The Trash Heap of the Heapers' Hangout

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  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    I never played Final Fight

    should I
  • Smee, Maiman, Doktar, Pavelier, Button-Lee, Juan Ovyu
    The guy in a wheelchair is evil and has kidnapped Cody's (or was it Guy's) gf so it's okay to throw him out of the window
  • Smee, Maiman, Doktar, Pavelier, Button-Lee, Juan Ovyu
    Melusina said:

    I never played Final Fight

    should I

    It's fun but I like Captain Commando more
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    all right then
  • Poison is hawt.
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    Cutxerk said:

    Poison is hawt.

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  • THIS SHOULDN'T BE AS FUNNY AS IT IS
  • The sadness will last forever.
    Hummus box
  • The sadness will last forever.
    American Horror Story plot generator
  • My name's Brian, I like to -skateboard-
  • The sadness will last forever.
    Using friends for the science fair
  • The sadness will last forever.
    Frying rocks
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    *gives the next three posters a ride to the orphanage*
  • “I'm surprised. Those clothes… but, aren't you…?”
    Why are we going to the orphanage?
  • to adopt an orphan?


    idk
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    To spread Halloween cheer and also Princess Magic to all the little kids, of course!

    It's not creepy at all. ^_^
  • we'd be weird parents
  • “I'm surprised. Those clothes… but, aren't you…?”
    Yeah.

    Maybe not bad, but definitely weird.

    But I'm not even going to think about that for at least another nine or ten years...
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    Ninja Gaiden would be a freakin' awesome game if you took all the bottomless pits out
  • The sadness will last forever.
    shaming someone with a life
  • The sadness will last forever.
    arfco
  • The sadness will last forever.
    war on womyn on teh interbuttz
  • “I'm surprised. Those clothes… but, aren't you…?”

    arfco

    Ruff Trade? A record label for post-punk dogs. Or the gay canine BDSM scene. Take your pick.
  • arfco

    Ruff Trade? A record label for post-punk dogs. Or the gay canine BDSM scene. Take your pick.
    why not both

    that'd be cool
  • The sadness will last forever.
    dancing weasel cafe
  • “I'm surprised. Those clothes… but, aren't you…?”
    I know way too much not-so-recent quasi-seedy gay slang.
  • “I'm surprised. Those clothes… but, aren't you…?”

    dancing weasel cafe

    There is an industrial/goth record shop off of South Street called Dancing Ferret Discs. They have more Nurse With Wound and Current 93 albums than is strictly necessary, which pleases me. I've bought some good stuff there...
  • The sadness will last forever.
    interesting
  • Blood Pocket.
  • The sadness will last forever.
    image
  • The sadness will last forever.
    image

    GOOGLE IS ANTI-CAT

    TIME TO BOYCOTT THEM
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    cats are liquid?
  • Melusina said:

    cats are liquid?

    yes
  • The sadness will last forever.
    liquid felines
  • edited 2013-10-25 22:31:33
    “I'm surprised. Those clothes… but, aren't you…?”
    I typed in "ferrets are..." and got "not rodents," "illegal," "part of what family" and "love" as the top four.

    I tried "polecats are..." and got Polecats Are Go! Not sure how I feel about that.
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    reset door
  • “I'm surprised. Those clothes… but, aren't you…?”
    ^^ I like the thumping primitivism of the verses and how much of a twangy shambles the choruses are.

    Acceptabibble.
  • Don't pay no mind to the demons, they fill you with fear!
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    liquid cats.

    silly, everyone knows cats are minerals
  • “I'm surprised. Those clothes… but, aren't you…?”
    Oh, hi, Kali! Is it your yuga yet?
  • I am moving, changing residents.

    my first resident was evil.... hur hur... and zombies ate my neighbor.


  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    I played Zombies Ate My Neighbors the other day...'twas ok.

    Moving someplace good?
  • Well, I'll still be in Arizona, so I think the first place to ask is "Is there anyplace in Arizona that can be considered 'good?"

    and then my second statement is: Probably, unusually, I am quite hopefilled.

    Filled with hope.

    Usually some people oxygenate their muscles and lungs with oxygen, I used Hope and Pen Ink.
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    Kali said:

    Well, I'll still be in Arizona, so I think the first place to ask is "Is there anyplace in Arizona that can be considered 'good?"

    and then my second statement is: Probably, unusually, I am quite hopefilled.

    Filled with hope.

    Usually some people oxygenate their muscles and lungs with oxygen, I used Hope and Pen Ink.

    Well, hope is good, even in a place like Arizona. Especially in a place like Arizona!
  • For once, or maybe twice, I was in my prime.
    I'd like to at least visit Arizona. Maybe even live there.
  • My dreams exceed my real life
      On Twin Earth, a brain in a vat is at the wheel of a runaway trolley. There are only two options that the brain can take: the right side of the fork in the track or the left side of the fork. There is no way in sight of derailing or stopping the trolley and the brain is aware of this, for the brain knowstrolleys. The brain is causally hooked up to the trolley such that the brain can determine the course which the trolley will take.On the right side of the track there is a single railroad worker, Jones, who will definitely be killed if the brain steers the trolley to the right. If the railman on the right lives, he will go on to kill five men for the sake of killing them, but in doing so will inadvertently save the lives of thirty orphans (one of the five men he will kill is planning to destroy a bridge that the orphans' bus will be crossing later that night). One of the orphans that will be killed would have grown up to become a tyrant who would make good utilitarian men do bad things. Another of the orphans would grow up to become G.E.M. Anscombe, while a third would invent the pop-top can.If the brain in the vat chooses the left side of the track, the trolley will definitely hit and kill a railman on the left side of the track, "Leftie" and will hit and destroy ten beating hearts on the track that could (and would) have been transplanted into ten patients in the local hospital that will die without donor hearts. These are the only hearts available, and the brain is aware of this, for the brain knows hearts. If the railman on the left side of the track lives, he too will kill five men, in fact the same five that the railman on the right would kill. However, "Leftie" will kill the five as an unintended consequence of saving ten men: he will inadvertently kill the five men rushing the ten hearts to the local hospital for transplantation. A further result of "Leftie's" act would be that the busload of orphans will be spared. Among the five men killed by "Leftie" are both the man responsible for putting the brain at the controls of the trolley, and the author of this example. If the ten hearts and "Leftie" are killed by the trolley, the ten prospective heart-transplant patients will die and their kidneys will be used to save the lives of twenty kidney-transplant patients, one of whom will grow up to cure cancer, and one of whom will grow up to be Hitler. There are other kidneys and dialysis machines available, however the brain does not know kidneys, and this is not a factor.Assume that the brain's choice, whatever it turns out to be, will serve as an example to other brains-in-vats and so the effects of his decision will be amplified. Also assume that if the brain chooses the right side of the fork, an unjust war free of war crimes will ensue, while if the brain chooses the left fork, a just war fraught with war crimes will result. Furthermore, there is an intermittently active Cartesian demon deceiving the brain in such a manner that the brain is never sure if it is being deceived.
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