :o This may be a slight error in judgement. But Pyridrym was called cute too so + 500,000 squiddlepoints to Tuxrect. Also that movie trailer suggests a movie will be released in 2014 that kills Christianity forever, as even the pope puts down his hat, shakes his head, takes another swig from his holy flask, and says "fuck this."
  • More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
    Melusina said:

    Miko I don't know what you're doing but I hope to talk to you tomorrow

    I am here. ^_^ I was doing things away from the computer and then on the computer.
  • TreTre
    edited 2013-10-26 00:28:41
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    Quick review of Bad Grandpa, incoming!

    I'm a Jackass virgin. Or was, anyway. Everything I knew about the show and the movies came either through short snippets or trailers here and there, until I got to tag along with my sister to see Bad Grandpa, the de facto fourth film in the series. I hadn't heard a thing about the film due to a relative lack of TV watching on my end recently, so all I knew was that it was a film involving stunts, pranks and bad grandpas.

    Theoretically there's no reason why any of the four films wouldn't stand on their own, but it's especially apparent here, given that it's the first one they went for a plot with. Johnny Knoxville plays Irving, a recently widowed (and thirsty) old guy tasked with bringing his lovable grandson Billy to his father on a cross country trip after Billy's mom is arrested (again) for drug abuse. As far as plot goes, that's generally as good as it gets. The characters aren't the most rounded out subjects you'll see in modern film, but they provide just enough context for the film's main attractions: its stunts and pranks.

    For the most part, Knoxville's antics are played upon real folks from various locations, and their genuine bewilderment sets the audience up for a nice laugh at the whole scene on screen. It's pretty clear he's been doing this for years, but one of the more surprising efforts was that of his pint-sized partner Jackson Nicoll as Billy, who shows a pretty refined comedic acumen for his age. (Certainly better than what I had when I was that young...)

    Not every joke in this movie made me laugh out loud, but the ones that did made the experience worth the while. It won't go down in history as an achievement in comedy film (except possibly in that of physical humor), and that's alright. Bad Grandpa is a film that is content with its own lack of depth, and it's better for it.

    And hey, I wouldn't mind seeing more Jackass after it, just because there had to have been more prior to this that kept folks coming back. So, mission accomplished, in that regard!

    ###### 6.5
  • edited 2013-10-26 00:46:23

    You  know what annoys me about university websites? The link to application,
    especially graduate, is a bit difficult to find and requires a lot of
    backtracking. But the link to "donate please" is prominently displayed
    on every single page

    Considering the freaking crazy tuition fees, that is just plain insulting
  • The sadness will last forever.
    If something is popular that means it's good, right?
  • For once, or maybe twice, I was in my prime.
    Really really good stuff and really really bad stuff tend not to catch on with the general populace. Beyond that generalization, popularity and quality don't have much of a correlation, positive or negative.
  • More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
    Undermine the college industry and capitalism. :D
  • kill living beings
    loling at twin earth on
  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat

    Really really good stuff and really really bad stuff tend not to catch on with the general populace. Beyond that generalization, popularity and quality don't have much of a correlation, positive or negative.


    What do you consider to be really really good stuff?
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    C:\Program Files (x86)\aegisAglow\puns\PONY32.exe
  • C:\Users\Centie\Documents\PrincessThings\OperationSweetTooth\never_ending_deluge_of_lollipops.rar
  • image Wee yea erra chs hymmnos mea.
    Cutxerk said:

    Cute people:

    • fossil
    Hahahahaha no.
  • “I'm surprised. Those clothes… but, aren't you…?”

    Cutxerk said:

    Cute people:

    • fossil
    Hahahahaha no.
    Judging by the very small number of photographs that I have seen of you, I believe that you are selling yourself short in this regard. Unless you do not wish to be seen as "cute," which is OK.
  • i'd like to take this oppurrtunity to say that i am not cute im a vicious predator kitty
  • “I'm surprised. Those clothes… but, aren't you…?”
    A vicious predator kitty, yes. But—

    *tosses yarn ball*
  • edited 2013-10-26 10:45:18

    (*Cue theme song*)


    (*chases yarn ball*)
  • “I'm surprised. Those clothes… but, aren't you…?”
    *tackle-hugs*

    Mine!
  • More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
    I think Fossilmaiden is cute. :)
  • More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
    lol I still haven't even posted a decent picture where everyone can see it (i.e. not hiding my face, not filtered into the ground). I will sometime maybe, but not now.
  • The sadness will last forever.
    treating loved ones as science experiments
  • The sadness will last forever.
    tampering with nature
  • The sadness will last forever.
    manners? i thought we got rid of that in grade school. what's it doing hanging around with people?
  • The sadness will last forever.
    weeeeeewahmp
  • The sadness will last forever.
    huehuehuehue
  • The sadness will last forever.
    infinity hitlers
  • The sadness will last forever.
    riding the zombie horse
  • The sadness will last forever.
    mr and mrs entitled
  • "It is a matter of grave importance that Fairy tales should be respected.... Whosoever alters them to suit his own opinions, whatever they are, is guilty, to our thinking, of an act of presumption, and appropriates to himself what does not belong to him." -- Charles Dickens

    infinity hitlers

    Crisis of Infinite Hitlers.
  • The sadness will last forever.
    teh feelz just rule over everything

    yes even common sense, decency and being civil in general
  • The sadness will last forever.
    omg
  • edited 2013-10-26 13:51:21
    image Wee yea erra chs hymmnos mea.
    Hitler of Earth-893945.
  • ...And even when your hope is gone
    move along, move along, just to make it through
    (2015 self)
    I am going to name my main character in a book Eoleajolettamnakgzyampalsucotdomdjmphfcdb Taaehutrprgouihyvbeawqucdvxeepmtbsmsizlyesil Wunquainepersupoxibeightrufalkoscitoginny.
  • ...And even when your hope is gone
    move along, move along, just to make it through
    (2015 self)
    And yes, I did make that name up by randomly picking three Upwords tiles from the box at a time and putting them in a row on the ground until all the Upwords tiles were used.  I picked Taaehut and Wunquaine as places to cut the word to make middle and last names.

    That's how cool people do it, lame people just mash keyboard and go asdfasdfasdf or jkl;lkj;kj or asld;fjaks;fjslkfj;slkdfgj or qr4f3t[gtujqpa9i8girfwpaeo4htgp9oah.

    Keyboard mashing is for LITTLE BABIES, and it's done by LITTLE BABY MEN.
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