The Trash Heap of the Heapers' Hangout

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  • i wonder if japanese racing is like japanese game shows
  • it probably isn't

    but if it was that'd be cool
  • My dreams exceed my real life

    Goddamnit if this is true.

     

    I liked Cee Lo.

  • The sadness will last forever.
    Do real life mary sues exist?
  • imagei will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch
    what would a real life mary sue be?  a real person who seems like a mary sue?
  • edited 2013-10-21 19:43:08
    My dreams exceed my real life
    As private parts to wanton boys are we to the gods, they play with us for their sport.
  • edited 2013-10-21 19:44:15
    The sadness will last forever.
    ^ ^ A person who can do everything perfectly.
  • imagei will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch
    Blackadder is great

    i don't believe anyone is perfect

    but who knows i guess
  • My dreams exceed my real life
    Beyonce.
  • My dreams exceed my real life
    Remember those weird internet fiction things that were about original characters do not steal killing Mary Sues?
  • Munch munch, chomp chomp...
    Welcome back Sredni Vashtar. Glad to hear you're feeling better.
  • imagei will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch
    i don't remember them since i never read them, but iirc they had a TV Tropes article
  • imagei will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch
    well, of course they did
  • My dreams exceed my real life

    Who did read them, really.


    Webfiction Whateley Universe.

  • “I'm surprised. Those clothes… but, aren't you…?”

    Who did read them, really.


    Webfiction Whateley Universe.

    That was actually something else, but I know what you're talking about. I never read them, though.
  • imagei will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch
    i didn't read that one either
  • My dreams exceed my real life

    Who did read them, really.


    Webfiction Whateley Universe.

    That was actually something else, but I know what you're talking about. I never read them, though.




    I know it was. I just bring up webfiction Whateley Universe because it is fun to say.


    Webfiction Whateley Universe.

  • “I'm surprised. Those clothes… but, aren't you…?”
    It is, isn't it?

    ...Christ on a bicycle, I'm writing a hypertext novel. If I actually get this thing up and it (against all odds) gets popular, I'll have to deal with the kind of fans that write that sort of thing.
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    I feel like a goddamn idiot

    I spent my entire day setting Windows up on this computer again after I accidentally overwrote it this morning

    And the damn thing still won't connect to the wireless properly

    I don't know what to do
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    You know what, screw it

    I'm done stressing over the laptop for today; I'll use my tablet for the rest of the night and pick this back up tomorrow
  • edited 2013-10-21 20:37:07
    Let me tell you. About Fallen London.
    Dealing with windows does that to people. http://autumnaglow.tumblr.com/post/64173091028/
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    Winter *and* horses, two of my favorite things! Thanks Haven
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    Unicorn Pacific Railroad
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    Imipolex G as a pony
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    Comic book adaptations of Beverly Cleary novels
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    Panty and Stocking with fjlk;aaaaaaaadsbelt
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    corpse butts
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    Central Avenue and Miko Take On the World
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    what if the G in Bobby G stood for Google the whole time

    wake up america
  • I'm going to Colorado again for Christmas.

    :/
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    Let's trade! I'll go to Colorado, and you can stay in Flattown, Midwest USA
  • Route 666 said:

    Let's trade! I'll go to Colorado, and you can stay in Flattown, Midwest USA

    Seems great! You're gonna have to deal with my aunt though, which means the :/ is now on you.
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    Route 666 said:

    Imipolex G as a pony

    Milky Way!
  • i'm making a frozen pizza

    this'll be the first time i've eaten in 2 days, not counting a piece of toast

    weird.
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    O_O
  • *throws Meow Mix at Minnesota*
  • The sadness will last forever.
    i hate being in california.

    >:(
  • The sadness will last forever.
    fargos
  • Cutxerk said:

    *throws Meow Mix at Minnesota*

    make that chex mix and u got a deal
  • Flawless plan.
    I'm honestly kind of amazed at how TLI songs never seem to get old.
  • The sadness will last forever.
    i need a moovemint cuz of surch engeenez
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    cookies
  • The sadness will last forever.
    surch engeenez dat show stoopid tings yet instead of ignoring it i'm gonna maake a campain
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    I want my boyfriend and Christmas
  • The sadness will last forever.
    cookie clicker time
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    moooooooovement
  • The sadness will last forever.
    i wish ace was still here
  • My dreams exceed my real life
    While I’m fond of Blake (heck, I wrote my Master’s Thesis on him), my least favorite line of his was
    “May God us keep, from single vision and Newton’s sleep”
    an all-out attack on alleged scientific reductionism.

    Similarly, my fondness for Walt Whitman does not prevent me from decrying his poem denouncing “the learned astronomer” whose calculations somehow detracts from the beauty of the stars.

    Dawkins has similarly distanced himself from Yeats complaint that Newton had unwoven the rainbow.

    Imagine being this boring.

    Imagine.
  • My dreams exceed my real life
    Imagine
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